I’m not taking it. No fucking way.

When Mary Harney wants me to do something I’ll do the opposite. And I’m still to be convinced that Swine Flu® isn’t just a huge scam of a conspiracy of a machination to bump up profits of drug companies and to allow them to inject us with a ‘vaccine’ that is probably some kind of mind-control thing or which inserts a permanent tracking device so we can be monitored from on high.

I’ll stick with hot whiskey and the sweats.

Swine Flu hits Ireland.

So I guess that’s it. They say we have vaccines but knowing this government there’s probably a load of boxes with ‘Flu vaccine’ written on them but they’re empty and the money we should have spent on the medicine was loaned to a FF friendly property developer.

Our vaccine is now three empty housing estates in Portlaoise.

Can the last blogger alive turn out the lights? Thanks.

What a stupid name for it.

We’ve had bird flu which affects birds but swine flu seems to only affect Mexicans. It should be called ‘Mexican Death Flu’ or ‘Tequila Canker’ or something better.

These fuckers don’t know how to market a disease at all. Swine flu makes you think of a pig with a Lemsip Max Strength. ‘Taco pestilence’ is far more evocative sounding.

Anyway, at this point it’s only Mexicans. If people in Louth or Meath start dying then I might get worried.