Tag Archives: poo
Accidents will happen
*bring bring* “Hello?” “Twenty, it’s me. Dave”. “What’s up, Dave?” “I need the name of a good lawyer”. “Johnny Cochran”. “No, seriously. I need a hard as nails, tough as you like, take no shit, hotshot lawyer”. “For what?” “So … Continue reading
Posted in Blog
28 Comments
The iPhone is a reader killer
There are many constants in life. Sun comes up, sun goes down. Irish summer, rain-a-plenty. Grass is green, sky is blue, water is wet, Damien Rice is a tedious, acoustic cunt and Green Party members think they’re Jesus. One of … Continue reading
Posted in Blog
47 Comments
And here’s another question….
…if you eat a bowl of vegetable soup (where the vegetables have been blended to make a thick kind soup), what percentage of the liquid would come out as piss and what percentage would turn into poo?
Posted in Blog
22 Comments