So you can get penalty points for not having an up to date NCT now? What a load of old cunt.

Here’s how the NCT works. You go in, they put your car through the whatsit, some fucker from Eastern Europe or Kenya tells you that your car ‘kaput, no worky!’ and then you have to go, get the kaput thing fixed, pay again and then you car is all right.

And when you get your NCT it’s supposed to be for two years, yet I had my car NCTd last January and it’s up for renewal at the end of this month.

The whole thing is just a load of rip-off bollocks.

They should give penalty points to the cunts who keep thinking up new ways to give us penalty fucking points.