So, here we are. Lisbon has been passed.

After rejecting the treaty in the first place the Government played us like a fiddle. Remember that sketch in the Fast Show with the bloke who agreed with each side of the argument. For example:

“That Bertie Ahern. What a great bloke he is. I can’t wait to read his autobiography”.

“Actually, Bertie Ahern is one of the biggest cunts every to walk the earth. A more mendacious, self-aggrandising little shop steward of a cunt you’ll never have the misfortune to meet”.

“Yeah, what a cunt!”

The Irish people rejected Lisbon. The Government said “Actually, you should vote for the Lisbon Treaty. Otherwise this recession will go on forever and ever and EEEEEEEVER!” and the Irish people went “Yeah, let’s vote YES!”.

Being told how to think by one of your mates down the pub is one thing. Letting that pack of despicable, cheating, lying fuckers who have brought this country to its knees is another.

It’s a bit sad really.

Still, it’s good to know we’ve got strong opposition waiting to take over. After further revelations about John O’Donoghue’s expenses – the Cunt Comhairle has pissed away €200,000 on jaunts and race meets – Enda Kenny and Eamon Gilmore say ‘He may have to consider his position’.

Fuck me.

The pressure on him to resign should be intense, especially from opposition, but half-arsed, namby-pamby shit like ‘may have to consider his position’ makes me want to puke unti puke comes out my nose. And I hate puking.

Get this cunt out of office. If he stays as Ceann Comhairle he is automatically re-elected and the fucker doesn’t deserve that. The public deserve a chance to judge him, to show him what they think of the way he’s spent our money. If there are enough cretins who vote him back in then fair enough. And don’t underestimate the cretin count in this country. But at the very least he ought to have to go through that process.

Anyway, hope you’re all comfortable in that handbasket. Our journey has well and truly begun.

As the Lisbon vote gets nearer and nearer you can’t help think that the campaigning, the propaganda, the media blitzes and everything else is going to start getting nasty.

Yesterday it emerged that UKIP Party was getting involved. According to the Irish Times:

UKIP confirmed yesterday it had begun posting some 1.5 million leaflets, which should arrive in people’s letterboxes between September 17th and 21st

Firstly, where the fuck did UKIP get my postal address and what right to do they have to send me any literature?

Secondly, why should anyone in Ireland pay the slightest bit of attention to a UK Political party?

Then you Google them and you see this (click for bigger):

I love that. “Libertarian, non-racist party  …”

That is just fantastic. Why don’t they change it to “Libertarian, some of our best friends are black party …”?

Bunchacunts. If I wanted Robert Kilroy-Silk to tell me what I should think then I’d phone the stripey shirted cunt up and ask him myself. In the meantime he needs to keep his stupid face out of my business.

Then Ryanair’s Michael O’Leary, posterboy for the YES vote, calls those urging us to vote NO ‘unemployable fucking headbangers’.

And while O’Leary can grate he’s got a good point. Coir, fucking nutters. Sinn Fein, terrorists with nothing better to do these days. Declan Ganley, shadowy mentalist. Those union leaders who have grown fat and got gout from the scam that was benchmarking, scumbags.

So on the one hand you have Fianna Fail who have raped the ever loving shit out of every single one for as long as we can remember, and on the other we have a bunch of loons.

There really ought to be a ‘You can all go and shite’ option on the ballot card.

And a day wouldn’t be complete at the moment without a word about our old pal O’Donoghue. Watching the cunt at the Listowel Races yesterday was maddening. The big, thick ruddy faced wanker bleating about how he never profited from his expenses. As if that was the fucking point. And this is why these people aren’t accountable. He really thinks he acted with ‘probity’ when he swanned about the place staying in 5 star hotels and flying him and his wife first class. He really does.

Of course he’s utterly wrong. Anyone with half a fucking brain can see that. And when pressed for an apology to the taxpayer whose money he squandered living the life of Reilly he said:

Insofar as one regrets something, I think that is an apology.

No, you horrific fat cunt, an apology is a sincere expression of  regret. Not the kind of half-arsed, wait for everything to blow over shite you’ve been coming out with. And you made no apology to the people, only your fuckbuddies in Leinster House, you monstrous clit. You wasted our money living it up. And you should pay for it.

As Ceann Comhairle he is automatically re-elected at the next election. What a shame nobody in the house has the balls to pressure and pressure for this cunt to resign like he should. What a fucking shame he’s going to get away with it all.

Unless he has a heart attack or a stroke. In which case I’ll throw a fucking party.