So I was out taking Bastardface for a good long walk and had just managed to pull him away from a group of hooded youths (one of whom he tries to eat every time because he’s a horrible blond gonna-be-rapist looking little fucker) when I rounded the corner and was faced with this.

Soon they’ll all be trying to outdo each other and the eerie Christmas glow that hovers over Dublin 12 will light up the night skies.

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