Ireland has a new hero. It’s angry shouty bloke. Here he is on RTE’s Frontline last night giving it to Pat Kenny:

My favourite bit is when he talks about Mary Hanafin and says “She’s been elected to be a hypocrite”. Brilliant.

And previous to that he’s been out on the streets giving it to union leaders (nicely spotted by Alexia).

Where next? I think he needs a whistlestop tour of Ireland’s churches to give it to priests during their sermons.

“Youse fiddled all dem kids and made old men cry on de telly and now nobody’s saying nuttin about youse and your up here pontificitin’ and moralisin’ at us?!!!”

And then a quick stop off at the HSE:

“You took a seventy tousand pound bonus for what? For being rubbish at telling people dey have cancer and you pontificate at us and tell us the HSE is great? You’ve had your day!”

Then out to Dalkey to have a quick word with Bono:

“Millions of tousands of pounds every week I mean every year and you lecture us on the economy when you set up your company in Holland so’s you don’t have to pay tax. I’ve waited 20 years to confront you, you short arsed little prick”.

Before rounding off his tour from the gallery in Dail Eireann and I just don’t have enough time to go through all the things he might say there, but by Christ he should say them.

I salute you angry shouty bloke. I salute you.