Change one letter pop stars
Before the undoubted trauma that is the Dublin diocesan report, time to revisit and old favourite. Change 1 letter, and only 1 letter, in a pop-star’s/band’s name to make a different one.
For example:
The Polite – Don’t stand so close to me, if it’s no trouble.
Stink – Lead singer with The Polite has BO issues
Debbie Gibbon – Hairy arsed, swings from trees, 80s teen sensation
An Emotional Fist – much more dangerous than a fish
David Mowie – he just loves to cut grass
Ojos de Bruno – Frank didn’t need his eyes no more
Musty Springfield – classic chanteuse is quite insistent
Jobbie Williams – he’s a poo
Westlice – Louis Walsh’s men have nits
Badly drawn Bob – a crude sketch of Dylan wears funny hats
Cheryl Mole – Ashley’s missus lives underground
Earth, wand and fire – Magic 70s disco
Alison Monet – Former Yazoo singer is a mean painter too
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Possibilities endless … I’m in a rush. Have at it.


