Change one letter pop stars
Before the undoubted trauma that is the Dublin diocesan report, time to revisit and old favourite. Change 1 letter, and only 1 letter, in a pop-star’s/band’s name to make a different one. For example: The Polite – Don’t stand so close to me, if it’s no trouble. Stink – Lead singer with The Polite has [...]
Variation on a theme
We’ve done it with film stars and with films, but what about footballers? Simply change one letter of a footballer’s name to make something new and infinitely more amusing. For example: Damien Puff – winger and friend of Dorothy Thierry Henly – top Japanese striker Bobby Chorlton – slapheaded former kids TV favourite Harry Jewell [...]
It just never stops
“Here, I was reading your blog last night”, said Dirty Dave. “Yeah?” “Yeah. I’ve got one for your celebrity names thing.” “Go on then.” “Ron the Carman – he’ll look after your automobile!” “Erm…” “Timmy the Bollix – the Famous Five dog is a bit of a hard bastard!” “Uhm…” “Stinking Pepe – smelly French [...]
Ch-ch-change, not changes
Actors – what a bunch of self-indulgent, up their own arses cunts. I think you have to be a bit of a lunatic to want to be an actor anyway, which is probably why so many of them take the River Phoenix option. Like yer man from that new Batman film, Heath Ledger. Then I [...]
