Northern Ireland the most bigoted place on earth
It’s true. They were asked how they would feel living beside Muslims, Jews, homosexuals or people of another race. Forty-four per cent of respondents in the North said they did not want people from these groups living next door. The main targets of the prejudice were gays, followed by foreign workers. Quite honestly I’m shocked. [...]
Fuck you, Gary Numan
Has anyone else noticed the significant rise in pedestrians being killed since the turn of the year? It’s not just me, is it? Every time you look at the newspaper another one has been knocked down or run over. What does it mean though? An increase in careless road crossing? No. What this means is [...]
Something fishy
Once upon a time there lived a flat fish called Evan. He wasn’t like the other fish though. He was always a bit of a rebel and tried to do things differently. Each morning he and his brothers would get up to go to school with all the other fishes. “Hey”, he’d say to his [...]
Amy Winehouse
Multiple choice. Which would you choose? a – Kick her in the gee with a steel capped boot b – Insert a live scorpion into her anus c – Cut her lips off and feed them to a starving tramp I’d more inclined to go with b at the moment. My God, she is an [...]
No sugar
“I’ve given up sugar!”, announced Dirty Dave in Ron’s the other night. This came as a bit of a shock to us as Dave has a notoriously sweet tooth. “So you’re not taking sugar in your tea?” “No!” “And no sugar on your cornflakes?” “No! Sugar is bad for you. It’s full of calories and [...]
Hahahaha Barry Egan, shove it up your cunt
Love this from today’s Indo: “On January 21 2007, we published an article entitled ‘Michael Flatley’s tawdry PR war against the woman he loved’, which alleged that Mr Flatley had declared a PR war against his ex-fiancee, Lisa Murphy. We now accept that these allegations are untrue and we apologise to Michael Flatley and his [...]
Italian football
Lucky Luciano is very upset about the state of Italian football after the policeman was killed in Sicily last night. “Is a terrible”, he said bemoaning the fact he wouldn’t see his beloved Livorno in action this weekend, “to have bomb and to throw at a policeman when you could a save it and explode [...]
Stinkleganger
“Twenty”, said Stinking Pete, “how long would you have to wait between taking out a massive life assurance policy and actually dying for it not to be suspicious?” “At least a year, I’d have thought. Any sooner and people might start asking questions. Why do you ask?” “Well, it’s just there’s this new bloke who [...]
People
People are fucking crazy, aren’t they? How else do you explain Cecilia Ahern being nominated for the Popular Fiction category of the Irish Book awards 2007. Certainly it’s popular and it’s fiction but they seem to have totally overlooked the fact it’s fucking crap. What about those lunatics in Birmingham who wanted to kidnap a [...]
Email me your life story, why don’t you?
Maybe this doesn’t apply to everyone but I’m sure you’ve come across it. You know when you send an email to someone and you can get an automated reply, saying: I am out of the office for the week Please forward all relevant materials to somecunt@bunchofcunts.com Regards, Some cunt www.bunchofcunts.com Well, thanks for that. It [...]
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