Category Archives: de-punz
Charlton
The last thing astronaut George Naylor remembered was a curious glow to the side of the spaceship. He had vague memories of some kind of inter-stellar whirlpool but after that it was all blank. He checked the instruments on the … Continue reading
No Johnny
After they stopped having hit singles the lead singer of the Fine Young Cannibals found himself down on his luck and tried his hand at providing sexual services to the truly perverted. His speciality was with animals and after some … Continue reading
Fore!
Stinking Pete and Dirty Dave were both keen par 3 golfers. They would play a couple of times a week but every time Stinking Pete would win. No matter how well Dirty Dave played or how much he practiced he … Continue reading
Gett off
It was most interesting to read that MCD are taking Prince to court over his no-show at Croke Park last summer. He says it was all someone else’s fault and MCD say it was all his fault but if anyone … Continue reading
I’ll have the ‘bourger
Some years ago I had a friend called Andy. He was an odd chap. Rather too curious about the lives of other people and partial to wrapping bits of his body in clingfilm for days at a time until the … Continue reading
The football game in the future
It is the future. A dark, bleak time after a great war which has left humanity on the brink. A few stalwarts struggle to right what went wrong but the forces of evil prevail. They are pervasive, easy to follow, … Continue reading
Take That, David
“Here Twenty”, said Dirty Dave. “Did you hear that Simon Cowell did a series of X-Factor in Iran?” “Is that right?” “Yeah, and the bloke who won it … had to be a bloke by the way, women weren’t allowed … Continue reading
The unemployed doctor
Stinking Pete’s cousin was a specialist doctor who worked with dwarves and midgets, helping them with the various small associated complaints they suffered. However, he was not as calm as many of his colleagues. His lack of composure would see … Continue reading
Let them eat it
It is 1987. The world is a strange place. Kylie has just released her first single and Rudolf Hess has died. Are the two events connected? Nobody can say for sure but many of us just know. Platoon won the … Continue reading
An American tale
A group of old aged pensioners set off one day on a three week trip to the USA. There was Seamus Doyle and his wife Winnie from Ballymun, Jarleth Ryan from Drumcondra, Mary Agnes O’Toole who was born in Palmerstown … Continue reading