Category Archives: de-punz

It’s amazing the things you can find out on Wikipedia. The other week I was looking up Siouxsie Sioux and discovered this about her life. Her mother was a bilingual secretary, her father was an alcoholic laboratory technician who milked … Continue reading →

Via Julie Segal

You know I’ve never been on the Luas. Not once. I’ve seen it but have never been on it. “You should”, said Dirty Dave to me, “it’s great”. Which I’m sure it is if you need to get from one … Continue reading →

Back in the day, Hugh was a civil servant by day but by night, and at weekends, he was a full on tranny. We knew him because he grew up around us and would, from time to time, come into … Continue reading →

My memory is not what it once was. And what it was was shit to begin with. Thankfully I’ve got good friends to prompt me when I forget. Last week I was supposed to get my car inusrance renewed. Totally … Continue reading →

Some years ago Dirty Dave and Stinking Pete decided they would do stand-up comedy. They were all ready for their first open mic session at the International when they realised they didn’t have a name for their act. Against all … Continue reading →

Some years back I worked in Luigi’s chipper after he’d had a bad accident and spilled a load of hot oil on his face by having his face held in the hot oil because of some money he owed a … Continue reading →

I visited Jimmy the Bollix last night in Tallaght hospital. He was involved in a serious car crash driving back from the Wicklow mountains where he had to put something in a deep hole. His was the only car involved … Continue reading →