Category Archives: Blog
Mad ad
For a play called The Big Fella at the Gaiety. VO bloke goes on about the play, how intense it is, full of caustic black humour. Comes to the end. “It will leave you … stunned” The … = a … Continue reading
Head dress
Every day I see him. In one part of the hood or another. Sometimes the top end. Sometimes the bottom end. Often right in the middle. He goes along with his arms and his legs, his face and his hands, … Continue reading
What’s your favourite flavour?
I love Asia Market on Drury St, not sure I’d try these noodles though. Off to Ron’s shortly. Gotta get there before Dave. I want to hear him wail. And for the day that’s in it, the best song ever … Continue reading
You may enter
“So that’s two knocks, followed by three knocks, make a cry like a plaintive camel, four knocks, two scratches and the first two lines of ‘Half a person’?” “Yeah”. “And the password is ‘Crumbleplop’?” “That’s it. Get any of it … Continue reading
Is Brian Lenihan really that stupid?
In an interview Brian Lenihan says because Brian Cowen was so terrible at being Taoiseach he himself had to take charge and provide leadership. I felt that when he was elected Taoiseach he would give a stronger lead and express … Continue reading
Monday thoughts
Wearing odd socks makes me feel strangely alive. I try and do it at least once a week. Nobody ever finds out. Charlie Sheen might be entertaining people with his hugely contrived public meltdown. I, however, find him to be … Continue reading
Quake spam and Joan
Damn, they work fast. I have just received an email from a Japanese banker asking for help to get money out of the country due to the earthquake. I stand to gain $18,300,000 if I provide the assistance he needs. … Continue reading
They didn’t tuk urrr juuuubbbs
Check this out. Is there no end the nasty foreign scourge? First they came over here, taking all our jobs, now they’re over here not taking any of our jobs. Shifty bastards, the whole lot of them and we have … Continue reading
Reasons to fail the NCT
Here are some of the reasons I thought I’d fail the NCT today. “You have an overabundance of footballs in your boot” Irregular smudges on the rear view mirror Carpet contains too many of those little black rubber bits from … Continue reading