about
I come from Dublin, Ireland. This is my blog. I am a kind, considerate, gentle person who always sees the good in the world.
I also have four arms, a hundred brothers and I own Tallaght. Some people ask “Is Twenty Major’s real name really Twenty Major?”. To them I say “Twenty Major’s real name is Horace Understudy. Or Twenty Major’s real name is Arnold Micstand.”
I drink in Ron’s bar. He has the best Guinness in Dublin. He is also a big cunt so I wouldn’t bother dropping in. I drink with my mates Jimmy the Bollix, Stinking Pete, Dirty Dave, Lucky Luciano and sometimes Splodge who has a big fuck off birthmark on the side of his face, hence the name.
I have a dog called Bastardface, he is enormous and eats knackers. I also have a cat that I rescued from the banks of the canal near Dolphin’s Barn. He is called Throatripper and he kills stuff.
Click the image to see me poo around the world on Flickr.
I won some awards in the very first Irish blog awards.
I also won the best blog award at the Net Visionary Awards 2006.
And I also won awards in the 2007 Irish Blog Awards – Most Humorous Post and overall Best Blog. I went to the awards and got quite drunk. It was fun.
At the 2008 Irish Blog Awards I won the Most Humorous Post and the overall Best Blog award for the third year in a row. I will not be making myself eligible for the 2009 Irish Blog Awards so I can sit back and relax and somebody else goes up there mortified and struggling to find words in front of a room of 400 people.
In March I signed a two book deal with Hodder Headline Ireland. The first book is called ‘The order of the Phoenix Park’ and was published in Feb 2008. Here’s the cover:
You can order it from Amazon and I would sincerely recommend buying two copies just in case you lose one or someone steals it from you.
Book 2 is entitled ‘Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder’ and will be available in mid-February, 2009. Amazon link to follow.
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