That’s all folks.
Real life means I’ve got no time to do the blog the way I want to do it anymore and I think it’s better to announce it than let it fade away.
Thank you to all the readers and contributors. I know there’s a nice little community here but maybe it’ll re-emerge somewhere else. If it does, let me know. Thank you to all the interesting, intelligent and decent people who have spent time on here down the years. I’ll miss the chat and the laughs but that’s life.
The forum, that’s closing too. I don’t have time to manage it or wrestle it back from the place it’s in right now. Those of you who took part and didn’t blunderbuss your way through it, making it less tolerable than a Damien Rice fingering, thanks.
Take it easy, I wish those of you who aren’t total cunts all the very best.
And on that bombshell…
Vaya con dios, Twenty. You know you’ll be back. ;)
If it’s true,thanks for the memories Twenty,thought you had slowed up just a little bit lately but in fairness to you me owl son you have done more than a fair shit,Adios El Twenty.
Fuck Fuck fuck,That should have read “more than a fair SHIFT”,sorry about that.
Best of luck Twenty.. thanks for putting up with us.
That is a hard one to take. (no double entendre meant! :)
“Thank you to all the interesting, intelligent and decent people who have spent time on here down the years” – yeah, but what about the 99.999% of the rest of us?
anyway, thanks twenty. it’s been fun. good luck with whatever you get up to next. although do think adam did get it right when he said you’d done more than a fair shit. later
This is so sad I’ll not be able to masturbate for a week.
I’m in denial.
I’ll be back later with a statement once I’ve had time to consult myself.
No more Gluey! (that’s not the statement)
always looking for the silver lining hm
Shit: It feels as if a soonomy just rolled over Twentyland.
Thanks for the great times. I’ll raise a glass to you tonight.
All the best
you too dude
Aww Jasus! Just when I was getting used to bitching and moaning in text, typo’s included,every day. Was it the end to smoking in The Dublin Pubs? Did Ron’s finally secumb to the smoking ban laws? Was the sight of a clamped speed detection van too much? Maybe it was the state of poor old Ireland and Twenty has to leave for foreign shores like so many other good things created here. Well, fuck it anyway, something else to lessen our existance.
All the Best to you Twenty, ya gave us a laugh and something to entertain ourselves with on a daily basis.
We’re alright lads, fuck him anyway for leaving us like stranded puppies..
http://icantbelieveitsnottwentymajor.wordpress.com/
Ah sure Twenty never completely dies. He’s the Freddy fucking Kruger of the blogsphere.
You’ll be back after a bit of fresh air.
Anyway, good luck with all your endevu…..endeaver….eandevour…..plans.
You’ll be back……………. again.
Won’t you?
Heh HM!
I’m not coping well with this.
Alas !
Will you still be around on Twitter ?
Ah fuck sake Twenty……. I’m as shocked as a freshly fingered alter boy..
Best o’luck man!!
ah bollix! :-(
Ah shite!! Well thanks for the good reads and laughs
Great blog, great commenters – I’ve enjoyed reading it for such a long time now. Very sorry to see it go, but thanks so much for all the enjoyment you & your commenters have given over the years.
What’s happening??
I’ve just come home from holidays, turned on the laptop, thinking “I’ll just check how things have been going in Twentyland in my absence”, and all I see is a “Dear Silla” letter, no lingering goodbye, no whispers of return, no swapping of spits, no sniffly wiping of the eye.
Harsh, Twenty.
It’ll take some time to digest this, I am truly sad.
Sad to see.
End of an era and all that. I wonder if people will look back on this as the beginning of the end of blogging culture in Ireland. It never really took off in the first place, I suppose, and now with Twatter and Mongbook, the idea of the interactive essayist just doesn’t appeal to the OCD short-attention-span Mofos of recessionista Ireland.
No doubt some affluent posing cunt will eventually write a PhD on all of this, and you, 20, will feature heavily and influentially.
Thanks for the larfs, for the solidarity and, yes, for the two not-half-bad comic novels too.
Don’t be a stranger, and don’t be afraid to come back on your own terms as and when you feel like it.
OH WELL…RATHER DISAPPOINTING I MUST SAY. MORE ENTERTAINING THAN SETTING THE HOUNDS ON THE PEASANTS WHEN ALL WAS SAID AND DONE. THE MOST NOTABLE THING WAS THE DELIGHT IN THEIR MENTAL DEFICIENCIES MOST OF YOU NOT ONLY DISPLAYED BUT POSITIVELY REVELED IN. STILL – I HOPE THE CIRRHOSIS OF THE LIVER YOU NO DOUBT SUFFER FROM DOES NOT SLOW YOU DOWN FURTHER, TWENTY – YOU PERFORMED A USEFUL SOCIAL FUNCTION IN THAT YOU KEPT HOLEMASTER OCCUPIED WHEN THEY WOULD OTHERWISE HAVE BEEN LICKING WINDOW PANES AT THE LOCAL SECONDARY SCHOOL GYMN.
mongbook
heh
Holemaster is singular Gluey. Most of the time.
I just noticed the subtle but hugely significant change in the text of your avatar HM.
Best of luck Twenty from me and the WereMonkeys in what ever it is you do.
Wait a minute… are you Batman?
It’s like the end of Cheers.
i feel it’s more like The Jonestown Massacre
I`m sad. This was my nice place to be. I know I haven`t postd for a while, good luck 20 and all you others. Maybe we`ll cross paths again , although I`m totally crap at anything twisterflikertwofacedbook or the like. This is cutting edge IT for me……..bye
Thanks for all the laughs everyone. Thanks Twenty for the entertaining and thoughtful posts. Thanks for the anger too. I love a good annoying sometimes. We had a nice little group built up and everyone no matter how abusive or abused they were in here, always ended up being an integral part of the mix, even Gluey. That’s probably what I liked about it. A sit-com all of our own and now the final episode is airing.
I’ll probably head west to Seattle and start a call-in blog of my own.
Fuck it. I’ll have to start working now.
Cheers for the larfs twenty!
@HM….blog looking good!
Fuck it. I’ll have to start working now.-Bearhunter.
Steady on, there’s no need for such drastic action.
Thanks for all the fun and fucks, life will be duller without you, Twenty.
I mean my life, not that your life is over.
Which I hope it isn’t. I hope you have mad, dizzying success in everything you do, and remember us little people sometimes.
I’ll miss you.
Thanks everyone, I’ll miss it, and you, too, but I think it’s time.
You’ll be missed Twenty. You were part of the day, and a good part at that. Best of luck.
ih hih, ih ih ih ih..
Shame. Will miss my daily drag of a major.
Thanks for the laughs and best of luck with your new endeavours .
Damn. This place was my number 1 source for news and the level of anger of the general population/holemaster.
Best of luck on the next step wherever it may be.
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You only just changed the blasted format.
back by christmas then so?
cheers for the laughs Twenty….you totally selfish cunt…
heh
have a good one and take it easy fella….
good luck twenty
Will you be alright Peadar?
Best of luck. This was one of my favourite corners of the internet and I’m sorry to see it go :(
FFS. I am truly disappointed to hear that. Reading this was one of my favourite, least productive part(s) of my day.
Bye everybody.
*Sniff*.
I’m gonna re-offend
Fuckit.
i can’t talk right now, i’m i’m i’m de , sorry i can’t do it
Fair fucks to you I’d have lasted two days administering this place in fairness. Poor old Gluey. Its back to watching himself stain the front of his own pants for kicks now in the home…
It was a good blog and forum and it allowed the word ‘cunt’. Thats worth a 21 gun salute any day. Best of luck all.
I would have gone with a Bugs Bunny That’s All Folks myself.
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Ah, it was great. Loved everything about the blog – even de punz! Thanks Twenty and all the contributors
HM is your blog any good? Im not saying your my fallback blog or anything. I maybe on the rebound. I dont want anything serious..
Its all so soon
Cheers Twenty & all the regulars. I’m sure someone will fashion a suitable batman-style signal light that we can use when we need you Twenty. Any appropriate symbols might be a tad rude though.
As withnail might say, “twenty, you terrible cunt”.
Twenty .
Best of luck in the future.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYJ3mU2I9Qk&feature=related
The latitude from here to there didn’t seem as far with this place to soften the news. Thanks for all the belly laughs and guffaws. If you ever intended to open a bar, you’d never be stuck for tall tale clients. Or random acts of violence. Not with the regulars in here.
Unfortunately..now you’ve unleashed a tsunami of desperate, craven animals loose on the internet, hungry, and baying for blood. There’ll be hell pay Twenty. Good luck out there.
You’ll need it.
blimey o’reilly
good luck twenty
Are you really Larry Gogan?
Wow, just came across the blog today, I never realised, I just thought it was the forum…
where will i go now?
Come one people, we need an alternative.
I tend to call around to jos,holemasters or fatmammycats.
Any other suggestions?
I’m terribly afraid Twenty has found religion.
or, considering how much “abuse report” and “catholic church” appear in the tag cloud, maybe religion has found him
Well, talk about late to the party. Sad day. I’ll miss hanging out here and talking shite. Now the wife will have more guff to put up with.
Thanks Twenty and good luck with your endevours.
And cheers fellow cunts.
Roly Daniels gives you his most sincere wishes. All the best from Irkutsk.
Ah jaysus.
Good luck out there, you’ll need it.
Good luck Twenty and to the everyone else whose comments at times made me laugh out loud both for their wit more often…sheer stupidity and ignorance. Will there be a film about the whole thing?
Well I for one welcome all the free time this will afford me.
It was a lot less fun than some people try to make out, but it was still fun.
I’d love to be able to say I’ll miss it, but the truth is that I don’t think I will.
It’s a blessing.
Cheers Twenty.
Thanks for all the good bits, even though I had to write them myself.
time for stout and over and out
A Vacuum needs to be filled. Any takers?
No, I hate hoovering.
Nice one, Twenty. Good luck. Must go out and buy those two books now…
Balls.ie
Ill miss most of the cunts on here…see you in the internet sometime..
I wish I’d payed attention in class when they showed us how to make that frowny yellow face. If I knew how, I’d put one on the screen right now.
Enjoyed the blog, inspirational in a way, good luck with the next thing Twenty.
You left before – flock, cock and snarl.
You came back – forum, blog and Twitter.
Past is prelude.
Cunt.
Thanks for everything Twenty, you’re a gentlemen.
The rest of you are a bunch of cunts but I love you all
apart from Gluey and CJ I hope you both die of knob rot.
All the best Twenty. I understand it’s not me it’s you…
Whatever I said last time.
we’ll miss you handsome. Until the next time, wha???
Thanks for all your great blogging, and the very best of luck in your work.
What about those of us that are total cunts?
I find this to be a little in bad taste.
J5! I knew he was lurking.
Not lurking, HM. I haven’t been a regular blog reader for some time now. But I was here from the start and it’s a sad day but there’s only so far you can go with a blog.
My blog lasted 5 days before I gave up on it. I wasn’t getting the ego massage I had hoped for.
wankers.
Was AOL a good host J5?
It does NOT seem like time!! There’s no other blog like this one..this is my oasis in a ridiculously mental life and if you go I’ll have to go looking at the chive instead or something and there’re far too many tits there.
I strongly disagree in short but thank you as well.
Good luck Twenty and thanks for the diversion, you busy cunt.
All my love, DD.
AOL was a wonderful host. Charming, witty, and really got in the spirit of things when I suggested a game of rape by repeatedly screaming NOOOOOO NOOOOOO. Couldn’t have wished for better.
Poxy real life. All the best sir.
best of luck to twenty and bastardface. one of you other funny cunts do a blog now.
the cunt is dead long live the cunt.
ah real life – tell me about it.
I will miss the laughs man – fare thee well
I know i didn’t post much but I enjoyed reading the blog. Most of the other posters were decent too (Gluey excepted).
See you when you’re back, Twenty.
Cheers mate. Yours was a really unique contribution. See you on Bebo and Friendster.
Give me one more chance baby, I can change.
Agh no Twenty.
Good luck & thanks
You’re a funny man, and quite nice underneath it all. All the best.
is this because you didn’t win blog of the year? we can organise a posse to go up north and prise it from Well Done Fillet’s clammy hands if you like.
Anyway best of luck – you’ll be sorely missed
Thank Christ. Good riddance Twenty, don’t let the door hit you on the ass etc.
Now theres a blast from the past…
I thought I was mistaken
I thought I heard your words
Tell me how do I feel
Tell me now how do I feel
Those who came before me
Lived through their vocations
From the past until completion
They will turn away no more
And I still find it so hard
To say what I need to say
But I’m quite sure that you’ll tell me
Just how I should feel today
I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
But if it wasn’t for your misfortunes
I’d be a “CUNT” today
A Fucking Blue Monday – even if it is Tuesday. Ta Twenty, HM, Itchy, Cap’n Con, Maggot. Morgor, GLUIEY
Now theres a blast from the past…
Bet he was reading every day.
Cheers all.
I was in my hole, I’m not a masochist. But seriously Twenty, we’ve had a lot of good natured banter down the years. But I wish you the very best in the future.
haha, fair enough. Cheers
Is it cause of me!! Just when I was gonna learn how to spell. All the best now ye hear.
Hahahaha gotcha…. you fat talentless fuck.
Time away hasn’t improved you any, Brian.
Noo ! ! what am I gonna do after lunch when I’m supposed to be working?
fair play though, kept me entertained (and slightly informed) for years…
You made a career anonymously smearing real people, so you’re in no position to take the moral high ground, Cuntox. Cheerio!
2030
Ganda Conan! Ganda Conan!!
Yes, love?
Tell us what you can remember, Ganda
Well… I remember the Talbot Solara
And?
And I remember…..
Jaysus Ganda, can you remember nuthin? What was David Bowie’s real name?
Damien… Rice?
Heh, that’s right Ganda, you old cunt.
Cunt…? Cunt…? I remember smoking twenty cunts a day… on the interweb…
When I’m parked in the nursing home I just hope there’s someone there who can put the pieces together. Thanks, Twenty.
Career? hah. Cunt off, Brian. A cliff, preferably.
Cheers to you too, Conan.
I feel cunted in the bastard
I share your pain, HM.
Twenty, I hope real life = lots of money and extra treats for Bastardface.
Ah, shit!
You’ve been one of my bookmarks for 4-5 years now, you’ve forced me to read cock the bobber from now on.
I’m sure you’ll be coming up with another book at some stage, all the best!
You’re not really going to go, are you? Blogging’s like showbiz, and politics. No one ever really retires.
Haven’t left a commment really in quite a long time but I have read the blog almost every day since I discovered the site. Have enjoyed it thoroughly I must say and it will be sad if this is truly the end. Here’s hoping for a comeback Twenty. A comeback filled with a renewed disdain for the cunts that inhabit ireland and make life the unpleasent experience it can so often be. An experience that needs a blog like yours to make light of it.
MORE!…….. MORE!….. MORE!
C’mon man you have to at least do an encore!
Ronnie Mcgrew farewell?
Reading your post I had feelings a wee bit like those I had when I heard about
John Lennon but mixed in with a realisation that you were still alive and just going
on to pastures new.
You gave us cynical malcontents a forum to voice our frustrations,a cosy environment
for pearls of dissent to form around what grits our shit.
Go for it.
Nice idea.
Ah you need the break twenty. Hope you’ll be back again soon and this time in 3D.
Thanks for the laughs and the forum.
Cheers from all at St Annes Mental Hospital Cork
I’m moving to the new gaff. HM’s place, no rent, no bills, just some weird inmates, the same kind of shite you find here.
See ya Twenty
Good luck to you twenty (again)
Miss your observations
Noddy
Ah! Its a sad day for Ireland! Thanks, I’ll miss this, but still can’t help thinking its some belated April first gag, if not I’ve enjoyed your comments the last few years while I’ve been living abroad and your contributers, even GLUEY but brians a fuckin’ cunt! I don’t know you from Adam (I think) but good luck to you all the same.
who the fuck is Adam anyway? the fucking poxy know nobody cunt
this is the 2nd time you’ve done this to us, dumped us with no explanation.. why? Is it something we did? Don’t say “we can still be friends’… you’re a cunt. Don’t go, Twenty, We’ll change… we still love you… were good together.. please.. we might be pregnant .. I think it’s yours..
Ya bastard!
Never liked you anyway… Cunt….
(Thanks, Twenty, you kept me interested. Best of luck wherever you go. Thanks.)
Now I’ve got nothing left but stalking Bock…
I ENVISION A SPIKE IN PUKE-COVERED PAVEMENTS NOW THAT YOU WASTERS WILL HAVE MORE TIME ON YOUR HANDS WHAT WITH TWENTY FAILING IN HIS CIVIC DUTY IN KEEPING YOU OUT OF THE PUBS – AT LEAST FOR A WHILE AS YOU READ HIS BLOG (WHILE MOVING YOUR LIPS) – BUT PLEASE, DON’T TAKE THE POINTLESSNESS OF YOUR LIVES OUT ON YOUR BRATS, BITCHES OR DOGS.
Good luck with your future endeavours…
and most importantly,
thanks…
Bugger. Just did a quick log on before getting my kip. Didn’t expect to see this. And this time it feels very finalish.
The best of luck you erudite old malcontent. Your blog pussy-whipped the best of them.
Sigh.
Gluey………naw, forget it.
ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE.
sorry. uncap
It was crap anyway. Byeee!
Well I guess this will leave me more time for midget granny porn, when I go blind I’ll blame you.
Thanks.
I hope James Blunt, Damien Rice and Daniel Bedingfield find you and “starve you to death in a room filled with Phil Collins music while being rimmed by a cat”. To quote some cunt who wrote a couple of books.
GUESS I GET THE LAST WORD – PITY YOU HAD TO WAIT THIS LONG FOR AN INTELLIGENT POST!
Eh… I doubt it Gluey. You’re a cunt.
Twenty… Are you high? You’re making a mistake packing this in. Just look at the amount of comments you have! You’ve got more potential here than most would hope for. I’d stick it out man, even if you reduced the number of posts.
Besides… where will I get my opinions from now???
I was just thinking….you did well to wait utill after April the 1st to announce this.
All the best Twenty and thanks for putting the ‘dance’ into ‘work avoidance’.
If you’re ever in the Ciutat Condal in the future and have some time to waste, we could meet over an absenta at the Marsella.
Sorry to see you go Twenty!
Have you finaly decided to give more time and attention to, Silk Cut with the delightful ankles?
Good luck, you’ll be missed.
Were you really Twink?
off to viist Jade Goodey in hell then twenty…. good luck and thanks for the chuckles
Ask not for whom the west-link tolls, it tolls for thee……
wHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN TWENTY?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.You know you’ll be missed in all sorts of places. Thanks for the laughs, Twenty. You were right about these cunts though :)
could we still post comments?
yes we can
Heh Peadar!
i think he intended to lock us out but accidently left the door open. the cunt
Cram it, Peadar, you humungous benny
opps sorry, no talking in the archive. shush!
Reconsider Baby.
How long before this thread gets to 1000 posts?
Not long if Itchy has no money for pints.
In the best Irish tradition of looking for the party after the funeral……….
Sorry I’m late folks, what have I missed?
Itchy is sulking, they won’t let us play the cricket game.
really sorry to hear that you’re finishing up the blog. it’s a real pity as i’m going to miss all the intelligent comments that have been left here. best of luck with what ever you decide to devote your time to. thanks again.
Twenty,Twenty,Twenty
The fat lady won’t stop singing until Twenty has left the building. So there
only decent Irish blog gone
Shit, I love this yoke. Anyway thanks Twenty, best of luck to you. G’luck Itchy, HM and all you funny fuckers. I have shared your comments with pride. Fuck off Loco.
WHAT NEED YE BEING COME TO SENSE…..
you will never have the last word gluaistean
WE WILL SEE…
Thanks, Twenty — as we say in the ‘new’ country, it’s been real. I trust you’ll pop back up from time to time when the outrage becomes too much to bear.
lol
Sorry to hear this Twenty – I’ve enjoyed a quiet pint and a read of your blog every Saturday evening for years…….Echoing SG, I’ll have to buy your books next time I’m home…………..Best of Luck.
What. the. Fuck?
That wasn’t me at April 6, 2011, 11.42. Someone’s pretending.
This been happening for a while? Shit, now that Twenty has left the building I’ll never know……..
AAAANDDDD……CUT!!!!
ah now now Gluey. cant be having your sour vile thoughts as the last line on what was the best part of the day. good luck Twenty and all you other gits from a non poster but avid reader
What has happened while I busy!
I haven’t looked in much since new year, good luck Twenty, next time I’m over I’ll try and get your books.
Well folks with Twenty gone it seems there is only one constant, there will always be an England, so be nice to the Monarch when she visits, it will be great to see the GAA bogballers and Gerry Adams groveling in Dope Park.
God save our gracious QUEEN. Bye.
Cheers for everything, TM – all good things must come to an end. HJ.
CUNT.
Thank fuck for that. Fuck off you old cunt. Let me know where you go to hang out now maggot.
Will be hanging around Glueys gaff – I think I have the hots for him.
I meant what’s a good Irish blog replacement for Twenty (for us Yanks.) Well, nearly as good anyways.
NOT EXACTLY A ‘SHANE’ MOMENT IS IT : )
TWENTY MAJOR SEPT 30 2008
So really it just remains for me to say thank you to everybody for reading, emailing, commenting and taking part in the blog over the years. Thank you to those of you who bought the first book and I hope you’ll enjoy the second when it does come out in February/March of next year. I will update about it on the forum, definitely, and maybe on the blog.
Until then picture me with an handkerchief tied around a stick, Bastardface at my side and Throatripper chasing a condor through the woods, as I walk away into the distance with the end theme from the Incredible Hulk TV series playing.
Goodbye, you wonderful cunts.
will some one recommend a blog to go to
YOU’LL BE BACK TWENTY…MARK MY WORDS….
So long Andy.
And fuck you Gluey. You’re not getting the last word you pathetic fucker.
I’ll be checking this once a week just to see Gluey’s cries for attention…
Go easy Icarus, can’t you tell he is mentally handicapped?
Those altar boys told lies. I will be released soon, in time for Summer. I`ll volunteer as a helper when those little lambs come down from the north on a break from the troubles.
cunted…
cunted in the bastard
Skinflicks has hung up his keyboard aswell there, it’s a terrible shame
Two weeks later and it still hurts that the oul’ fecker has hung up his quill. Damn man, it wasn’t meant to be like this…
HMMM…AS USUAL, YOU PEASANTS ARE REVOLTING….
Fuck’s sake, I don’t check my e-mail for a while because I have a cold, and when I do, I find this?!
I’m off to have a good cry.
You don’t check your e-mail because you have a cold. Seriously?
I didn’t check my e-mail because I had a coldsore.
BOLLOCKS! I am in such a selfish dilemma! I know, I know, thanks for your intellectual insight on life, utter gobshite and all cuntyness. However, what the fuck is going to make all us miserable bastards laugh now?
HEY JC- IF YOU WANT A LAUGH…LOOK AT YOUR OWN CONFINED LIVES : )
Still not the last Gluey….STILL NOT THE LAST….
I could have done with a good Twenty rant about Charlie Bird’s “documentary” on Tom Creen. Oh the humanity. Jeezus save us from the whiny egotistical little twat….
could have done with a rant about this insurance shite thats goin on at the mo
Not a comment for 9 days. Am I the last man standing ?
I wanted to be 200. Nice round figure to wrap it up. Watch some cunt spoil it.
as requested ten
Fuck you you beardy cunt had you ever the balls to say anything you meant under your real name? You’re no better than the rest you’ve curled up and fled the fight.
I’m so glad these days I’m not Irish what a shower of scaredy cat bastards you are Michael Davitt was right the twin curses of the Irish are strong drink and moral cowardice actually the cunt was wrong there’s only one curse of the Irish if you could fix the moral cowardice the strong drink’d take care of itself.
^ Gluey’s secret identity revealed?
think john needs to vary comments????? same rant on p.ie…..good to see posts still being posted at the end:-)
THAT MOUTHY BASTARD IS NOT ME!
i learn it from a buuuk:-)
Is there such a thing as immoral cowardice. And what does the twat mean these days he’s not Irish? Did he used to be Irish?
THAT MOUTHY BASTARD IS NOT ME!
bollocks, so there’s two mouthy bastards
No you stupid cunt. There’s physical cowardice, that the Irish have never been accused of. There’s moral cowardice, that they’ve made a national sport.
Yeah. I used to be. Before I got sick of people at immigration desks that I found myself at one time or another the world over thinking I was a citizen of a decent post-colonial neutral country with an 800 year history of being raped and oppressed when I knew the dump was only pretending to be neutral and whoring Her ports and airspace to foreign despots the likes of George Bush helping him hoist his slaves unto illegal war and torture down Shannon Warport. So I chucked back the Irish passport and citizenship was once so proud of and went with the other one I had, the British one, ‘cos at least tho’ Britain’s an imperialist warmonger everyone knows it. No pretence. Fucks like you Ten just prove my point, hiding behind yer online aliases levelling your barely literate abuse at people who aren’t afraid to state their names and views in plain sight. Tosser.
What a country of cowardly wankers QED but don’t want to be overly repetitious so I’ll whisht now.
Oh one more thing then. You’re getting the karma ye deserve these days. Not quite the rich smug self-satisfied bunch of bastards ye once were are ye? Hee hee. Suck it up. If ye could nod and wink at your history and laws and neutrality being whored to foreign despots and their slaves you could nod and wink at anything. As the whole world sees today.
All the best Twenty
PEADER- GOT BACK TO SCREWING YOUR GOATS…
Gluey, you leave poor Peader’s goats alone, unless of course he’s charging suitable rates and is happy with that situation.
John O’Driscoll is as mad as hell, and as mad as a hatter.
Definite anger issues. I feel his pain on some points, but let it go man or it will consume you….been that soldier, bought the teeshirt etc.
Peace out.
Kav’s alive!
WESHTY – YOU WERE NEVER A SOLDIER, YOU ALWAYS WERE A LOSER. (SURPRISE SURPRISE PAL – SOME OF MY PEOPLE ACTUALLY KNOW YOU! YOU DO TALK A LOT ABOUT THIS SITE DON’T YOU : )
Come back twenty even if it’s only for one show and one show only, we need someone to jerk us out of this inane happy clappy stupid sence of wellbeing that came upon us over the last few days, down in an arsehole place called Moneygall they got free paint, free CIA, free Guinness, even the local hooer had special rates for them that looked anyway happy, so I thought I might get my usual onions beans and bread free for just once, some fuckin hope, it’s not easy down here, you know.
Now it looks like I’ll have to dig through layers of Volcanic ash to get a few spuds to go with a bit of lard for my dinner.
It’s not easy down here, a weaker man would join in and start smilling!
It is not easy!
SOME OF MY PEOPLE?
Seriously?
twenty, to placate the masses simply promise to come when arsenal win something. the internet probably wont even exist by then lolz
The longest wake I’ve known.
John O’Driscoll strikes a chord on moral cowardice. It’s Ireland’s biggest export; unemployment,abortion etc.
I’m starting to resent being told to fly the flag and stop complaining as it’s unpatriotic. Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel. I think there is an attempt to spin our attention away from the banking fiasco so we just shoulder the burden of debt and shut up like good little sheep.
shut up
The second shut up was added in error.
Hello fucks!
KEEP THIS ALIVE.
It has to be the best around, I’m sure Twenty is keeping an eye on it.
Twenty lasted longer than a good few MARES,LORD MAYORS, THeSHOPS,and some tea shops,
So keep blaggarding ,and he will put in an nose
Please excuse, I’m brewing my own,
Gluey, well wupety fuckin’ do…it would hardly take much effort to figure that out. And “your people”? There’s more than one of the “Caps Lock” movement?
One Man is right, it was the best around.
lmfao. sure a good ride will sort yis all out
imfao??? Fuck off willya ?
Encore !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
А мне понравилось!
рады услышать его
LMFAO at your petty attempt to tell me to fuck off cos of a typo!!!!!! you can STBEOMC or in “willya ” terms SUCK THE BELL END OF MY COCK and fuck off back up the north:-) hello everybody
Dotsy. Girl’s name intit? Anyway you should get one of your gay friends to do what you want.
Aaaah sure that may or may not be the case or could be a take on an Irish name but thats my binnnesss intit inda frum maaaayooooo !!!!!!!! there only 1 tit here intit !!!!! Good Morning to you all on this fine Spring morn.
“could be a take on an Irish name but ” oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Nobody should be that lonely. I’m reading your stuff dotsy, and I’ll be back to read your next one too. Don’t worry, I really do care.
daithi is ainm dom agus sin e. nil aon sceal eile.so now you see where the dots(y) comes from.every Dub has the ‘y’ stuck on. well nearly every Dub……agus ta an ghrian ag taitneamh aris:-)
When will this all end?
I guess when the man takes it down. I just keep checking in to see if he’s come back !
I’ve never had sexual relations with a goat, what kind of a weirdo do yous think i am?
Men, women, or sheep for sure. But goats? Fuck off
Well its been 239 for 5 days so I just thought I’d do the 240.
its a shame we cant have a rant about our wonderful leaders talking about spending and that in relation to those small building projects you were thinking about getting done……. “sure you might even get the job done cheaper” MUPPETS……Dear Mr. Kenny
>
> Please find below a suggestion for fixing the Irish economy.
>
> Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the
> money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
>
> You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
>
> There are about 400 thousand people over 50 in the work force.
>
> Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the
> following stipulations:
>
> 1) They MUST retire.
> 400 thousand job openings – unemployment fixed
>
> 2) They MUST buy a new car.
> 400 thousand cars ordered – Car Industry fixed
>
> 3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage – Housing
Crisis fixed
>
> 4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university – Crime rate
fixed
>
> 5) They MUST buy €100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week …..
> And there’s your money back in duty/tax etc
>
> It can’t get any easier than that!
>
> P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of the Dail pay back
> their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances
>
> If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.
>
> Also;
> Let’s put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.
>
> This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
>
> They’d receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical
> treatment, wheel chairs etc and they’d receive money instead of paying
> it out.
>
> They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped
> instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.
>
> Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed
> and returned to them.
>
> A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and
> snacks to their cell.
>
> They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
>
> They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual
> counselling, pool and education.
>
> Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ’s and legal aid would be free, on
request.
>
> Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with
gardens.
>
> Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.
>
> There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards
> would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.
>
> The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised.
> Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and
> pay €600 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.
>
> Think about this (more points of contention):
>
> COWS
> Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad
> cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Mayo
> almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept
>
> And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable
> to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country.
> Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
> ———————————————————————-
> –
> Also;
> Think about this … If you don’t want to forward this for fear of
> offending someone — YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! It is time for us
> grumpy old folk of Ireland to speak up!
I like the way you typed all that out as though it’s your original plan and not an e-mail that has done the rounds more than twice.
CTRL V
< Grumpy old folks should note that there are far more Irish people breaking their arses working illegally around the world than the few illegal immigrants in Ireland.
< That keeps pressure off the dole pot.
So ..that Healy Rae, what a cunt.
And that other Healy Rae, what a gaping chasm of a cunt he is. Spending our taxmoney to have his talentless son win a minor charity event.
Twenty? Righteous indignation needed!
’bout fuckin’ time too; the lazy cunt.
THE HEALY RAYS ARE A LOT SMARTER THAN MOST – LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK THEY ARE! DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THEY GIVE A RATS ARSE WHAT THE GREAT UNWASHED IRISH REPUBLIC THINKS????
Casey Anthony will need a new name after she gets out of jail because they reckon the name Casey Anthony is so reviled that she will be hunted down. Presumably that will be by people who didn’t believe she should be tried in the first place, otherwise it would just be silly. “Snookie Santorum” would be an idea. Nobody would guess she’d pick names which cause even greater revulsion.
She killed her. Everyone knows she killed her. Her family, the judge, the jury, the prosecuters, the media and the American people all know she killed her. Just not enough direct evidence for that jury to convict her. Christ, her own lawyers must know she killed her and that’s what sickened me when you saw them crying and hugging and kissing her when the verdict was read. I don’t think they should hunt that murdering bitch down but that female lawyer on the defence team who was doing all the kissing needs sorting out.
It’s what they call “a home run” for the defense team. They are the Kardashians, Shapiros, Cochrans of the next 20 years. Everyone wants a lawyer who can get you off even if you did it. If jury ends up disliking everyone more than the defendant including the prosecutor and the judge, you have a shot.
They don’t understand what “beyond reasonable doubt” means. It means if ‘you’ have no doubt she did it then convict. Wonder what Twenty thinks about it?
We enjoyed your site twenty, it will be a loss if you fade away.
here is my tribute;
http://youtu.be/ru-Kun7be6k
Well, someone needs to keep this going until the return of the redeye.
Hello!
It’s time to send the Vatican Papal Ponce-Nonce back to the Rat in the Vat, and all who agree with the bastards, go as well, and see how long they last in the Land of the Hypocrite shoe, (PRADA , red, £1000 a pair) not bad for the survving Hitler youth, Jews please don’t take heart, because you started all this shite.
So fuck em off out.
END OF RANT.
OH THE BRAVE WEE MANNIE SIZE TEN.!
I’m not surprised that those who loved this place on the web still check in even now that it’s almost silent. But how weird is it that those who hated the place and the people that gathered here, who had no care for their opinions nor that of the proprieter, still show up.
?
I wonder what Twenty’s up to these days.
The second coming of Twenty is nigh.
How long do you think the judge gave him? I wonder when he will be out?
NOW THAT HE IS NO LONGER IN THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE…WE MIGHT BE SEEING TWENTY BACK HERE SOON.
No comments for 11 days. Looks like the game really is over. Fuckin’ sad.
I WOULDN’T WORRY ABOUT IT GRIM – THIS IS THE BLOG THAT WOULD NOT DIE.
I used to love it here.
5 months now, he’s a persistent cunt.
YOU ARE HALF RIGHT SENOR DING A LING.
Half right? Not 5 months then. 4.6?
GRIMMY – DO THE MATH. IT’S LIKE – 26+6=32. SOMEDAY YOU LOT WILL FIGURE IT OUT : )
Over my head Gluey; but then most things are.
KEEP TREADING WATER GRIM – THINGS ARE BOUND TO GET BETTER : )
Hey CAR, strange how you feel the need to keep posting bollocks in here considering how you steadfastly demeaned 20 and numerous posters here in the past. How’s your property empire, you CAPPER?
I still miss it
HELLO DD – MY FINANCES ARE WELL IN ORDER THANK YOU. LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO ANOTHER HIGH PROFIT YEILD – BUYING MORE MULTI UNIT PROPERTIES FOR PEANUTS AND CHARGING THE TAX PAYER MUCH MORE FOR DEADBEATS LIKE YOU ON SOCIAL WELFARE TO INHABIT THEM. GO AHEAD AND DAMAGE THEM AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE – GOVERNMENT, IE IDIOT TAXPAYERS – ARE LIABLE AND THOSE WHO HAVE IT MAKE MORE : )
Rachman lives
RACHMAN WAS RICH.
how’s she cuttin
Fuck it GLUESTICK, but you’re an awful cunt. I hope someday you suffer severe rectal trauma. If you don’t know what that is, ask your ma.
THAT’S MISTER AWFUL CUNT TO YOU, ICARUS – AND ITS YOUR MA THAT SUFFERED SEVERE RECTAL TRAUMA WHEN I GAVE IT TO HER UP THE BUM. : )
I reckon you guys are why Twenty quit.
Hey CAR, so anybody who disagrees with your ‘analysis’ is on social welfare? Take a step back and think about the logic of your last few posts, you ridiculous asshole.
Or maybe it was you two?
how’s she cuttin?
I was a Twenty a day man.
I be missing Twenty – nothing in my life now apart from the dole queue and feeling up my sister
You and me both Peader O’ Phile
ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE IN IT PEADER.
You’re not having the last word.
Gluey will never have the last word.
I would have indulged him if he had once tried to contribute to the debate in a meaningful way.
But no, the plike boasts about his “wealth”,gained at others misfortune.
I’ve a theory that he is a fourteen year old misanthropic onanist who pretends to have read Ayn Rand.
What are you twats rabbiting on about these days ?
nothing at all I see.
that comment above is not by me.
gluey, you are one sad bastard
want me to finger her for you instead Peadar?
Hi, guys, just dropping by to see if anything’s stirring.
Reading all the posts, I realize how much I miss this place, and all you smartarses.
Twitter is a club for inarticulate Neanderthals in comparison.
Maybe Twenty will return some day. I can but dream…
Silla you have to be kidding. Read the comment before yours’.
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There’s a guy works down the chip shop swears he’s Twenty!
want me to finger her for you instead Peadar?
work away. I reckon you’ll need to use at least 3. or so i hear
Twenty is tweeting or twittering these days the soft cunt.
PEADER AND SHEEPSHAGGER – SAYS IT ALL DOESN’T IT!
I wonder who is going to leave the 300th comment.
I guess that would be me.
Come back you fucking cunt. It’s hell out there with that stupid twee girlie Broadsheet nonsense and the Journal with their Denis O’Brien intern baby journalists copy and pasting other people’s badly written articles. I know you’re on twitter but that’s for cunts.
The grade inflated fools are taking over. Only BMD makes any sense.
YOU’RE A TOTAL LOSER TEN PARK REALLY.
Yeah but I’m 300 and you’re 302. So who’s the loser?
Holemaster says:
November 7, 2011 at 8:51 pm
Come back you fucking cunt. It’s hell out there with that stupid twee girlie Broadsheet nonsense and the Journal with their Denis O’Brien intern baby journalists copy and pasting other people’s badly written articles. I know you’re on twitter but that’s for cunts.
The grade inflated fools are taking over. Only BMD makes any sense
tru dat
What’s a BMD then?
Oh, and how’s she cuttin Peadar?
http://www.oireachtas.ie/parliament/tdssenators/registerofmembersinterests/
good question….dunno m…missed that bit
try again. i find that copy and paste is difficult
Mosheen says:
November 8, 2011 at 11:09 pm
What’s a BMD then?
dunno m…missed that bit
time for stout
A little girl I know told me that Twenty is on Bebo, what a fucking benny.
BMD is Big Mental Disease, the only blog that makes perfect sense in this nonsense world.
http://bigmentaldisease.com/
Bit slow to load though. But have patience.
Joe Duffy says” how are you?” when he has a “celebrity” on liveline. But not to the little people. What a cunt that man of the people is.
Happy Christmas.
I’m deliberately getting in early to annoy everyone.
Fuck all else to do.
As you were.
TWENTY MAJOR still sulking in Dublin bars
TWENTY MAJOR still skulking in Dublin bars.
Just popping in for a quick hot whiskey before I finish up the shoppin’.
Merry Christmas one and all, and god bless Tiny Twenty.
The country is in shit…check!
Public sector getting up-itty….check!
Politicians trying to tax us back to the stone ages….check!
German overlords moving into position….check!
Twenty Major keeping it real….no check!!!!!
What the fuck is going to take to get you back here? A civil war???
I bought your books, ergo, I pay your wages. Okay? Thanks. Bye.
HAVE FUN IN THE POORHOUSE THIS CHRISTMAS SUCKERS : )
LEARN HOW TO SPELL – YOU ILLITERATE CUNT.
If you like this comment, buy me a coffee.
But I won’t stop being an arrogant asshole, even if you buy me a pint.
Merry Christmas Twenty wherever you are you fuckin’ asshole. See you in the New Year?
HAPPY XMAS ALL U CNUTS
(hic)
Thanks for all your help Twenty… Braz
Oh and more thing, Happy New Year mate, again thanks….
ENJOYING YOUR NEW TAX YEAR SUCKERS?
No question about it Gluey’s a bit of a dickhead.
What does the stupid cunt even mean ?
Gluey’s angry because Santorum won’t be elected. Gluey loves Santorum. Absolutely loves it.
I came back expecting that you had returned by now. :/
So.
Every time I go into town, Mr Silla points out some random trampy type and says “There’s Twenty Major.” or “There’s Twenty’s cousin.”
Now while most of these unfortunates bear more than a passing resemblance to Twenty, THEY AINT TWENTY!!!
Come back, Jim Figgerty, all is forgiven.
SIXTY FIVE PERCENT SALE ON YOUR HOUSE : )
Gluey. You do realise that the hatred you display you is hatred for yourself. You do know that don’t you?
Fucking loves Santorum so he does. Especially when it’s anonymous..
HOLEMASTER – YOU DO REALISE YOUR JEALOUSY IS WARRENTED DON’T YOU. I DID NOT ACT LIKE A PIG IN A TROUGH LIKE THE GREEDY BASTARDS IN IRELAND WHO WERE ALWAYS TOO CHICKEN SHIT TO EITHER WORK THEIR WAY UP IN LIFE THERE OR EMIGRATE AND DO THE SAME. SO – NOT ‘HATRED’ BUT WELL-BASED AMUSEMENT AND THE EARNED RIGHT OF HAVING THE LAST LAUGH ON ALL THE GREAT FELLAHS WHO SAID IT WAS CRAZY TO TRY AND DO WHAT I HAVE NOW ACHIEVED : ) I’LL BE GENEROUS TO YOU THOUGH – START CUTTING FIREWOOD NOW FOR NEXT WINTER, YOU WILL NEED IT ; )
ICARUS – YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I ENJOY LIFE NOW. WATCH YOUR PORN AND KEEP WISHING YOU COULD GET LAID PROPERLY INSTEAD OF MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF BY TRYING TO BE SMART WITH REFERENCE TO ‘ANONYMOUS’ . YOU HAVE, HOWEVER, GIVEN ME A LAUGH – WOULD YOU BE SO DAMN CLEVER IF YOU ACTUALLY REALISED THAT YOU POST THESE COMMENTS OF YOURS ANONYMOUSLY? …. THOUGHT NOT – NOW GO BACK IN THE KITCHEN, YOUR MA IS BLOWING ON YOUR TEA TO COOL IT FOR HER WEE PRINCE.
The only pleasure that you claim on this site is gloating and crowing over other peoples misery. I am not in debt, nor did I buy property during the bubble. But I would never lord that fact over people that are or did. Anyone that needs to do that for kicks (like your good self) has a rotten fucking soul.
Please accept my sincere apologies for posting anonymously. I had no idea that Gluaistean was the name your parents gave you. Clearly they were well balanced people that were not at all addicted to meth.
Now go back in the kitchen, your ma has regurgitated some protein rich white goo that a nice john gave her on the street outside. She will later ask you to refer to this person as uncle. He will tell you things like ‘Don’t worry son, i’m not hurting your mama…’
FUNNY !
ALAS ICARUS – A LOSER YOU WERE BORN AND A LOSER YOU WILL DIE.
I predict the return of TWENTY on April 4 2012. Exactly one year to the day since his last post. (Sound of bugle from afar)
I read some shocking story about some fucking civil servant in change of overseeing pensions pocketing a load of cash in a pension paid for by the public, the sort of shit that would be filleted by Twenty here, and all I see is a bunch of absolute cunts whinging at each other here. Reviewed some comments by the likes of Icarus and Gluaistean…. truly sad shit, to be honest. Lads, get over yer fuckin’ selves and give the public and the gimpy Government some of what ye have!!!! Time and a place for menstruating online.
I actually met Twenty at a bloggers conference. He said he will come back when the comments on this post reach 1028. I pressed hjim but he wouldn’t say why that number was significant.
So get commenting people.
Here’s comment 342. Tell the conceited cunt to go fuck himself. That’s the very last comment I will leave. Today that is.
In the year 1028 AD Cnut became King of Norway. ??
1028BC The Chou Shang Redemption. ( Not Shawshank.)
Whatever the significance of 1028 -10000000010 in binary I think Twenty’s return would be welcome.