Paul Mayss is the little boy who scared the shit out of me in my dream last night.
I was possessed by something, and attached to it by some kind of line, and after much kicking (which made no impact), shouting (which couldn’t be heard), and punching (which was like an old woman), I got free and found myself in a classroom.
I turned around and there was Paul Mayss behind me. Smiling an evil smile. When I woke up I was bursting but it took me a few minutes to get out of bed. I really haven’t been that terrified by a dream in ages.
Paul Mayss looks a bit like this. The little cunt.
Except much more evil and sinister. Half-retarded, but you know he knows shit. Like Ray Shah crossed with a beagle.
Anyway, if you see him in your dreams, watch out, he’s gonna get you.
On a lighter note, bought something in the Compub Apple Store on Grafton Street yesterday and one of the guys working there dropped something and went ‘Ooooh noooo’ exactly like this.
Was that something an iPad2?
I’m always nervous after waking from a sex dream.
(Did she hear me say that?)
Was that something an iPad2?
haha, no
Like Ray Shah crossed with a beagle.
haha, terrifying.
Maybe it was a bad pint in Ron’s.
The old Etch-A-Sketch seems to be working after all these years. How did you transfer it onto the computer then? Or is that the app you got in the Apple shop?
I take it that this Paul Mayss was some little gurrier from your school days. That type of evil little cunt who got everyone else into trouble, made your live a misery and who you were glad to see the back of, right?
Hey, maybe he’s on facebook………
Great picture Twenty, you should launch a colouring in competition on your blog.
I’ve never met anyone called Paul Mayss. I just knew that was his name in my dream.
Phil – yeah, that’s Apple’s new iTch-a-Sketch.
That doesn’t work at all, sorry.
Slab – I wish
He’s my Gordon Mack.
Gordon Mack?
That sketch looks like a younger version of this stupid cunt:
Yep. Gordon Mack, the primary school bully. Mack might have been short for something but everyone called him Gordon Mack. He was mainly just feared. Not sure he ever did anything to anyone though.
He’s probably married with kids now and soft as a labrador.
To prevent another horror attack this evening, I would recommend 20mg of phenobarbitone when you don your sleeping garments to keep the demons at bay. I presume you are relatively young so Premature Dementia can be ruled out.
Or fill your pillow full of bricks.
“Or fill your pillow full of bricks.” Perhaps, holy water from Lourdes might be more effective.
‘Ooooh noooo’ exactly like this in Compub Apple Store on Grafton Street
Seems about right.
Did you read the Beano as a young feller? That ‘Paul Mayss’ is like a Beano identikit. Either that or he’s a personification of your bladder.
Ray Shah, who he?
Last night I had a cool thriller film-like dream in which I almost uncovered a massive Fianna Fáil scandal. True story.
I was a Hotspur / Victor man myself. Read The Beano the odd time, found it down-market though – not enough rodgering of small animals.
Paul Mayss=Michael Lowry
Oh Fuck…..€24 Billion……….how much more? When do they come for blood?
“Oh Fuck…..€24 Billion……….how much more? When do they come for blood?”
Wrong, wrong, wrong – YOU should be looking for blood!
The only constant in all of the so called fucking experts’ predictions, have been the miscalculations.
Who’s going to bail you and me out after a stress test. Jesus I’m stressed to fuck.
It is all going to fuck……….
AIB + EBS = ABYSS
Johnnie390, Blood is stored in a Bank (BTSB), Next we will have to recapitailse it too. You cant make a withdrawl.
We must return to the barter system at once
I’ll ring my Anti D and ask her all about it…
Resurrect the Jacobins and Nappy! Excise this wound of greed and vile capitalism until the living flesh is cauterized!
And if thy right eye causeth thee to stumble, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not thy whole body be cast into hell.
Matthew 2:29
Matthew 5;29 actually.. He has a point
That Gordon Mack sounds like a right cunt, all right.
Especially the name.
Maybe he’s Paul Mayss’s friend
Ya Wha
http://www.indybay.org/uploads/2008/11/15/stress_test.jpg
The Banks stress tests really were tough.
looks like our Wayne to be honest…
Que?
http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/1251000/1251405_7a0b_625x1000.jpg
Twenty,
Heres one to keep Paul company tonight. Maybe it’ll scare the shit out of him.
Why are Bank of Ireland boardmembers still in a job after they lied to the Oireachtas on the subject of bonuses some months back?
Another question. Why are the Governors of the Bank referred to, mostly by themselves, as members of the ‘Court of Governors of the Bank of Ireland’ or somesuch?
Can they not be awarded honours to put after their name instead? ‘RIP’ sounds about right. Fucking bunch of lying chancers and political hackwhores.