Haha!

Eamon Ryan haha

Dick Roche haha

Conor Lenihan haha

John Gormley haha

Paul Gogarty haha

Martin Mansergh haha

Mary Coughlan haha

John O'Donoghue haha

Mary Hanafin haha

(more to follow)

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  1. Robert says:

    It’s all good……….

  2. Magoo says:

    nice one

  3. Dobharchu says:

    Cunts galore a gogo … gogo … go, go … gone!
    Hope they all applied for jobs in Libya – as cuntry wreckers.

  4. Adam West says:

    All good, but unfortunately WE will still have to pay the cunts off for losing their “jobs” as well as paying them their grossly obscene pensions for the rest of their naturals.If Kenny really wanted to cement a relationship with Paddy (the fucking cheek of him),he would immidiately introduce new legislation to stop ALL payments and pensions to the traiterous bunch of thieves who have destroyed the country.

  5. Niamh Bonner says:

    Love it..

  6. AndrewSB49 says:

    Ha Ha! I thought the demise of Fianna Fail had been the happiest thing that’s happened – NO – this post is.

  7. bob says:

    I only recognise one of them………nelson

  8. Barkmulch says:

    Good riddance to ‘em all!

  9. AM in Brussels says:

    Indeed, good riddance to them all.
    But as someone else said, we still have to pay the fuckers their pensions, payoffs, and god knows what else from now till they fucking die.

    I’m pretty sure they are all delighted they lost their seats. Now they get loads of money for doing even less.

    I really despair…

  10. bob says:

    if you live in brussels then you dont have to pay for any of them, you’re paying for belgian politicians :P

  11. Johnnie390 says:

    Prepare the limepits and execute them I say!

  12. Dave Boyd says:

    ALL HAIL KING ENDA OUR NEW OVERLORD

  13. Johnnie390 says:

    “if you live in brussels then you dont have to pay for any of them, you’re paying for belgian politicians :P”

    Not quite, this being the EU, everyone scratches everyone else’s back.

  14. DD says:

    The People 6 The Green Party 0

  15. AM in Brussels says:

    I work in Brussels, but I pay tax in Ireland.
    Therefore I have the worst of both worlds… I’m paying for both.

  16. Khaatamul Enbiya bin Miftaah ul Jannah says:

    It is an incredible feeling. Its like waking up and finding out that someone broke in to your house during the night, stole all your stuff and replaced it with exact duplicates.

  17. itchybollix says:

    haha

  18. itchybollix says:

    I’m sure Mary Couglan was very gracious in defeat. She wouldn’t say anything like “Where’s me fucking car/” or “Fuck you’s for not voting for me you’s cunts”

    http://www.irishdigest.com/?p=12570

    she be another class act. good fucking riddance

  19. Johnnie390 says:

    Khaatamul Enbiya bin Miftaah ul Jannah – must compliment you on your command of English. Jolly good!

    Takes the wind out of the the Teutonic argument that all of these desert chaps are “Kamelfickers”.

  20. porridge says:

    “hey captain, the west dublin branch of the make a wish fundation have this dying idiot they want to bring up to the cockpit to help fly the plane for a while. yeah, we know he crashed it repeatedly last time he was up here, but they seem really insistent and don’t seem to give a fuck where the plane lands, or even if we’re the right way up. right, we won’t let him touch anything this time.”

    there are 6421 fucking morons in dublin west

  21. Johnnie390 says:

    “there are 6421 fucking morons in dublin west”

    There are even more of the living dead in the Atlantic provinces. Do they really consult their voodoo De-Valera dolls as the sun descends??

  22. Twenty Major says:

    Interesting graphic that.

    Looks like the Cowen and Healy-Rae dyssentries will continue though

  23. Adam West says:

    “there are 6421 fucking morons in dublin west” Bigger problem than that,there are over half a million of the fuckers in the country as a whole. ITS HARD TO BELIEVE THAT SO MANY FUCKING IDIOTS INHABIT THIS COUNTRY. Watch out for fianna fail nua, a la Blairs stroke in the uk.

  24. Sean O'Feic says:

    Wheres North Tipps Lovely Maire Hoctor
    Our Lady of Perpetual Photoshoped Posters

  25. The Mowl says:

    Great post. Sincerely happy for the Greens, and by that, I mean for you and I. Eamonn Ryans simpering, condescending smirk wiped off his face at last, the cunt. Hell of a weekenda benda for Enda too. So much to celebrate in realising we’re now SLIGHTLY LESS FUCKED. For a few weeks at least. Pint?

  26. itchybollix says:

    that really shows how short-sighted and plain fucking dumb the population is. 2002-2007 Bertie Ahern increased all payments to everybody withthier own tax dollars and the majority said “this is great”. fucking assholes everywhere and all about me.

  27. Heheh. The Paul Gogarty bit got an extra haha.

  28. porridge says:

    didn’t realise the ceann comhairle got automatically re-elected. yet another reason to scrap and completely rebuild our political system.

  29. itchybollix says:

    republican party my hole

    Dolly the Voter in Offaly – “So Barry, why do you think you should be elected?

    Barry Cowen – “Because me brother is the taoiseach

    Dolly the Voter – “That’s good enough for me. baaaaaa”

  30. porridge says:

    yep, shyster junior just re-elected in kerry south.

  31. Crank says:

    Too true sadly. That’s a lot of morons.

  32. itchybollix says:

    no coincidence that the sun is shining in Donabate today.

    I’m off to Hughes and Hughes to buy something nice. Reward therapy.

    Congrats to one and all for getting rid of the blot on the landscape* of ireland, fianna fail scum who, when Mick Wallace described them on tv yesterday as more difficult to purge from irish society than the mafia in italy Pat Kenny helpfully stepped in and said he was “going to an ad break”

    *title stolen from Tom Shapre

    Dun Laoghaire – sun must be shining there too, pensions minister gone, good fucking riddance again

  33. itchybollix says:

    heh

  34. christy says:

    (more to follow)

    The Hanafin pic can go up now too, yay

  35. Crank says:

    Yes, sweet Jesus, Hanafin is gone. Fudge that Mary you annoying, lying, conniving, two-faced cunt.

    I’m only sad that some poor school kids will have her foisted on them in the future.

  36. Slab says:

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAAA HHAAA HAAA HAAA HAAAR HHAAARRR HAR HARR HA AHA HAAAR HHHAAARR HA HAA HAAAA H HAAAA HAAARRR…It’ll be very interesting to see all the shades of Republicanism sitting side by side on the opposition. With all the bloody independent nutters, it’ll sound like a bag of cats.

  37. Mew Mew Mew says:

    I think you stole my idea from Twitter, Twenty.

  38. Irish in America says:

    Twenty this was a great post , I have met some of those departed twats, Hanafin, Cowen Ryan good riddance and Ha f’in Ha,

    However Gerry ‘the Bank Raider’ Adams not sure about that….

  39. Irish in America says:

    PS RTE did a great job in streaming the election to all of us overseas, thanks to all those who pay their TV Licenses

  40. Skobie 1 Kinobi says:

    CAN SOME1 PLEASE EXPLAIN
    how the **** did brian lenihan get re elected
    the worst finance minister in history
    someone tell me

  41. Twenty Major says:

    Which was that?

    And, supremely confident that I am, I made some of these on Thursday!

  42. Crank says:

    Yet, it is fair to say that Fianna Fail have inflicted greater financial damage on this country than all the criminal gangs, paramilitaries, ram-raiders, tiger kidnappers, bank robbers and thieves put together.

    Never forget.

  43. Slab says:

    Can’t wait to see what the dummy MHR from South Kerry has under his cap. A brain ? fucking doubt it.

  44. maggot says:

    Schadenfreude – don’t knock it!

  45. Johnnie390 says:

    “Schadenfreude – don’t knock it!”

    This one is also very appropriate – Dachschaden.

  46. Crank says:

    Meaning?

  47. Johnnie390 says:

    Sick,

    where are your googling skills??

    Dachschaden = roof damage = colloquially brain damage, madness, feeble mindedness etc.

  48. Crank says:

    I have a head cold, sore eyes, dodgy stomach and general aches and pains. Too lazy to google. The only thing keeping me going is an overwhelming feeling of euphoria over the demise of Fianna Fail and the Greens.

    And Solpadeine.

  49. Emigrating Soon says:

    Ha ha!

  50. fill3rup says:

    It was like a hundred Portillo Moments…so much Joy…

  51. Johnnie390 says:

    I am not playing the know-all mind you, but -
    Crank comes from the german Krank which means sick.
    Not sure I would be happy with FG. More of the same FF stuff but wearing different clothes. And I thought the jerries were conservative and over-cautious..

  52. @araxia says:

    CAN SOME 1 PLEASE EXPLAIN
    how one of the top hospitals in the country can
    confuse pancreatic cancer with a hernia?
    (which was BL’s original complaint).
    Sympathy vote?

  53. fill3rup says:

    What,you mean he didnt have cancer?

  54. Crank says:

    How fucking appropriate…

  55. @araxia says:

    # Comment by
    “@araxia
    Dec 27th, 2009 21:12
    don’t believe it”

    Above is a post by me at the time.
    I never believe ANYTHING these fkrs say

  56. Johnnie390 says:

    fkrs ??

  57. Mosheen says:

    ‘older comments – newer comments’ sucks. I’m just saying.

  58. maggot says:

    No jokes about pints of Carling please …… and poor old Liverpool !

  59. Johnnie390 says:

    Poor old Brixton or Coolock? – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Egye9tBl-y8

  60. GLUAISTEAN says:

    KEEP LAUGHING AT THEM BOYS AND GIRLS…FOR SURELY THEY ARE CRYING NOW -ALL THE WAY TO THE SWISS BANK ACCOUNT-WITH THE MONEY THEY STOLE FROM YOU-FOR WHICH THEY WILL NEVER BE BROUGHT TO BOOK….

    DOES THAT HELP YOU GET THING IN PERSPECTIVE? YOU ARE SCREWED BUT PARTYING LIKE YOUR SHIP CAME IN. THE ONLY SHIP GOING TO COME IN IS THE EMIGRANT BOAT TO TAKE THE NEXT BUNCH OF JOB SEEKERS OUT, OR THE INVESTORS BOAT BRINGING IN THE PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO CAPITALIZE ON REALLY CHEAP LABOR, LAND AND MATERIALS.

    THANKS FOR THE ONGOING ENTERTAINMENT THOUGH : )

  61. Fianna Fail Supporter (My fuckin hole!!!!) says:

    The only bad things I see about this result are:

    Boggers in Offaly still think that a Cowen is not a total cunt, even though there is a large clue in the fucker’s name
    The murdering fuckers, AKA Sinn Fein, have done well
    Elocution is still needed among cap wearing cunts called Healy-Rae in Kerry, as their constituents decided to inflict them on the rest of the country again
    Unfortunately the bint that Brian Cowen, in his own gross ugliness thought to be a ride, Mary (geebag) Coughlan, was not elected. It would have been funny watching Fuhrer Martin trying to get rid of her.She, with her huge self image, and smell of fisherman’s cum on her breath, might have been hard to dump
    Teacher Enda Kenny is going to be in charge
    Still nobody who understands work or business involved in running the gaff

  62. Elton yon says:

    Worst. Result. Ever.
    Ha ha!

  63. itchybollix says:

    I have decided that this is my final statement about Fianna Fail.

    I once sent an email to Fine Gael HQ to tell them that Enda has his mobile on silent during Prime Ministers Questions and it was causing feedback during hos appearance on the nightly politics show on RTE. It doesn’t happen anymore. They took the advice.

    I’m gonna email FF HQ tomorrow and not charge them for this info

    “Ex Fianna Fail minister Sean Haughey, son of former Taoiseach Charles Haughey, said core party supporters had been let down.

    “We have had a very difficult few years, mistakes were made,” he said

    Tip 1.

    We made mistakes. You have to learn to say “we” made mistakes. Not say “mistakes were made” . You cunts. (I’ll leave that bit out)

    Tip 2

    Micheal Martin is still qualifying his statement about why people dropped FF like a hot potato by saying -” the recession in Ireland, which is part of a global recession”

    Stop qualifying it. It’s insulting.

    Still no arrests Fianna Fail.

  64. itchybollix says:

    Micheal Martin will look more like Golem with every passing day now. He’s got 4 years of hanging out with Gerry Adams on 1 side, Mick Wallace in front and Ming beside him. I hope the likes of Joan Collins, Richard Boyd Barrett etc won’t lower themselves to speak to the slimeball.

    Except to ask him when he reckons the arrests will start. I’d ask him that every fucking day.

  65. El Scorchio says:

    “Paddy wants to know what Big G is doing”
    I am delighted that uber cunts like Gogarty and O Donoghue are out of a job but I’m sure their pensions will soften the blow.
    We know we are replacing 1 right wing party supported by an alleged left wing party for another pair
    FF will be back, you can’t kill a bad thing
    I’m emigrating, before one more old cunt tells me that “Charlie was great he gave us the free bus pass”

  66. itchybollix says:

    he did give us the bus pass and he was unfaithful to his wife. with the wife of a high court judge. charming man.

    He didn’t have to sing “I could go out tonight, but I haven’t got a stitch to wear”. he’d just get a pre-signed blank cheque from the party funds from Bertie Ahern. Always the party before country with those Fianna Fail knackers.

  67. Crank says:

    What about that cunt Dick Roche asking for a recount:

    1900 Wicklow: After the 13th count, none of the candidates had reached the quota of 11,764 and so outgoing Fianna Fáil Minister Dick Roche was eliminated.
    However, returning officer Patricia Casey announced that Mr Roche had called for a full recount.
    This was because just three votes separated Mr Roche and his running mate, Cllr Pat Fitzgerald from Arklow. Ms Casey said the count would adjourn and the recount would begin tomorrow morning./blockquote>

    The cunt hasn’t a snowball’s chance of being re-elected but refuses to concede gracefully and take his big, fat, sweaty, gobshite, head out of our fucking sight once and for all. He is certainly making sure that we all know he will remain a self-important prick until his dying breath.

    Dick — your mother named you well.

  68. Alberto Rosso says:

    How and ever once a Blue Shirt always a Blue Shirt:

    http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/images/2011/0227/270007_1.jpg?ts=1298851229

    You poor cunts

  69. Mosheen says:

    On behalf of all knackers, I resemble that remark Itchy.

  70. Mactire says:

    As Porridge said – “there are 6421 fucking morons in dublin west”

  71. Mactire says:

    I’m still smiling at the result a day later.

    I think Bill Hicks said it best: “GOODBYE YOU LIZARD SCUM”.

  72. Well, even though the chemo will have to continue for some time, at least the tumour has been removed.

  73. Are we talking about Fianna Fail or Lenihan?

  74. Holemaster says:

    I was particularly pleased to see O’Donoghue fucked out. I was following the results on the RTE election phone app. Seeing the little red Xs appearing beside FF candidates was so satisfying.

  75. Holemaster says:

    Oh an seeing Hanafin beaten by Boyd Barrett! Ouch.

  76. danboo says:

    Howya Gluesniffer. Gluesniffer by name, Gluesniffer by laughable, inane, pointless rantings.

  77. itchybollix says:

    HM. Seemingly O’Donoghue went into some long diatribe along the lines of “it’s ironic that that I get told I lose my seat in a sports hall which I personally brought to Kerrry”.

    They are fucking deluded. Coughlan didn’t even have the good grace to do what all losing politicians are supposed to do ; stand up on the plinth and congratulate the victors. So basically she’s saying “I’ve bled you’s dry, I’m outta here you’s cunts”

  78. Holemaster says:

    FF wouldn’t know grace if it moved in with them and cooked them breakfast every day for the rest of their lives.

  79. El Scorchio says:

    And he gave us Bertie, the Provos, GUBU, political corruption as a right on being elected, and a burning desire to wear Charvet shirts.
    Order of importance is:
    1. Your own arse
    2. Whoever gives you a bung that particular week
    3. Fianna Fail
    4. Parish
    5. Country

  80. Icarus says:

    Couldn’t happen to a more deserving bunch…

  81. GLUAISTEAN says:

    GO BACK TO WATCHING YOUR PORNO, DUMBO – YOUR PUSHER ISN’T OUT OF BED YET.

  82. casablanca says:

    I thought you lost your hair when you had chemo.

  83. Johnnie390 says:

    Not so sure. Chernobyl is teeming with (natural) life again. A lot of today’s (trendy, escapist, yuppie) halfwits are planning to visit the region. More to see I suppose than a days outing to the Blaskets.

  84. Senor Dingdong says:

    Wouldn’t be surprised if it turns out the HSE misdiagnosed indigestion.

    FF F-OFF! Dissapointed in the “people’s Republic”, there’s some ignorant pricks down there.

  85. Jo says:

    Apparently Dick Roche went out to cheers and laughter and there were huge boos when he demanded his recount. It’s over, Dick. Ooooverrrr.

  86. Holemaster says:

    Have you been counting those FF seats Gluey?

    Worst. Result. Ever.

  87. fuzzix says:

    Where the fuck you get Solpadeine without the third degree?

  88. Crank says:

    I have this picture of Dick Roche, when the recount is over, asking to take all the ballot papers home and spending the rest of his life in a basement, living on sheep’s heads and pigs testicles, obsessively counting and recounting all the votes while cackling insanely:

    “I CAN win, I CAN win, the bastards!

  89. Mactire says:

    http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2011/0228/breaking31.html
    http://www.rte.ie/news/election2011/results/wicklow.html

    It is expected sitting Fine Gael TDs Andrew Doyle and Billy Timmins will be elected alongside party newcomer Simon Harris, giving the party three out of five seats. Labour’s Anne Ferris is also expected to be elected, with the final seat between Independent Stephen Donnelly and Sinn Féin’s John Brady.

    The RTE site puts him 2800 behind Anne Ferris who was fifth after count 13 so unless Pat Fitzgerald is first to be eliminated and he gets a shedload of transfers him and his football head are gone.

  90. Skobie 1 Kinobi says:

    look like Barry Cowen is going to get a seat in the next dail

    laois – offaly
    you should be ashamed of yourselves
    parish pump politics

  91. Holemaster says:

    Dick Roche is one hell of a self obsessed cunt nugget. Just proof that he should never have been in the Dáil in the first place.

  92. Holemaster says:

    Laois/Offaly is full of knuckle dragging FF faithful.

  93. porridge says:

    don’t like this reply thing. have to go back through whole post trying to pick out new stuf, whereas before you just had to go to the end of the post. any chance could make it go away, twenty?

  94. Crank says:

    I agree porridge.

  95. danboo says:

    Damn you!! Got me in one gluesniffer.

  96. Ricky says:

    6421 ?
    He got 600 transfers from Varadkar………

  97. Conan Drumm says:

    Interesting ‘tell us about Enda’ snippet on the RTE 1 radio news. The chap invited in was a former FG handler/advisor in the wilderness years when EK was doing the constituency rebuild work. Guess where the speaker now works… Drury Communications where he’s a honcho in the public affairs section. Drury Communications was established by the guy who set up that infamous Anglo Golf outing for Brian Cowen at Druid’s Glen. The people in the saddle may have changed but they’re being ridden by the same horses.

  98. Holemaster says:

    I have to agree too. I is a bit annoying. Sort of disrupts the natural flow where someone posts a comment and I retort with something fucking hilarious.

  99. Holemaster says:

    Same arses, different cocks.

  100. Already posted this on broadsheet.ie, but you forgot one image:
    spywednesdayblog.blogspot.com/2011/02/ha-ha.html

  101. GLUAISTEAN IS A CUNT says:

    Gluaistean,

    You’re one smug, self satisfied cunt aren’t you?

    Do fuck off with your tired and oft repeated mantra of you’re all idiots who partied too hard blah fucking blah. I don’t know anyone personally who during the so called good times did anything other than work their arses off, lived within their means and tried to do the best for themselves and their families.

    Granted, there were some (morons) who repeatedly voted FF and lived on credit but from what I’ve seen they were a large minority. Others simply made mistakes by being perhaps too trusting of the bullshit that was peddled by the Government.

    Simple fact is everyone’s been ass raped financially by a treacherous bunch of cunts but according to your shitty logic this is first and foremost “entertainment” to you and a deserved outcome for a nation you seem to have an unhealthy hatred for.

    But ultimately I will finish by refering you to my user name.

    Go fuck yourself. Prick!

  102. Crank says:

    Thanks Twenty. Like our parlimentary overlords you listen to the people and, indeed, the people have spoken and the people are always right (except in the election of 2007 when they were patently out of their fucking minds).

  103. Robert says:

    Gluey is a troll, and as such, he’s pretty fucking effective.

    He’s also breath-takingly simple minded.

  104. mickey says:

    GLUAISTEAN – HAHA!

  105. mickey says:

    BYEEEEE

  106. Holemaster says:

    Is Dick Roche eliminated yet?

    Think of all the people he’s inconveniencing. Hundreds of people still working on the Wicklow count because one fucking arrogant mean spirited cunt can’t believe people think he’s a cunt.

  107. Crank says:

    Now they’re recounting the votes with, reportedly, a lot of ‘legal’ types hanging around and, when they’ve finished this recount, there will undoubtedly be a call for a full recount. This could go on for days. Meanwhile, since most of the counters work in Wicklow Council, there’s no work being done there.

    Hanging chads anyone?

  108. Conan Drumm says:

    HM, Dickaleen Roach is ALWAYS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING and the only thing worrying him is that now FF are fucked he won’t get one of those EU plum jobs he’s been wobbling his slobbery jowls over. The new government should put a stop to all pensions for former TDs until they reach the age of 65. Love to see them all queuing with their P45s, and the reaction they’d get from everyone down in the dole offices.

  109. Holemaster says:

    count-von-count-of-sesame-street.jpg?w=468&h=330

  110. In The Know says:

    Sad for the green’s. Gormley and Ryan are good men, none of your gombeen politics with those lads. They had a relative conviction. Honest fellas. Bit of craic outta Gogarty at times. Seems like an honest guy too.

    Mary Couglan….YOU LYING, DECIEVING, CUNT!

  111. Geraldine says:

    Animal Farm comes to mind. We’re still in the EU. Why can’t we be like Switzerland and live off other countries instead of bailing our neighbours’ bankers out. Ths cuntery is being screwed frm all angles

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