Guest blogger: Johnny Commentspam

I stumbled upon this very interesting post on great hair. It got me thinking, ‘How can one make cash from AIDS orphans in Africa?’

Now! I know you’ll laugh but Ive under no circumstances been so entertained by anything at all in my lifestyle! Those AIDS orphans in Africa make my penis bigger.

I always tell my brother that I really want to get my filthy paws on his generic brand weightless products. Unfortunately he’s a large squirter and has a very powerful scent. It is sensual and spicy. He will need health insurance coverage his entire life. Why do Republicans hate him?

I genuinely love corruption, legal killing, legal blackmailing, and legal stealing of small children. That’s because I had learned violent behavior from having been physically abused when I was younger. I don’t know why but Fernando Torres goes down like a cheap party slut.

So to conclude: priceless Mastercard capacity cuts dirty little mermaids. I look ahead to horny collegegirls and no nonsense muscle building without enormous boobs.

Keep up the awesome posting it saved MUCH time ;-)

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33 Responses to Guest blogger: Johnny Commentspam

  1. Lorcan the Lion says:

    Without question the finest post I have ever read on this blog.

  2. porridge says:

    finally, a non twolitical post. excellent work

  3. christy says:

    Hehe it’s like something Google Translate would come up with.

    I hope you have a good filter!

  4. DP says:

    Reading this has saved me $$$$$$ on my medical bills!

  5. Karen says:

    Hey! Johnny comments on MY blog too! I thought I was the only one!

    That hoor!

  6. Conan Drumm says:

    Please to give estimable greetings to honorable Johnny Commentspam and insure him of our benficial undertakings financial.

  7. Twenty Major says:

    He is a complete tart, Karen.

    Johnny is out now but will be back having bought bulkloads of knock off vi@gra (otherwise comment will get spammed).

  8. fill3rup says:

    Haha… but why you not collect WOWGold?

  9. Holemaster says:

    What the generic viagra is this Nigerian prince talking about? I mean if my father, the energy minister with millions of dollars waiting to claimed read this he’d want to know where the cheap laptops came from.

    Not since the best property deal in repossessed poor people’s homes in Florida have I come across such topless oriental massage opportunities.

  10. Bock the Knobber says:

    Would anyone know where I can win a free Ipad or meet sexy girls interested in flirting?

  11. mickey says:

    you’re all nerds!

  12. fill3rup says:

    Wikileaks is all the rage with improved erectile dysfunction.Russian Brides are waiting for your secure Bank details. I wouldnt have believed how sexy my weight loss muscle gain could have been with out prescription medication discounts.

  13. Jo says:

    Weight loss muscle gain IS sexy.

  14. on the dry says:

    i have gout again and i have not had a beer in three weeks’ never taking viagra again

  15. Holemaster says:

    Avatar 3D free second pair free when buying cheap holidays in the Cape Verde island apartment investment opportunities not to be missed is nothing compared to work the USA where medical expenses are covered and generic cholesterol reducing natural remedy sleep ease free prescriptions online are now entering from behind in a three way voyeur leader’s debate involving the Tea Party no to immigration candidates and gun control advocates of college party girls in sex videos with no commission salesmen from an online gambling and poker sites with guaranteed success or your money back.

  16. Holemaster says:

    I’ve just realised that my comment is SO spammed because it’s so convincing.

  17. Dobharchu says:

    I really did get this a couple of months ago and saved it for a suitable occasion. Voila!:

    An industrial complex gets stinking drunk, but a slyly overripe skyscraper conquers a senator. If a vacuum cleaner laughs and drinks all night with the customer behind a class action suit, then a cowboy panics.
    When a mastadon meditates, a cashier takes a coffee break. Furthermore, a chess board mediates, and another tornado defined by a movie theater avoids contact with a hydrogen atom.
    Even worse, an abstraction beyond a blood clot flies into a rage, and the warranty accurately requires assistance from a gnu beyond the roller coaster.
    A crane wisely teaches a satellite defined by a bottle of beer. The crank case panics, but a grain of sand figures out a squid. Now and then, the shabby fire hydrant makes love to the salty dolphin while the dancer throws a resplendent plaintiff at a recliner from the crank case.
    A mastadon for a recliner secretly admires another crispy football team. Furthermore, a hesitantly paternal cab driver laughs out loud, and the dirt-encrusted tape recorder usually recognizes the power drill beyond a football team.

  18. Jo says:

    Wow, Dobharcu. Speechless!

  19. Holemaster says:

    I know people who more or less talk like that all the time.

  20. Twenty Major says:

    Even worse, an abstraction beyond a blood clot flies into a rage, and the warranty accurately requires assistance from a gnu beyond the roller coaster.

    Never a truer word spoken.

    HM – you need a career change

  21. fill3rup says:

    Dobharcu: Did you have a hand in writing Sinn Féin’s economic policy?

  22. Johnnie390 says:

    “An industrial complex gets stinking drunk, but a slyly overripe skyscraper conquers a senator. If a vacuum cleaner laughs and drinks all night with the customer behind a class action suit, then a cowboy panics.
    When a mastadon meditates, a cashier takes a coffee break. Furthermore, a chess board mediates, and another tornado defined by a movie theater avoids contact with a hydrogen atom.
    Even worse, an abstraction beyond a blood clot flies into a rage, and the warranty accurately requires assistance from a gnu beyond the roller coaster.
    A crane wisely teaches a satellite defined by a bottle of beer. The crank case panics, but a grain of sand figures out a squid. Now and then, the shabby fire hydrant makes love to the salty dolphin while the dancer throws a resplendent plaintiff at a recliner from the crank case.
    A mastadon for a recliner secretly admires another crispy football team. Furthermore, a hesitantly paternal cab driver laughs out loud, and the dirt-encrusted tape recorder usually recognizes the power drill beyond a football team.”

    Even drugs would not get you this far. Terrific!

  23. Holemaster says:

    There’ll come a time when coherent content, correct grammar, punctuation and spelling will be mistaken for spam.

    People are becoming expert at one thing only and completely and utterly ignorant about everything else.

  24. peadar says:

    you can too have d!ck like me to give girl of yours many satisfaction

    email peader@huge_d!ck.com

  25. Twenty Major says:

    Isn’t that what killed that bloke in Michael Barrymore’s pool?

  26. Holemaster says:

    Imagine real-life spammers, as in Indian or Turkish blokes who sit down at a table with your mates and just say nonsense things in between everyone else’s conversation.

    “You know the best pint in Dublin County East is the new fake rolexes in the Gibson Hotel cheap rooms Harry Crosbie Champion Sports”

  27. “People are becoming expert at one thing only and completely and utterly ignorant about everything else.”

    Specialization is for insects – Robert A. Heinlein.

  28. danboo says:

    whos going to the bigots who hate Irish people v the bigots who really hate Irish people, tonight.

    i’m going to the beggars and will introduce myself to the hoardes as James McGeady. thats should be good for a wind-up, or martyrdom!!

  29. danboo says:

    Or maybe, Aidan Lennon!

  30. murty says:

    “Woman dies of buttock injection”

    Apparently she asked for botox but Dr. Nick Riviera misheard her and jabbed her in the arse instead. Then he gave her the injection.

  31. Twenty Major says:

    Have fun with that, Danboo.

    Then he gave her the injection.

    Fnarr.

    HM – that’d brilliant, although I’m sure a high % of my spam originates in Russia/Ukraine

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