Ok, so Fine Gael are a total no-go now.
They’ve just launched their ‘Twolicy‘. I just cannot possibly vote for, or support, any part that takes part in the horrific TWing of things just because they’re on Twitter.
Anyone who uses the word ‘Tweeps’ ought to chained to a tractor, dragged through the streets in the nip and then subjected to a Damien Riceathon which lasts until they starve to death.
Twolicy? Really? I mean, really? What fucking bright spark in FG thought that up? Or worse, what social media ‘guru’ assured them this was the way to connect with people.
“Honestly, although it makes you sound like a pack of complete cunts the Tweeps will love it. Twust me!”
They need the tractor – streets – Rice treatment as well.
Twenda for Twaoiseach, LOL!!!
I do like Twitter but the TWing of things … well, it’s just an appalling development in the history of mankind. Twitter is a brilliant communication tool, these people make it sound like a special needs kindergarten friendly teaching device.
And anyone who refers to their “Twitter Family”, well, the only family they should be associated with is the Manson Family. And as victims.
Anyway, it just remains to Labour to give us their views on Twunemployment and Twabortion and I’m voting the old fashioned way – by punching politicians in the face.
Looks like the abortion twoblem is already sorted out Twenty.
We need a tweferendum on whether the person who invented that shit should be aborted by the rest of the population.
Voye Yes for twargetted abortion
i really want to twunt them in their twastard now.
Twindependents or Twinn Fein, twunts.
Btw FF have bought loads of online banner space for ‘empty chair’ ads.
I don’t wish to pre-empt the leaders’ debate tonight, but given a choice I feel like voting for the empty chair, it has more personality than the guy who refuses to sit in it, it’s useful, unlike any of them, and it doesn’t talk, so therefore it doesn’t lie.
Vote Chair!
In chair we trust!
I’m advocating a multi-leg approach to the current crisis and a five-year IMF backed scheme for upper back support.
There will be no castors, because this chair is not for turning.
Twactor?
I like thee not, T V 3,
Even less than R T E,
Despite your having Vincent B,
Mícheal and Eamon round to tea.
It looks just like a silly stunt
pulled quickly by some cynical cunt,
an aged and afflicted codger
trying to rise his flacid todger
(known in the TV trade as ratings)
with a three-way all-male mating
deep within his west-side lair,
but shucks what’s that, an empty chair?
I don’t have a twatter account and I’ve never even been in twatter. I’m sick of reading about celebs and footballers and the like twatting on about this and that. Fuck off.
‘Twolicy’ is the stupidest fucking cunt of a word I’ve ever heard. How much did they pay to a marketing company to think of that?
I’ll bet the guys in the marketing company are staunch fianna failures and thought it would be hilarious. Poor Edna fell for it.
Don’t know how much money they think I have to be sending me these types of offers. Maybe GLUASITEAN.
Politweet would’ve worked better.
fucking images. It was a 38 floor 198 apartment tower in Qatar. Good investment for the World Cup apparently. 00974 30100974 if yis are interetsed.
Conan – “Btw FF have bought loads of online banner space for ‘empty chair’ ads.”
You mean they actually paid for them? They normally don’t pay for their election material.
This Twolicy thing is really typical of how politicians are so freaked out by social media. They are desperate to be involved, like the awkward kid in the playground.
Really bad advice from the company who’s doing their online stuff for them. It just makes them look like twankers and twunts. And the PR people should have predicted that would happen.
All you have to do with Social Media is open up all the various channels and link them together. Let the users come up with the smart stuff.
So now what we should do is set up relay teams of posters to blast all the FG blogs with Cunts, Bollocks, Fucks, etc and make the little interns in their cheap suits and fat ties spend 24 hours a day deleting them before Inda sees them.
A bit like that hilarious Ben Dunne website attack last year.
That was fun.
If only one of the political parties had left themselves open to an exploit like that
Does this new hate-fest meen we have to start calling you Tenty Major?
I’ve always had a deep disgust for the word ‘peeps’ – I think it’s a fucking abomination, so ‘tweeps’ just brings it to another level of cuntishness.
twitter – western societies penchant for self obsession brought to a whole new level.
if I wanted to know what dan boyle, amanda brunker or bob from finglas is thinking of while there having their morning shite i’ll call round and glass them.
I love the idea of “NewEra”. You see what they have done there? Very clever indeed. Maybe Sinn Fein could steal it to make “NewIra”?
7Billion Euro from the oul pensions and you’re sorted. Why didnt I think of that?
Lung – Twenty is already totally cool and awesome as a word already.
Radge – yeah, a fair point well made.
Quite true. Tenty Major sounds like a short moustacheod man wearing a pith helmet, shorts and a monocle.
If you tweet from inside a popular British furniture outlet, are you a Habitwat?
What is their ‘Twolicy’ anyway, 140 characters in the Dáil?
I don’t suppose all of this tweeting is governed by The Widow Twanky? Fuck knows that Twink could do with all the cash her capacious fanny could carry.
Story Twenty? Been a while. I’m still out foreign, the rich cheesy country these days. But you would be very impressed by my employer’s trade. Competition but in a good way. Still off the drugs and doing very well to be sure. Drug free does tend to mean ride free which is unfortunate but saves a fortune in Clap Clinic visits, even with the Frequent Rider Discounts….
They’ve just lost their last shred of twedibility with me. They probably paid some PR twarsehole plenty to come up with this twaddle.
Appeal to the young people he says…specifically the 3-5 year olds.
They’re going to create all these modern green jobs yet they can’t even run a website without it being hacked and show they are totally out of touch with anything remotely modern..happy days.
Labour or Independents please,.
Wotcha, UB. Glad all’s well. Swapped the good stuff for fondue?
I may have foresaken the drug-fuelled lust of my 20′s for the financial security of my approaching 40′s. But if you think I would stoop to the level of sucking a spud that has been dipped in the slowly melted miasmic knob cheese of a decomposed otter, then maybe you know me after all!
hahaha. Twe-tards. I just made that up. I’m so twen-dy.
I think I’ll join tweepers, see what twends Inda is setting.. don’t want to miss out on the waves of social twends from the twend-setters.
haha
I wonder what Sinn Féin are making of this Twitchyation.
Proncíus De Rossa would have been mad into Tw..Tw..Tw..Facebook..
Gerry beat them to it at the launch of his election campaign
“Twitter for Irish freedom, text for Sinn Féin,”
http://tinyurl.com/6byrekp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yqM–IMkX4
Seems ‘Tweeps’ was a typo, should have been Twerps.
Seriously, what’s your stance on abortion Twenty?
He wouldnt eat a whole one..
I’m certain that Twink is behind all of this.
Dumplings is a great film
http://www.m0ar.org/4941
Twee-tards – Classic – I will be using it Anne
Edna practising his Hitler salute.
tweedledee and fucking tweedledum at end of the day ill still be breaking stones
The birth of An Garda Siochána right there.
Is dat ole Eoin?? and de blowshorts?
They only started that (bowel) movement so that could stay in Spain and get a nice sun tan.
“Twee-tards – Classic – I will be using it Anne”
Be my guest, Dessiegee. T’will make you twendy like the grim Tweepers. hahaha.
Poor Enda
I was just reading the FG’s Twolicy there..
They could have just summarised it as:
‘One millllioon dollars for everybody’
“Fine Gael believes that 20,000 jobs a year can be created.” Fine Gael also believes in the tooth fairy.
“We will achieve efficiencies by cutting waste:
€1 billion is spent on our water supplies a year; almost 50% of this water is lost through leaks.” They don’t say if they’ll fix the leaky pipes though.
“National High speed broadband to all parts of our island will be delivered”.
Timeframe: Sooooon.
How sooon?
Verrrry sooooooon.
This is the best one:
Finances
“NewERA will cost €7 billion which will come from the national pension reserve fund and from the sale of assets no longer needed by the state.”
No longer needed by the state hey?
^This looks promising if it’s implemented correctly Anne:
“The Political Reform Scorecard is a tool designed with leading independent experts to rate the quality of political parties’ commitment to reform before election 2011, and to track implementation of reform measures thereafter.
Each party’s manifesto will be rated in five key areas in the lead-in to the election: Legislative; Electoral; Open government; Local government; and Public sector. ”
http://www.reformcard.com/
Although it’s not clear if they’re looking at everything in the parties’ manifestos or just the political reform parts of them. Hm.
me hole martin got it stuck to him to day in dundrum great stuff’ fairplay to the lady
Senor – Just the political reform parts I’m afraid.
Can’t be watching the debate just now – anything going on? How’s the empty chair doing? God I love that crazy maverick empty chair fucker.
Go Chair! or, possibly, twair!
Yeah it does look promising Senor. A race to the bottom of the scorecard. They are full of shite with their promises. Look at FF and their manifesto.. they couldn’t have implemented some of it till now, no? Who’ll keep the least promises out of a bunch of wafflers.
Another thing, shur you can promise the sun, moon and stars if you know you’re not getting back into government. Do FF not feel like a bunch of hypocrites, no?
That’s all I hear when I listen to all of them.. ‘one milllliooon dollars for everyone’
Twits, Twats, Tits, more of the same old shit from
Martin. The School teacher has just gone off on a Fianna Fucker ranton TV3. Does this twat actually think he’s going to run the country and lecture us all like fifth grade school kids.
Fuck him the Twat.
We’ve paid enough for the ‘pleasure’ of Fianna Fuck up. Just gimme the gun……….
Problem is that people hate FF but secretly want to vote for them, just watch that smug pompous geebag Gilmore on TV now, Enda Kenny would make you want to go down to the shed with a revolver and a bottle of brandy after watching him on the news at six. Martin now coming across as the smoothie on TV and I fully expect him to be the leader of the most joyless and depressing regime to ever oversee Ireland 5 years from now.
VB really should have given the twits a pair of slash hooks. It would have been more entertaining.
Now the fucking post mortem
YOU STILL DON’T GET IT, DO YOU…STILL SITTING AROUND MOANING AND WHINGING ABOUT ‘THE GOVERNMENT’ WHEN YOU SHOULD BE AT LEAT ATTEMPTING TO ROW YOUR OWN BOAT. MOCK THE POLITICIANS ALL YOU WANT, THAT IS SURE TO CHANGE THE SYSTEM ISN’T IT….
HOW ABOUT TRANSLATING SOME OF THE EMOTION INTO ACTION? – OH, FORGOT, YOU’D ACTUALLY HAVE TO GET OFF YOUR ARSES, ROLL YOUR SLEEVES UP, PUT SOME EFFORT INTO YOUR LIVES AND TAKE YOUR CHANCES LIKE THOSE THAT SUCCEED IN LIFE BUT DON’T WHINE ABOUT NOT BEING HANDED IT ON A PLATE. PREDICTABLE BOTTOM LINE – YOU WILL GET THE GOVERNMENT YOU ALLOW OR PUT INTO POWER…
Same as any other democracy Gluey.
Gluey, you’re a twe-tard.
no he’s clearly a TWETARD
Gluey – you don’t have the first clue what any here does, how they do it, how hard they work, how much they make, how much they don’t make, how they have to do 18-20 hours a day just to keep going, why they’re in the situations they’re in, what they think, or anything else, so, with the greatest of respect, shut the fuck up you tedious cunt.
this one goes out to GLUAISTEAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc9xhAM8WMU
Spoken like a true hypocrite twosspot. Stop moaning Gluaistean and get off your fat arse to depose that Obama guy running your country.
FOR STARTERS I DO HAVE AN IDEA OF WHAT IS GOING ON THERE, I GO OVER ON AVERAGE EIGHT TIMES A YEAR AND IT USED TO BE A HECK OF A LOT MORE WHEN THERE WAS MORE BUSINESS TO BE DONE. AS FOR OBAMA- I WOULD NOT HAVE VOTED FOR HIM, BUT I AM DOING JUST FINE DESPITE HIM…AND THAT WAS MY POINT. YOU CAN GLEEFULLY BITCH AND WHINE ABOUT WHAT ‘THE GOVERNMENT’ OR ‘TEDIOUS CUNTS’ ARE DOING-BUT IN THE MEANTIME WHAT ARE YOU POINTLESS WASTERS DOING APART FROM AMUSING THE REST OF US?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK_CKtYCRIc
Gluey. What you’re doing is gloating. That’s entirely self obsessive and serves nobody, icludong yourself.
Were pissed off with corrupt cunts. Were getting it off our chests here in between working hard, raising kids, recovering from cancer, mourning lost ones, watching our country go backwards and listening to itchybollix.
We’re not lazy ungrateful fucks.
One down – hopefully more to follow
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8312441/Eric-Illsley-resigns-over-expenses-scandal-conviction.html
This may be of interest to any Irish who are abroad :
http://ballotbox.ie
morgor!!!
Where have you been?
Look everyone, it’s morgor!!!
What HM said, Gluey.
If as Churchill famously said “The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average vote”, can you run as Ireland’s benevolent dictator?
I’m sure, we here have all worked our holes off, and supported the lazy bastards who sponge off the state and support our corrupt political system.
Some of us might even remember paying fucking 60p in the pound in PAYE and 22% Mortguage rates during The Haughey era. Short of shooting all the thieving bastards you can find, there is fuck all you can do. So we can either eat shite and break our nuts of have a laugh.
Jasus if we can’t have some fun with the fuckers, we might as well take Bertie’s suicide advice, we have paid enough for it.
Gluey, would you ever rev up…….
Its all gone to Fuck
hello Git, i’ve been busy drinking around the world and emigrating to Oz :)