Monthly Archives: December 2010
The Templars and the Saracens
Apparently we’re ‘nowhere near‘ finding extra-terrestrial life, according to some high kind of astronomy. This disappoints me greatly, I have to admit. Not just because of the huge significance of such a discovery but because I have little faith in … Continue reading
Deny me a river
Adams denies IRA and bank raid claims Damien Rice denies being a tedious cunt Gerry Ryan’s ghost denies gicker frenzy claims John Terry denies mounting best friend’s ex Bill Clinton denies sexual relations with that woman Brians Lenihan and Cowen … Continue reading
Water water everywhere
No water again. There won’t be any water any night for the next week. Just to put this into context: This is Dublin, in 2010. It seems that water restrictions apply when it’s too cold and when it’s too hot. … Continue reading
MOOOOOOOOOOO
I am fed up. Fed up with thinking, talking, writing about and listening to this government. I know the only satisfaction I would get is by thumping each one of them until they were a twitching mess on the floor. … Continue reading
Get what’s comin’ to ya
SCENE – TWO SMALL CHILDREN ARE SITTING EXCITEDLY WITH THEIR FATHER. INTERIOR SHOT. “Is he here, daddy? Is he?” “Relax children, you know he will come at this time of year”. “I do so love this time of year, daddy”. … Continue reading
Massive dropsy
I am having a dropping day. Things keep falling out of my reach. A packet of black peppercorns spilt all over the counter when I was making the life-sustaining stew that will have to keep me fed for the rest … Continue reading
Tonight on Kildare St
[photopress:charlie1.jpg,thumb,pp_image] Click for big. Lots of people banging drums and such. Most of them carrying Sinn Fein placards. I left them and went for a pint. Seemed like the right thing to do.
A Rae of light in Lowryland
Michael Lowry and Jackie Healy-Rae will today support the budget. The indepedents, whose interest is entirely local not national, have more power than they could ever have imagined. There’s no hope of those bastard fuckwits the Greens putting a stop … Continue reading
I love cheaper booze
Oh, pity the poor publicans of Dublin. I feel for them, I really do. Such is their misery they can’t even afford to get Dara O’Briain to do their ads anymore. Instead it’s that fucker pretending to be a pub … Continue reading
