I don’t believe that thing about no two snowflakes being the same.
I saw two identical ones just five minutes ago when I was going out to rev up the H50. People just aren’t looking closely enough.
Then there’s that other snow myth that if you bury somebody in snow they freeze to death … erm … myth, yes.
It looks as if we’re going to be snowed in though. Or at least snowed to the point where we don’t want to go out. A checklist is required:
Booze – check
Delicious Major – check
Flour – check
Yeast – check
Tomatoes – check
Mozarella – check
Various meats for putting on top of the flour, once it’s been made dough, tomato sauce and cheese – check
Entertainment – tv, check, PS3, check, torrents download films, check
Everything seems to be in order then. See you on the other side.
Extra lighters. Cangles. Pleasantly plump woman who doesn’t talk much. Bingo.
Hmmm.
A woman who doesn’t talk much? Do they exist?
lady as thin as karen carpenter check
Lady as thin as Karen Carpenter who doesn’t talk much – check. (They do exist, really). Lucky me.
Get a couple of rough cut tyres, or some cheap chains, put them on the drive wheels, or let a bit of air out of those stupid slick tyres that make drivers think they’re on the F1 Circuit.
A day late getting back into London, but getting loaded with necessary supplies of DIY flooring, to go to Dorset, this could be interesting, there is no motorways in Dorset, be alright if I get marooned near one them country pubs,storeys about black dog, big cats, and what became of the last driver to stray of the beaten track, and ask a pint of that dodgy looking black shit.
A woman. full stop
what you got for the PS3?
Like em pleasantly plump also, surf the waves!
she has to have a fanny like a mouses ear
Russia and FIFA walk into a bar. The barman hands over the cut. What a corriupt shithole of a planet we live in.
(forgot to change my name back earlier, sorry)
Cheese stuck in it?
They say that if Mama Cass had shared her chicken sandwich with Karen Carpenter, they’d both be alive today.
Good list. *adds hot baths and hot chocolate*
And a man who: laughs and plays, talks wisely, jokes stupidly, respects own time and space for both, and bears no physical resemblance to a dying anorexic. Also, must have traits of a human hot water bottle. Too picky?
Is that dude from the AA, Conor Faughnan?, is he a signed up member of Fianna Fail ‘cos he’s talking total bollix. “Roads are gritted, they’re doing a great job”
?
he has shares in the AA
Read this last night on the way home, enjoyed it in most part
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/2/db51065a-dbf1-11df-af09-00144feabdc0.html#axzz16yQ38m1y
Things have got bad since the Asgard went down in the Bay of Biscay arrrrrhhh…. ’tis the curse of the Boyne Valley and the cluireachans are among ye… arrrrhhhh…’tis the black spot cut from the leather cover of a bible … there she lies fourteen fathoms deep and calling … calling … I think I’ll have a curry this evening.
God, yis are all very specific in your prefrences when it comes to women.
I’d have thought most of you would be lucky to have a woman with a pulse, as opposed to what you’re probably used to, one that requires a puncture kit on standby:-)
Fuck load of snow due overnight from the west. It’ll be Irish snow as opposed to the Russian snow we’ve had so far. They’ll meet in the skies over Athlone. There’ll be trouble.
I’d have thought most of you would be lucky to have a woman with a pulse, as opposed to what you’re probably used to, one that requires a puncture kit on standby:-)
haha
Des – had Fallout Vegas, now FIFA (boooo) 11 and Assassin’s Cheese
Silla. I’m very picky about my women. After several years searching, I’ve managed to tick all the boxes. It took a string of several women to do that though.
still single thank god time for a walk in the snow. will walk by ryans house
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjozQHEqXNs
Russell Brand – (the baldy red-headed one)
December 2nd, 2010 @ 4:11 pm
A woman. full stop
that’s picky?
A light dusting of snow, must be about time for the water to be cut off.
White dogs look filthy in this snow.
HM, surely the aim of the gamw is to gey all your preferences in the one woman?
Unfortunately, I’m spoken for.
Fuck, my spelling is gone mad.
Must be my mouse-ear shaped fanny!
All that snow with more coming and winter doesn’t start for another fifteen days. A suggestion: gather the gasbags who comment on Twenty’s blog to go outside as the snow falls and gab at it until it melts. Problem solved.
“that’s picky?”
still the same species itchy
“working” from home is great. like being on holidays – dvds, xbox, afternoon snooze, pints and hungover in the morning – but getting paid for it. happy days
“Working” from home really is good because you don’t have to pretend that two hours work takes eight hours.
But if you work for yourself, you’re fucked either way.
Pot: “gather the gasbags who comment on Twenty’s blog to go outside as the snow falls and gab at it until it melts.”
Kettle: Cruel, very cruel.
“A suggestion: gather the gasbags who comment on Twenty’s blog to go outside as the snow falls and gab at it until it melts. Problem solved”.
A suggestion:
http://www.williambowles.info/gispecial/2006/0306/100306/image002.jpg
Problem solved.
lady as thin as karen carpenter – dead.
Yep, she’s pretty skinny by now alright.
lena zavaroni he he
Reminds me of the old joke about guys wanting to be buried next to Marilyn Munroe, something about doing unmentionable things to dusty eye-sockets….
you will be glad to here ryan has yellow snow
Petfood Twenty – or else you wont last too long.
The undertaker that was charged with Marilyn Monroe’s funderal claimed years later that all the local undertakers held a party and did the deed with Marilyn the night before.
Lovely people.
Oh, and well done OTD. Maybe brown next time?
when i am back on the stout crank
IBack on topic. ‘m just going to look forward two days, when saturday comes I’ll start again
- Booze – going to Smyths tonight i order to observe potential serial killers.
- Food – Marks and Sparks Macaroni Cheese in the oven at 180 presently.
- Entertainment – Hearing that England got two votes and one of those votes was from England was a good start. HA! The National tomorrow night. All I want is a nice quiet entertaining evening with no alarms and no surprises. Mozart is coming along and upon hearing about my plastic predictmenmt has kindly offered to bankroll my w/end. Thanks dude. May look into that PS3 gaming thing. Does it have Gorf and Asteroids? ‘cos if it does ye’s are all toast. The Phoenix and Private Eye. That’s me sorted ’til saturday I hope.
my “i” and “n’s are a bit banjaxed
would have been much easier to get to london then bloody moscow
You could spend a few minutes hoovering the accumulated detritus out of your keyboard itchy. Or do what I do and turn it upsidedown and whack it off the desk a few times.
Or the sad times when I have to take it all apart and really clean it out. A sort of keyboard enema if you will.
oh to be in bangkok eating tom yam goong itchy
DD, it takes a true wierdo to get off watching men being burned alive. You fit the bill. Keep away from children. Far away. You sick shit.
*leaning forward peering at the keyboard, leaning back saying ..ughhhhh.
nah. you are right crank, it is fucking manky. though it’s my mank so it’s kosher.
fuck it….i’ll probably end up doing it now.
you need a proper ashtray itchy.
DD nice image.
He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword.
Loco is only peeved that it’s US getting their just desserts.
I do have thing for ashtrays maggot, this is my current fave. by the way, i was just kidding about the orange bastid the other day, and I would expect nothing less than the wrong answer..,I’d been watching Stormont and Edwin Poots talking about the union jack with a grin, a SF’er talking about not wanting them hanging, and all the panto stuff going on.
http://i55.tinypic.com/wvpk5e.jpg
That is one cool ashrat – No worries about the OB – I’m not a sensitive soul!
My favourite – though I mean to get one of those brass fly ones where the wings flip up!
I thought fag ash was good for the carpet.
My keyboard has certainly required less frequent cleaning ever since I quit smoking. Now if I could just find out who’s using it to store biscuit crumbs. Mind you, if we stay snowed in much longer, I might be glad of them.
“DD, it takes a true wierdo to get off watching men being burned alive. You fit the bill. Keep away from children. Far away. You sick shit”.
That would include Iraqi and Palestinian children?
good night http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOXYWEB7LgA
Snow makes me go all into cheese on toast and baked beans and legs of lamb and stuff that I’d never normally bother with. But now I’ve run out of it all so I’m going to curry the dogs tomorrow.
Another fine mess you’ve got me into, OTD.
I read your message a bit quickly, and read
‘TV and … PS3′
as
TV 3…
I was going to come round and test your ‘burying in snow’ thesis…
It’s a tad chilly here at the minute. I may have to turn off the fans at home tonight and sleep under a blanket for the first time this winter.
It’s only just the 26C here in the West Indies, SUCKAHS!!
i’m still stuck on “mouse-ear shaped fanny”. thanks for that, Silla.
DD The world heard about the public stand you took when Saddam was killing Iraqi children by the thousands with poison gas and their parents with them. It made the news throughout the world.Your famous for your bravery.
Sheepshagger : If it wasn’t for the US you’d be speaking Russian and they would be using the nape of your neck to scrape the shite from their boots. With a name like Sheepshagger you should hang with DD and the two of you should be kept away from chilren. In your case, animals as well.
taximan fucker. i hear you otd , there a guy on koh chang island who does a chinese cabbage with oytster sauce that is fucking amzing. rice, 3 /4 leaves of his cabbage and some of his sauce. he’s from cambodia. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Magoo
December 2nd, 2010 @ 9:57 pm
Snow makes me go all into cheese on toast and baked beans and legs of lamb and stuff that I’d never normally bother with. But now I’ve run out of it all so I’m going to curry the dogs tomorrow
heh
engerland are fast out of the blocks in the 2nd test , aus 11 for 3. pieterson still there in the team maggot, no eoghan morgan.
thank fucking god for test cricket
in response to dd and the truth
born free
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0B8qDQFJ0I
what happens if you log on to wiki-leaks?
Does Jason Bourne come to your house and kill you with a tea-towel?
Cheer up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC8Y-Xzm8oU&NR=1
worse sam. foxnews endorses the opinion that you should be executed. god bless america
http://cablegate.wikileaks.org/
Great start in the cricket – 3 wickets for 2 runs!
Take that Aussies
Hums Rule Britannia.
another bertie ahern, brian cowen and mary harney vile scummy legacy
http://cablegate.wikileaks.org/cable/2006/09/06DUBLIN1020.html
“worse sam. foxnews”
mmmm.. sam fox
Here, whatever happened to the “We never sought a bailout” party line of a week or so ago?
‘Government sought bailout – Lenihan’
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2010/1202/breaking51.html
Loco:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/05/wikileaks-exposes-video-o_n_525569.html
sam likes the mouse – ear
time for hot whiskey heaven
Internet check
My hand check
My cock check