So Dermot Ahern is not contesting the next election.
Instead he’s joining the World Darts tour. Dermot ‘The Blasphemer’ Ahern will be throwing double-tops and 180s in Citywest as giant foam hands wiggle up and down to that bloody song they always play when someone wins a leg.
Of course this means that Louth will now be ruled by Gerry Adams. The demise of Fianna Fail seems to be coinciding with the rise of Sinn Fein as people come to the conclusion that blowing people up is a better option than anything this current government has inflicted upon us.
I urge Mr Dundalk to run for office. Someone with a bit of sense and decorum is required, anyone but Grizzly.
Anyway, it’s a busy day today, made all the more troublesome by the snow. Not quite the extreme weather they were predicting but bad enough that my Honda 50 needs a jump start. I’ve already been on to Stinking Pete, he’s coming around on his Goldwing.
Now, I’ve got to speak to David Bowie’s wife about Mary Coughlan. Yes, I’ve got to see Iman about a dog.
I wonder if the Shinners had advance word that Ahern would not be standing.
And they’re re-naming Anglo Irish Bank, lest we never forget. It’s the classic response of a government to a bad smell that just will not go away.
It means that there’s a few disused names floating around that they might use for Anglo. I’d suggest Windscale except I think they’ll need that for the re-named FAS.
shame he’s not running. i was really looking forward to not voting for him.
what other viable alternative is there to SF? FG are just going to be a more spineless version of FF from what i can see.
“Now, I’ve got to speak to David Bowie’s wife about Mary Coughlan. Yes, I’ve got to see Iman about a dog.” haha.
My fucking car wouldn’t start for me leaving work yesterday either. I’m praying it’ll start up today, just to get me far enough to the garage.
brrrrr.
That was just nasty. Has Ahern really said he isn’t contesting the election? Not that he’s retiring from politics… well I suppose he can sit back and reflect on his achievements. Bollocks to jesus. Thats me arrested.
The wanker. Suppose the church will be happy with him now that he and his Opus mates have managed to prevent the church’s paedophiles and sadists from seeing the inside of a courtroom. Number of prosecutions arising from the Ryan Commission? Nil.
Corruption at a level the Sicilians can only admire and Dermo as Minister for Justice achieves? Zero.
I suppose that counts as a success when its your own party at the centre of the criminality.
What’s up with the dog, can he not sheik the snow off him?
Now, I’ve got to speak to David Bowie’s wife about Mary Coughlan. Yes, I’ve got to see Iman about a dog.
Sparkling form.
Have you considered standing in Louth yourself ?
Think of the salary, perks and pension!
Can’t you just see Ahern putting his undies over his nylon trousers, donning a cape, climbing onto the roof of Dáil Eireann and gazing over the state of the country with his chest out and his hands on his hips.
“My work here is done.”
ha, reckon a couple of FF household names are going to refrain from standing in the holocaust of the next election, only to gradualy crawl back into public view as FG/lab flounder, and return heroically in the election in 2012/13/14.
I wonder is there any possibility of manseragh getting beaten to death at some point? I cant imagine his whinney will go down to well with the starving peasants of tip south.
Mansergh is gentleman-farmer-ascendancy class and will retire to his hundreds of acres to write his memoir, ‘Playing Haughey in Ireland’.
Ah yes the auld Honda 50. I hope its a red one with cream leg guards and NO electric start. One back and two forward, no clutch so just bang it into second when you`ve got a bit of speed up. Great for the calor gas and bail of briquettes.
I want to cover Mansergh in female pig scent and lock him in a muddy sty full of horny male pigs with severe diarrhea.
PS, a Gold wing is 12volts and a `50 is only 6. Try to jump start with leads and y`ll fry it.
I could tell you great stories about a man in Cork with a Honda 50 who carries his Calor Gas bottles on his back.
Yes, HM, they`re a legend bike. A bloke has ridden one from Cairo to Paris.Dublin was full of them and “Herald and Press” scooters.
There’s a nifty-fifty goes by hereabouts… niiingg…zzzz… niiingg…zzzz.. niiingg… zzzz…niiingg…zzzz.. niiingg… zzzzniiingg…zzzzniiingg …zzzzniiingg…zzzzniiingg …zzzz… niiingg… zzzz…
Is Jinx Lennon not standing in Louth?
http://www.balconytv.com/v/jinx-lennon
This tune could be his election song!
The Honda 50 was responsible for keeping a lot of lonely farmers from the brink. I wonder has anyone done a thesis on them here.
They replaced the old black which was always ‘walked’ and rarely cycled.
I’ve always wanted a Citroen 2CV.
I loved those Herald scooters. There’s still a few knocking around and I’ve seen the odd courier using one.
I saw a programme once where the fucked a Honda 50 off a three story building and the bloody engine still fired when they asked it.
You have to take them apart to kill them. Like zombies.
They asked it?
Wow. That’s impressive.
hm – they still load them up with de herrilds in a lock up on hill st!
The cunt! I was so looking forward to my five minutes at the front door with him. I could’ve used his own law against him.
‘I felt threatened beyond belief when he called and was so frightened that he might get voted back in, so I shot the fucker in the face!’
Five honours and a 175, an education and a licence to drive.
I saw a programme once where the fucked a Honda 50 off a three story building and the bloody engine still fired when they asked it.
How about the cunt who was on it at the time?
Sounds like the hell’s satans Dublin branch is alive and well.
“How about the cunt who was on it at the time?”
twenty’s outside with pete asking it nicely
goldwing’s a bit of a pig to drive at any time, but in the snow? good luck. this wouldn’t be much better –
http://www.tuvie.com/kvant-motorbike-combination-of-motorcycle-and-snowmobile/
worst of both worlds. but then a kvunt did design it
Make sure ye have your organ donor card handy if you’re on the roads today 20.
Pauline from BalconyTV. You would though, wouldn’t ya…?
There’s some amount of idiots driving out there. Why would you want to overtake someone in snow when there’s traffic lights ahead which you’re not going to make.
He wasn’t driving a BMW by any chance was he HM?
I`ve just had to overtake some idiot dawdling up to the lights. Just made it on the amber.
Cafe Sol’s ‘Meat’ soup has no meat in it. And their staff are getting worse.
amber, as all motorists know, means speed up cos the lights are going to go red.
always find myself humming the blue danube waltz while laughing at motorists trying to keep their car point in vaguely the right direction in the snow. most of the worst drivers on the planet are irish
I waz only joking, I`m not going out today.
Adams is a “parachutist” whose running in Louth is “an abomination” according to ahern, a ruthless incompetent ghoul on whose watch corrupt banks ran roughshod over the laws he was charged to uphold. Wonder how many state pensions he’ll receive?
I never knew transit vans were rear wheel drive until I found myself laughing and pointing at one yesterday.
Fintan it was you in that Daweoo Matiz wasn’t it!
HM, haha! or LOL as is the correct term. I did once drive a Datsun Micra, before it was called a Nissan.
“I saw a programme once where the fucked a Honda 50 off a three story building and the bloody engine still fired when they asked it.”
“How about the cunt who was on it at the time?”
Who cares about the cunt, were the Herrilds alright?
heh
Heh indeed.
Where’s itchy today? It was me and him who finally pushed Dermot Ahern over the edge last night.
That’ll teach him for not meeting the prison chaplins, not reforming the laws on personal debt, not jailing the pedo priests, not being any fucking use at all really. Way to go on the blasphemy law though Dermo. History will be kind.
Oh yea, and yer autobiography. File under ‘Fiction’. Miss you already…….
Various arseholes desperately trying to distance themselves from this failure of a government, pathetic.
far be it from me to be an attention seeking whore*cough* but….
I refer people back to me imploring Trevor Sergent to pull the plug, which he kinda did..
and
last night crank got talking and I got talking about how Dermot Ahern is not in fact very christian and the next thing Ahern is gone.
crank; I emailed the news at one with, will let you know the reply they send.
Dermot Ahern; good riddance – Donegal? A chunk of them promoted to the Phoenix Park and attacks the two td’s who exposed it all. Dermot Ahern puts the scum in scummy.
Dean Lyons? The whistleblower gets sentenced, the two cops who supplied the false confession? zip
Dermot Ahern is a cops cop. They’ll miss him.
ann could this be you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR3nPbWnOyw
I think that was a good night’s work itchy. Now, who’s next?
Mary McAleese?
Harney will be next to pack it in. All her mates in private healthcare will reward her with some board position or other.
*while less well off and elderly die needlessly*
*or someone has to wait a few more hours in a soiled nappy because of home care cutbacks*
*or someone with cancer who doesn’t know ends up waiting too long to see a consultant who then puts them on a list for a PET scan which reveals stage 4 cancer*
They die six months later. Their neighbour who had private insurance, had surgery within a month of having a small tumour discovered on a CT and is now back at work and feeling great.
I’ll shut up now. But this really angers me.
HM.Maybe you should see a doctor…
Better to get it off your chest HM. If you didn’t you could end up in hospital.
Oh.
Ahern is just like that other fucking Ahern, a NASTY conniving little bollocks.
HM, Twenty wrote about that event a while back. I read the letter written by the woman who went through the misery that was caused by indifferent lackys. She sent it to a newspaper, who,to their credit published the entire letter. Heartbreaking at best. There is a difference in having health care and getting health care.
HM I’m right with you, but you know you can’t promote a profitable private healthcare business if you have a fully functioning public health service – it would be… er, ‘uncompetitive’ and people wouldn’t have… em… ‘choice’.
Re DermAhern, seems he’ll be better off if he doesn’t stand again, multiple pensions etc = more than the Dail salary of €98k he’d get if was re-elected. Who gave these fuckers a blank cheque? Oh yeah, they gave it to themselves.
Sure what’s a couple of lives when you get a big fat cheque. You might get a bit of cheese and paint thrown at you. but what the hell. You’ll be living out your days working 4 hours a week and spending the rest naked in your new jacuzzi while sipping a fine wine and eating party mix by the fistfull.
Everytime I think of that woman i get a taste of sick in my mouth.
just because i like abbey road http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JwQZJCfxTg
Stamp Recall
An Post created a stamp with a picture of the Taoiseach Brian Cowen.
The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged Taoiseach who demanded full investigation.
After a month of testing and spending of £1million, a special commission presented the following findings:
1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
3. People are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp
hey
“It’s not about the money, it about public service and what an honour it is to….”
“Pssst. You’ll be better off if you leave now and take your pension.”
“Bye.”
So RTE/Pravda’s idea of news is to show a music video of snow images like some sort of CBBC programme. Of course there wasn’t any other news or anything to occupy their time.
Just this:
http://www.thejournal.ie/court-allows-man-to-challenge-awarding-of-his-own-mortgage-2010-11/
Probably not important. Nothing to see here. Move along, move along. Go Move Shift.
i like this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18ClRW7nDxs
Crank, you don’t seriously think RTE are going to report anything that would encourage the common man against the establishment now do you?
Yea, the snow is fucking great. “There’s snow. There’s going to be more snow. It’s white. It’s slippy. Here’s a reporter freezing his nads off to bring you this inane report from the side of the road. Now some shots of snowmen. Back to you in the studio.”
Ah well, Europe’s fucked anyway, we’re all out of ideas, might as well talk about the snow and hope that shit creek freezes over.
The Game is on Universal Channel for an escape.
The Jon Stewart Show issued a kinda fatwa on puns used by news reports.
rte is fucked.
Salt mine in NI
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blueprint/media/salt_mines_carrick.shtml
We have a lot of TDs you can use as miners. Make sure you check their underpants when they leave work. Thieving little fuckers.
It’s only maggot putting salt on our wound.
Ive wroten a poem
O dermy dermy
you are so squirmy
thats it.
poetic. obviously
you sold us to the germys
i hope you are food for wormys
Corrupt politician suddenly decides to bail out of politics and an equally corrupt ex-terrorist suddenly announces his candidacy for the soon to be empty seat. Hmmmmm, couldn’t possibly be a connection there, could there be ?????? No, I didn’t think so.
better?
perfect
I know he’s a cunt. But I find Dermot Ahern kind of handsome, for an older man.
You need to get out more.
You reap what you sew. The Civil War ping pong of power between the Blushirts and the Brown Envelopes is over.
The future’s bright and it ain’t Orange. Wake up and smell the tea.
If I had any euros in the bank – and I don’t – I’d be trying to change them into dollars. Italy’s been added to the lenders’ anxieties, next in the queue after Spain.
Some serious snow falling now. Must be an inch in 15 minutes.
there’s 10 inches here. my mickey is just barely peeking out above it
fuck me ann
i don’t mean that , I mean I’m saying that in an incredulous manner
“CIVIL servants are still getting 30 minutes off each week to cash pay cheques, despite being paid by electronic transfer”
“ESB staff are enjoying free electricity worth up to €470 each a year at a time when the hugely profitable power supplier is cutting off thousands of hard-pressed customers”
Everything else aside this is the kind of thing that has the country the way it is.
You don’t mean that itchy.. aaawe.
There’s no 10 inches down here I’ll tell ya.