Some incredible stuff in the Wikileaks … erm … leaks.
- Rendition flights through Shannon were commonplace. Suspected terrorists were taken to an Ibis Hotel in West Dublin and forced to live there for weeks at a time until they could no longer bear the sparse conditions and they gave up everything they had
- Brendan Grace is Al Qaeda’s chief European officer. Bin Laden couldn’t believe people didn’t twig it ‘What with the mumlimy beard an’ all’
- The Corrib gas reserves were given to Shell after Ray Burke lost a game of cards against their Irish CEO in a Chinese casino off Camden Street
- Anglo Irish Bank began as practical joke. “Let’s see how much money we can throw into it before people riot”. Nobody thought it would ever be half this much.
- The same practical jokes are carried out in the Irish media every day, explaining today’s Irish Independent cock sucking of Charlie McCreevy.
- Grainne and Sile Seoige are suicide bombers just biding their time
- Enda Kenny was replaced with an ECB commissioned Twatbot®© in early 2008. It’s current setting is ‘maximum insipid’.
- Despite the best efforts of scientists there is still no cure for Damien Rice. US officials offered Ireland billions to use him as a weapon of mass destruction. Brian Cowen turned them down. Recent efforts to renew the deal have failed.
- Mary Harney and Brian Cowen are not permitted to be in the same room together lest their individual gravitational pulls create a vortex to another dimension.
It’s all there in the documents, trust me.
I didn’t see Cowen’s press conference last night. I can’t bear the sight or sound of him anymore. His voice makes me think violent thoughts. And I know I can’t be alone in that.
I’m sure there are people in positions much worse than my own who have the same thoughts and whose desperation and frustration would cause them to act.
And until we see some of these people in jail, until we see some of these people made even barely accountible for their actions, the potential escalation is inevitable.
The next few months are going to be historical. Reeling in the years 2010 will be two hours long.
Had the most wonderful dream last night, one of the highlights was the feeling of berties nose being crushed under my boot.
Seriously what fucking planet is Cowan and company on. Are they totally inept or totally corrupt? I can’t see any other explanation. It would be very easy to find out where these gobshites live & organise individual protests outside their houses. Or just make sure theres always someone in Berties seat in fagans. Hit him where it really hurts.
I think they’re inept AND corrupt. No need for either or.
In scrambling to save themselves from their dirty dealings they’ve dug a huger and huger chasm, and didn’t have the brains to see where it would end up.
I wonder could we fill the chasm with Cowan & Harney’s lifeless corpses…
Was there no mention of the Meteor ad man in the leaks?
I wonder could we fill the chasm with Cowan & Harney’s lifeless corpses…
Well, while I hesitate to join in the fat insults, perhaps after they’ve donated themselves to the newly impoverished children of Ireland to bounce on like bouncy castles – otherwise Recession First Communion parties just aren’t going to be any fun.
Bet you nothing happens,
I think its time for every one to leave Ireland maybe in a few hundred years another group of people can make it work
but not now and not the current occupants
Seriously what fucking planet is Cowan and company on. Are they totally inept or totally corrupt?
tHEY ARE NOT INEPT – THEY MANAGE TO CONSTANTLY FILL THEIR POCKETS AT PADDY’S EXPENSE…AND FOR ALL THE GAB YOU LOT WILL STILL DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FOR ALL THE SHITE YOU BLUSTER ABOUT RIOTS/JAIL SENTENCES/ETC….
there’s a guy works in the aldi in dundalk that looks exactly like brian cowan. even down to the hair. surely this information can be useful to someone.
Don’t expect any help from FG or Labour. As Fianna Fail and their renters in the Green Party’s stock has decreased in the status quo of Irish corruption FG’s and Labours has risen.
Therefore FG and Labour won’t want any fundamental changes to the way Ireland is run- in hugely corrupt fashion.
They simply want FF to be obliterated so they can take the chair and wait for the brown envelopes to start coming their way.
Fox news is repeatedly referring to the wikileaks documents as ‘stolen’.
Chose a brilliant photo of Assange as well for their website, taken from an angle that makes him look like a priest left alone on Happy Meal discount day at McDonalds.
How shit ARE the NSA anyway? They attack wikileak servers with a DDS bomb and it never dawns on them that wikileaks and the consortium of newspapers involved around the world would have a backup arrangement with a data warehouse.
CNN didn’t get the wikileaks data because they wouldn’t sign up to the wikileaks confidentiality clause and embargo up to last night.
At least the New York Times explained to its readership why they were covering the leaks.
Fox and co would be better off working for Kim Jong-Il in North Korea. They think the same way.
Makes me think we need a really, really good whistleblower in this country. Someone who believes the truth will set us free from all the shit we’ve had to endure from the Irish establishment.
The €85bn deal is just like the one agreed by Michael Woods/Bertie Ahern with the religious orders. We are beggared because an abject failure of regulation and inspection means the state bears some responsibility for what has happened. But of course most of us had nothing to do with it, it was a coterie of cute hoors who benefited and who will suffer not one iota from the ‘adjustment’.
I thought the Krugman summed things up quite nicely in his assessment of the Irish balls up:
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/26/opinion/26krugman.html?_r=1
I didn’t see Cowen’s interview but I saw a snippet where he’s seems angry at being questioned.
The fucking arrogance of him. He’s lucky not to be picking his teeth up with broken fingers.
Spot on about Cowen. I’m sure someone will oblige soon enough though.
Bet Ray Burke and the O’Malley clan won’t have any problems getting heating oil this winter.
There’d be a Shell lorry outside the little tigeen before you could say ‘Corrib’.
In other news it appears that Anglo bankers can rest easy in that they won’t be charged with reckless trading.
If Anglo wasn’t involved in reckless trading I’d like to hear what dies constitute reckless trading.
looking forward to the amnesty for everyone concerned legislation that Fat Cunt is going to hoik through the Oireachtas on his last day? I know I am.
And Sgt Murphy gives the pencil another lick… a frown … a lick … “How would you be spelling this derivati- derryvaterive- Dearbhlarivett’ these financial instruments now? Nora! Tell Templemore send over the dictionary will ya?! And a cuppan tay wouldn’t go amiss either. Now. ‘Derrvaterivate- ah feck.”
Bet Ray Burke and the O’Malley clan won’t have any problems getting heating oil this winter.
There’d be a Shell lorry outside the little tigeen before you could say ‘Corrib’.
In other news it appears that Anglo bankers can rest easy in that they won’t be charged with reckless trading.
If Anglo wasn’t involved in reckless trading I’d like to hear what does constitute reckless trading.
looking forward to the amnesty for everyone concerned legislation that Fat Cunt is going to hoik through the Oireachtas on his last day? I know I am.
And Sgt Murphy gives the pencil another lick… a frown … a lick … “How would you be spelling this derivati- derryvaterive- Dearbhlarivett’ these financial instruments now? Nora! Tell Templemore send over the dictionary will ya?! And a cuppan tay wouldn’t go amiss either. Now. ‘Derrvaterivate- ah feck.”
cowan cracked a joke last night, on being asked a question on the interest rates he chuckled that they’d be there all night if he had to explain the complexities, the fucking fat cunt sat there grinning.
Which means that the 5.8% is only dependent on full draw down of the maximum loan.
If we draw down only a small little beagin part of it it’ll cost nearer 7% I’d say.
He’s laughing his bollocks off because he knows that the Dail won’t expose him for what he is … a useful fool at the centre of a criminal gang called Fianna Fail and a rent boy for that party’s donors.
Step up the currency speculators, the Desmonds and the JPs from the shadows… tell us how you make your money and create a cunt population to muck out your barns on the cheap. Knighthoods all ’round for the lads from Betty II on the island next door for looking after the ascendancy and making sure the big houses are well repaired… Flatley knows the telephone numbers of some comely maidens and a fat man from Switzerland will be over when the trout are rising.
Put a euro in the jukebox and the locals will pat you on the back and the hope in their eyes for a pint on your tab. A great man. Stood there drinking his cognac with the rest of us. Great, great man.
And the sons away in private schools- catholic of course. Great man. Cheers.
How can Cowen and co sleep at night having robbed and ruined their own country, their own people, their own neighbours.
And how the fuck can anyone even think of voting for FF again.
time to take out the trash’ you all know what i mean
Presumably because they’re all related to them, have benefitted in the past and somehow think they’ll continue to benefit. Maybe they even will. It’s such a small country, maybe that’s all voting comes down to – relations.
Same as the Sopranos. Nice house in New Jersey. Ask no questions I’ll tell you no lies. Donate to teh church roof. Sit the family as close as possible to the altar on Sundaahhh.
Ignore the stiffnecked nod one gets in the street instead of the cheery wave the family next door gets.
School fees aren’t cheap. They are all fools anyway and if it wasn’t me it would be somebody else. That kind of thing.
You know Twenty you’re not alone.
I asked my da did he watch it.. and he’s all about the newspapers and the news.. and he said he couldn’t, he had enough of it.
It’s too surreal. What bothers me is people who just watch Cowan and his assortium of muppets spew their shite and believe it. He couldn’t even answer some questions. A British journalist asked how much Britian was providing and at what interest rate.. he no fucking idea and the fool next to him starting shuffling through his papers to find it and couldn’t. That’s incompetence of the highest order.
Regarding Jo’s comment “Well, while I hesitate to join in the fat insults”. I’ve no problem with that whatsoever.. Cowan and Harney – Two fat useless lumps of lard.
I will never forget what Fianna Fail have done to this country and I will make it my life’s work to ensure that my children and grandchildren never forget. If all the other parties field dead dogs as candidates I will still never give another vote to Fianna Fail in my lifetime, no matter what candidates they produce.
In the meantime I’ll just try and avoid freezing to death by burning copies of Bunracht na hEireann.
I will also make sure that people never forget about FF.
found this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr9BPb_AqNc
Hey otd – do take care .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SDXIXi8DPA
no mas
by the way it seems I was on the right track on the interest rate … it may go as high as 6.7% or possibly higher depending on how we draw down the money and how much.
Its easy to stay ahead of Comical Lennie and co just as long as you assume they are lying every time they open their mouths.
Fat Cunt was asked about this last night and said it would take too long to explain.
Loads of snow forecast for tonight and tomorrow around Dublin. Must leave some food out for my feathered friends.
For this lot?:
going to eat some shepard pie now man oh man this is good .i miss the bottle of stout with it but hey
Which Escort service are those models with now? I like the tall one at the back.
Give her a trot around the ring there a second…
just seen this, gotta laugh at what cost though
http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/897898–thousands-in-dublin-protest-austerity-plan?bn=1
Jesus those TV3 tarts annoy me. Walking talking billboards for whatever product will pay them enough. They make mediocre the norm.
Feed the poor, grill Harney to go with their block of cheese.
1. Rapmachine No Diggidy No Doubt
November 29th, 2010 @ 10:09 am
there’s a guy works in the aldi in dundalk that looks exactly like brian cowan…
Kirsty MacColl could sing that if she wasnt dead
If you live above your means, you are likely to starve below your ability!
That means there will be a lot of anorexia in Britain shortly.
They’ve been living above their means both politically and militarily for 60 years.
Nothing worse than being a former military power.
I’m starting to wonder if this was something Europes long term planners knew would eventually happen in perhipheral economies. Globalisation and concentration of power used to happen in countries, now its hapening in groups of countries, EU, ASEAN, NAFTA etc…
Will Ireland ever have a viable financial industry again? Its doubtful. Will high finance be confined to London, Frankfurt and Paris? Is our knowledge-based, high end economy struggling or dead?
Will we just be a european backwater with nice scenery, a tourist industry and limited investment?
It seems we are no more than this as far as Europe is concerned, and we have a Minister for Finance that won’t even give tell us how much the bailout is for.
Barry ‘Humility’ Andrews thinks we can can get through the crisis by patronising each other.
Captain no time now M25, got t keep the country moving1
Yeah keep putting those cones down Mr EDF and hating all them ‘forriners’ going past in mercs.
Anyone hear talk to joe today with brother jack oconnor? “And why would they be booing you of all people”etc etc, rte should be nuked.
http://clamnuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/The-Joe-Duffy-Soundboard1.swf
tits on that. last few comments have disappeared. for anyone who’s interested, ie9 beta still has a long way to go
anyway, think national anthem should be changed to this because the lyrics are a lot more fitting to our current situation
http://vimeo.com/channels/prettyhatemachine#17071419
going for a pint
Conan – heard him on the Last Word. Rancid little prick.
Perri – did Duffy really say that?
Gahhhh meant to be going to England tomorrow. Will it happen?
Alfie’s got a spare couch. And a pitchah of the Queen on n’ wawwwllll innit.
Depends if the airport can cope, Jo. And if you can get to the airport if they can.
I know – so far flight’s just delayed but I don’t know if the bus will be ok and I have to go try and get it at stinky 5.40 in the morning :(
Mary Hanafin today- “It doesn’t help to have people like Joan Burton saying the country is banjaxed.That sends a very negative message around the world when people like Ajai Chopra himself said that Ireland is an open flexible open economy and this is the best deal for Ireland at this time.” What a miserable shameful woman- your tax euro at work folks.
^ Hah!
There’s no use supervising your kids at the playground, because Gary Glitter says so.
the best of luck jo’ nice to be going to the mainland
Mary Hanafin should be Minister for the Black Babies… out in Ethiopia she’d be telling them shur never mind isn’t it a lovely warm day.
Its just Hanafin dogwhistling at the remains of Fianna Fail. She wants the leadership.
Shure stop complaining about food, I’ve seen plenty of babies with a big round belly
Lol, otd, the mainland :) My friend narrowly escaped having a mother in law who actualyl said that!
I’ll try and bring back some money…
wont get much for the euro now jo
No no, I meant some of the solvency they’re so kindly giving us!
The office of Professional Speakers Ltd
“Well you can have Dana for 30euro an hour plus tea and scones or … we’re very busy that time of year… there’s former Taoiseach Bertie Ahern for a tenner an hour and he had his own flask.”
“But isn’t Ireland in a spot of bother now..?”
“Only the ordinary people. He’s done well for the rest.”
“Oh right. Yerrah give us Dana.”
fill your case jo’ and god save the euro
It’s all there in the documents, trust me.
heh
if somebody does get into the dublin embassy ones can you let me know? not sure if they are all available at the moment or if they’re time delayed? I’m writing like an australian speaks?
http://public.tableausoftware.com/views/tags/Country
i’m enjoying this at the moment. press on things like a doors a few times. and the globe
http://www.palinaspresident.us/
Cunting Prime Time Investigates. The country has completely gone down the tubes, and apparently it’s the cigarette smugglers who are cunts.
prime time investigates somebody selling ciggies
dermot ahern still no arrests for white collar crime which has destroyed the country
what a fucking joke of a country and a joke of a tv station.
touché kittah
album review
artist – adele
album – 19
review – quite shit.
back to janelle monae, tv off.
nina has cancelled. crap. get well soon
http://www.myspace.com/ninanastasia
# Anglo may shut ‘within months’17:51Central Bank hopes to agree revised restructuring plan for lender by the end of January
That didnt take long now did it? The inks not dry on the enslavement deal and the boys have been given their orders by the euro masters. Major shredding going on in there to ensure no one goes to jail. In a few months people will have forgotten all about anglo.
I don’t give two fucks about cigarette smugglers. They’re like ice cream sellers compared to the cunts who ruined us.
What’s this about Anglo? Honohan on the news: “There are a few names we can choose from.” Indeed, and most of us can help you with a few.
But it makes one think that the Anglo wind down (wind up?) is merely a name changing exercise and nothing more. Maybe they’ll call it the Bank of FÁS and kill two birds with one stone.
ah gee. I switched on the see The Vincent Browne Show and that cliché ridden cunt with the dyed hair…Bill Cullen is on spouting about teamwork. There’s no “i” in team but there is a u in cunt and cullen.
back to more important issues
rte are still not letting me down by behaving like timid cunts.
the 8 a.m. radio news stated that in their annual report the prison chaplain service critisised the department of justice, the prison service and the ministers for justice. the report then went on to specify that the chaplain service stated that Dermot Ahern didn’t even have the courtesy to meet with them (I remember this because I throught “that’s not very christian of him)
then at 9 a.m. the same report had dropped the specific criticism of the minister for justice. Most likely a phone call from the ministers office to tell rte to drop the reporting of that part.
this is what rte website is running as the “report” into the annual report.
fucking banana republic
http://www.rte.ie/news/2010/1129/prison.html
itchy said: “the chaplain service stated that Dermot Ahern didn’t even have the courtesy to meet with them (I remember this because I throught “that’s not very christian of him)”
I thought exactly the same thing itchy. Old Blasphemy Bollix won’t like that being in the public domain I thought. And lo and behold, it came to pass and the Bollix saw that it was so.
He needs Linda Blair’s crucifix up his fundament.
but hoping that it’s in the annual report crank so if it’s in print. could be worth a poster. bluughhh…not checking it now, listening to parliament report on bbc4….lots of guffawing from lord brabazon. jesus.
ah fuck it i’ll have a quick look just to annoy the weirdo thug
Last year the Government launched a white paper on crime and began a process of consultation. While we willingly participate in these discussions and look forward to the outcome we need to place on record our deep sense of regret and disappointment that the Minister for Justice declined to meet with us following the publication of our last report. This was a break with the procedure adopted by the two former Ministers for Justice, a procedure that was mutually beneficial. Our role as chaplains calls us to be a voice for those deprived of their freedom and to bring matters of concern to the Minister. Our lived experience enables us to be that voice and we speak from that perspective. Our sole agenda is the welfare of the prison community and ultimately the safety of the wider community.
so he picked up the phone and got rte to drop it
fuck me
Couldn’t Ireland offer FIFA the chance to relocate their HQ to Ireland?
lol
sepp o’blather
Wow itchy. Power indeed corrupts and indeed for some you can see it etched deep into their faces. The Blasphemy Bollix is one of them. I bet when he wanks he wears gloves.
I’ll send an email to rte tomorrow if I remember. See what they have to say. It’s entirely plausible that they shortened the 9 a.m. bulletin because of time constraints.
that will be the reply
then I’ll have to go all redford and hoffman (amazing innit’ , I think of them before I think of woodward and berstein?)
anyhow. i’ll let you know their reply. g;night. i’ll be dreaming of the heavy gang.
Can’t believe noone mentioned the big story of the day. Detective Frank Drebbin has closed his last case. He’s given me many laughs over the years, sad to hear the news.
FF could legislate that FIFA is some kind of bank and therefore not legally liable for anything.
Had a dream last night, it was of little little seanie fitzpatrick, running naked and barefoot down O’Connell Street in Dublin, being hotly pursued by the business end of a South African Bullwhip (Samjock). These days it would appear that the only justice the ordinary decent people of Ireland will get is in their dreams. Here’s to the end of thr fianna greens for good and for all.
No more dark sinister Dermot Ahern.. Woohooo!
http://www.rte.ie/news/2010/1130/ahernd.html
Rats/Ships???? The deal is sealed,pensions and perks secured,Anglo getting a makeover, all is good in the fianna fail camp.
Mr Ahern said that in the last 18 months he was diagnosed with ‘a painful medical condition necessitating heavy medication’. good. hope its contagious and they all die roaring
Ehem.. on another note. Anybody see Barcelona-Madrid last night?
Best fucking football match I’ve seen in years.
Barcelona were quite good, I suppose.
Good vibe around town?
Mr Ahern said that in the last 18 months he was diagnosed with ‘a painful medical condition necessitating heavy medication’. good. hope its contagious and they all die roaring
Carrying round a dangerously overweight wallet can hardly be diagnosed as a “Medical condition”. Alcaholic beverages can hardly be called “heavy medication”.
Yup, indeed.
They ran rings round the Merengues and you’ll be glad to hear, made an utter fool of C. Ronaldo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRx3WKuq7aY
What a prick that guy is.
Where did Eamonn’s wife put the €540,000 I hope it was in Anglo or AIB.
Much as I hate to say it I don’t blame Ronaldo for pushing Guardiola there.
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