Is there any reason why, if you got a room full of monkeys with a room full of typewriters, they wouldn’t produce the works of Dan Brown instead of Shakespeare?
Is there any reason why, if you got a room full of monkeys with a room full of typewriters, they wouldn’t produce the works of Dan Brown instead of Shakespeare?
Gah. Too tired to respond wittily. Not that I ever do, but sometimes I think about it.
Up til 3 finishing work for 7 am pick up – up now to find it hasn’t been picked up :(
So freaked out by Loco Lobo and his his Red-fear. I mean, I know they’re out there, the moron majority, but usually I don’t have to talk to them.
A tad unfair to monkeys there, Twenty.
The Da Chimpi Code?
Angels and Gibbons?
Weremonkeys would be needed for Dan Brown.
The Irish Independent is written by a team of Monkeys led by Cuntdan O’Connor.
A Holemaster. That’s a little weak. Standards!
Rumor has it the Bertie Ahern autobiography was written by Bubbles the Chimp, until he got sacked for being too lidderary.
(I heard it in Buswells)
it was the best of times, it was the blorst of times..
No I think the chimp is sueing Ahern for disappearing with the 100 banana advance.
Ahern’s defence are claiming Ahern won them 100 bananas in a raffle around the same time although he can’t remember which organisation ran the raffle.
Mein Englische is improving ja? BACK TO VORK, Irische untermensche.
@KKO’S
It’s not about the bananas with Bubbles, more the principle of the thing.
Particularly as the bananas have now been eaten by the Mahon tribunal in any case.
the bananas have now been eaten by the Mahon tribunal in any case
But it’s all right, because they were green
bananas. Everything’s okay as long as it’s patriotic. Irland uber alles & all that.
“Is there any reason why, if you got a room full of monkeys with a room full of typewriters, they wouldn’t produce the works of Dan Brown instead of Shakespeare?”
Are you sure that hasn’t actually happened already?
Are you sure that hasn’t actually happened already?
That is a very good point
Or a room full of squawking chickens pecking away.Chick Lit.
They would like to be a bit more original?
Comedian Stewart Lee had a great line about Dan Brown.
“Dan Brown writes sentences like: ‘The famous man looked at the red cup’”
Dan Brown is the kind of shithead who promotes anti-intellectualism.
Make them stupid and fat and we’ll control them.
That’s exactly how they ended up with Celia Ahern’s bukes.
Marian Keyes, too. And, I think, Maeve Binchy.
It’s a good method, and Random House have no intention of dropping it.
An infinite number of monkeys using an infinite number of typewriters for an infinite amount of time, could not produce the complete work of Shakespeare, unless they have read it.
karl pilkington
They’d stand no chance at all with a cultural history of holes.
Even Joyce himself never attempted ‘Holes’. And he was fairly hairy if you remember the ‘tash…
Time for a smoke.
Anyway I’ve never seen a monkey able to use tippex. They can’t deal with the little screwtop and in fairness unless its a new bottle they do tend to stick.
Pretty unfair on monkey-authors if you ask me.
Sorry about mixing work with pleasure there with my German address and my Irish one.
Just in case anyone thinks I’m suffering from Paranoid Fritzophenia.
Let Them Eat Cheese.
I suppose you heard Fianna Fail are going to give out free cheese to appease the nation.
Sweet Baby Cheeses.
If the infinity of monkeys did produce
an MacBeth would we know about it if we did
not read it?
They wrote Planet of the Apes.
Cheetah wrote an autobiography. Not so much as a postcard from Tarzan or Jane.
Shakespeare didn’t write planet of the apes , HM
“Man flees with Mother’s body”
Ireland’s Psycho?
http://www.independent.ie/national-news/man-flees-with-mothers-body-2409326.html
Probably just revelling in the unusual silence.
The WereMonkeys are on strike btw. They are tired of writing Jon Stewarts lines for peanuts
I remember I had to go to the cinema to see the Dan Brown film, not de Da Davinci ciode, the other one. Anyhow. For the previous 6 months or so I was going to the cinema beside pearse street pig-pen and The Lighthouse Cinema etc to see what I’d consider films worth seeing. The films that I considered worth seeing, like The Killer Inside Me, The Prophet etc were playing to an audience of 5 to 10 people. When I walked in to Swords cinema to see that shit dan brown shitfest there was a sea of people in it. hundreds. watching pure fucking drivel. Makes you wonder about the vast majority of people. Are we thick cunts for not engaging with x-factor, eastenders etc?
The cinema was spilling over with people to watch pure fucking shit. That scorttish dude who was in trainspotting was in it.
Which gets me thing of spoons again
http://www.romegiftshop.com/souvenirspoons.html
I doubt that monkeys would produce the works of Dan Brown. They’re much more evolved than that.
“Man flees with Mother’s body”
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404 – body not found
Heh, paranoid Fritzophenia. How long have you been working on that one?
Appealing to the lowest common denominator is a surer way of making money. Look at macdonalds. Or fianna fail. Or bobble fucking head Joe Duffy.
Jo: ‘Heh, paranoid Fritzophenia. How long have you been working on that one?’
Not very long. Many hands make light work. I/Us/We wish you a very merry weekend.
Would monkeys come up with a free cheese scheme?
shakes head*
free cheese…
Someone email the Depratment of Finance.
‘Dear M Linehan,
Ook ook ok oook oook cheese, ook ook? Oook Ooh ooh ooh…’
his cheese thing reminds me of the joe jacobs iodine tablet thing. more fianna fail shite.
Ay me, I have no money to bring my child to the doctor or pay my mortgage… I have thousands of debt and I … oh! A Cheeze String!!
When the air whistle blows, each family member unwrap your Emergency Extra Cyanide Easy Single…
Wait ’til Wallace and Grommit find out. They’ll be over here in a shot.
Fianna Fail have said it will save thousands for the emergency services because now the poor can be detected by dogs from at least thirty five miles away.
Dail Dairy Slices. The Olfactory Oireachtas. Senate Slices.
Thought I might as well make a start on the puns …
That monkeys+typewriters thing was tried out in a controlled experiment at a university lab in Ann Arbor, Michigan in 1967.
There were five chimps, five gorillas, five orang utans, five baboons, five rhesus monkeys, five spider monkeys and five gibbons.
They were each given a brand new Remington typewriter loaded with a blank sheet of white paper.
A few days into the experiment an early animal rights, anti-vivsectionist group from Chicago broke into the lab and freed the monkeys.
The scientists were surprised to find that the only thing written on the blank sheets of paper was by the baboons.
It was… red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump red rump…
Dáilíe!
It’s emmenthal idea but it might just work.
Ahhahha, my friend just asked,
Will cheese be means tested? God, I hope I make the cut…
Typical of these elite FF politicians to patronise the poor like this. We couldn’t all afford to go to Gorgonzola.
A new state agency for food and energy, courtesy of the Greens, to be called Bord Cáis.
I reckon its a con. They had to have some way of getting rid of the 3,932,000 copies of Bertie Ahern’s biography so they are pulping them and chucking in a bit of yellow die.
Edam them Krafty eFFers for thinking they could win us over so easy-single.
Couldn’t agruyere more.
Oh stop you’re whining and fucking realize how good you have it … cheez !
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2010/1105/breaking33.html
Gouda you to say so.
Might I say in defence of the cheese that I’ve sampled it and it’s very nice. If you’re fond of a mature red cheddar you could do worse.
I’m sure you could pay your doctor with cheese Jo. Just ask him Caerphilly.
of fuck it – this one
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/frontpage/2010/1105/1224282726984.html?via=mr
*blushes”
They don’t give a damn but they do give edam.
I don’t know if cheese will keep them away from the doctors surgery.
I know an Applewood.
*ahem*
Ahern still going for the Presidency?
CAMEMBERT!
bertie
http://www.dublinpeople.com/content/view/3886/57/
Ugh. Of course it’s not just Bertie who’s the problem, but he’s a good posterchild. You know, a posterchild for immoral, sense of entitlement, luxury chauffered car driven, corrupt, shameless politicians.
chalk and cheese Jo – bert and us .
So proof positive that the laws of the land apply only to the ordinary citizens, while the elite, ie. the politicians, can break every law in the book and never have to explain, comply, or apologise.
So just as we really thought, then.
Cheese me hole!
In the matter of the typing monkeys, the first thought that came to me was…Jeffrey Archer.
Surely, based on the original principle, the monkeys would eventually type every possible combination of words, including Shakespeare and Jeffrey Archer.
What a depressing thought, to match my other depressing thoughts.
Damn you, FF, you rotten bastards!
Agh, I can’t say it. But I bet someone else will.
Dangerous proximity of cheese and hole there, Silla.
Chalk it up to experience, Sniffle…
Yes Jo. I envisage a Delicatessen section to ‘In Praise of Holes’.
No chef can operate without holes. As vital as seasoning if not more so.
time for stout
I fucking love Crackerbarrel cheese.
It is a roomful of monkeys with typwriters that produce the speaches you hear coming from the teleprompter of O’Buma. This successful use of monkeys has led Mevery time you hear a speach from the teleprompter of O’Buma. Other evidence of If you want to know what the works of a roomful of monkeys with typewriters listen to the speaches that O’Buma rattles off from his teleprompter. Yes, they write his speaches and send them to his teleprompter. Or for that matter, any speach you hear from from the loony left.
I fucking hate Pee’s smegma faced daughter Beverly Cheesy Grin.
Looney left? Hah. You don’t know ‘Left’. You’re too far gone. Loco, you do know that America is declining rapidly don’t you? It’s not because of Obama or even Bush, it’s because you taught the world how to be you.
And now we are.
LL, have you wandered onto the wrong site?
Maybe the KKK site would be more to your liking, where you would meet like-minded meatheads.
Away with you, and bother us no more.
I didn’t think monkeys could write until that post from Loco.
Loco you know that Ford F250 you probably drive?
Built in Mexico.
You know that Toyota your Mexican pool cleaner drives?
Built in America.
The world is global now. National identities and races mean nothing. Community is the way forward. Get to know your neighbours and some day if your house catches fire, they’ll be the first ones with a ladder to your bedroom window.
Loco, why do you imagine for a moment that we care about America and Obama.
We’re drowning here and you’re worried about the colour (or ‘color’ to you) of your lifeboat captain.
We don’t fucking care.
It’s a shame that Holemaster knows more about Loco’s situation than Loco does. It’s probably good that Loco demonstrates the moronic mantras of know-nothing right wingers here so you can see how that constituency has been nurtured and built over the last couple of decades. The same thing is building in Ireland. I meet ordinary people every day who rave about imaginary threats they have heard from liars like Ann Coulter, Bill O’Rielly, Beck, Hannity, Savage, Limbaugh et al. Nobody cares to learn anything about it, they prefer to get angry instantly and accept it as part of their reality. It makes it easier when they are bigots in the first place.
HM. Loco doesn’t have a Ford or a pool. He wants the pool cleaning job but he wants to get paid 4 times more than the Mexican (who he wants beaten and deported) He shops at Walmart where everything is made in China (and Mexico) and the employees are fired for even discussing collective bargaining or representation. He rails against government mandated health care while his teeth rot. And the people he votes for are the ones that put him in that situation.
It’s fuckin sad.
Loco doesn’t need to know the truth in his head. He feels the truth in his heart.
When his party is in charge government will be small enoughto fit into the bedroom, books will be burned, muslims and gays put in concentration camps and rape victims will be forced to give birth to the babies resulting from those rapes.
One nation, under god with slavery, christianity and equal justice for all corporations.
So they’re handing out free cheese now, but get this, no fuckin crackers. Typical.
Well, I think most Americans are incapable of independent thought, and always think the answer to their problems is out there somewhere, and someone can fix everything for them, therapists, life style gurus, quacks, dog psychologists, children on sedatives, all that mad stuff. Look how they treat non-rich people, just remember Hurricane Katrina.
They don’t get it, that the rest of the world just wants them to go away and shut up.
Say “Cheese!”
I find them tedious in the extreme, and we in Ireland have been americanized against our will and in a sneaky way, so most eejits think it’s their idea. ( See Exposay, TV3. Or better again, don’t.)
On mainland Europe, they ignore America, and are far better off for it. The shenanigans of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton et al do not even register, so if I can convince Mr Silla of the virtues of living in Amsterdam, we’re off!
Pray for the success of my mission, Twentyites!
Well Chuck (or whatever stupid name) you’ve been coming to see me every week for a year to talk about your anxieties and worries and to see if this all stems from something.
Well, Chuck, it seems you’re an American.
Although truth be told, I am very fond of Americans, as in the individual people as opposed to the national mindset. Generally friendly, funny, warm and very polite.
Yes! Where’s the crackers!!
I totally care about Obama and who has the upper hand in the States, and whether or not the Yokels and Republicans are controlling my world or the educated, open hearted people are winning. We are far more controlled by the US than anything here, it does matter to us.
The only American I care about and would be interested in talking to is George Clooney, at a pinch I’d settle for Brad Pitt, but that’s a whole other conversation.
Psst Loco, let me tell you about the Teaparty. It’s not an organic movement. It’s just a group of people who have been funded by business interests and placated with a washing list of different ‘demands’ (They can’t even agree amongst themselves what they stand for).
They will be used to pass favorable legislation for big business if they ever get power whilst the social fabric and infrastructures of the country rots. If they get their way, everything will be privatised and if you can’t afford that operation for your kid, “tough shit buddy”.
It will be disastrous for regular people, but all these simpletons with their miniature flags lack some very simple comprehension skills.
APU, doesn’t that nightmare scenario that you describe already exist in the US?
To a certain extent absolutely, but these arseholes want to put it in hyperdrive.
APU is correct. The nightmare is still in the making.
Be careful Silla for fear you wander too far to the extreme…
“I think most Americans are incapable of independent thought” seems a bit iffy really. They’re no different than anyone else. The resources spent on distracting them versus the spent on educating might be the difference.
If you are capable of independent thought it shouldn’t be necessary to emigrate to Europe for fear of being Americanized. But if you must, I think Paris might be a good fit foryou. They’re much too open-minded in Amsterdam.
Mosheen, kiss my arse!
In that case, have a save trip.
oops.. safe
Silla, if you’re genuinely serious about this emigration to Holland I’d really recommend you to avoid both Amsterdam and Rotterdam.
You get all the experience of living in a great, liberal country with all the perks like the coffeeshops in other medium sized cities like Eindhoven, Leiden, Tilburg, Breda etc without all the scummy elements congregating in Amsterdam alongside all the American and British tourists. Rotterdam is a port town and just a kip.
I can feel the love pouring over me from all of you poor loons on the left. You must be gifted with extrodinary psychic insight to enable you to read my mind from so great a distance. Nowhere have I resorted to bigotry of any sort. On the other hand, you call me all sorts of names and then you denigrate America because you hate the sensible things that I say. You should find mirrors and see who the real bigots are. But I realize that you are coming from the left therefore I expect nothing better from you considering that you’re the product of brainwashing instead of education. Nice photo of Bush at the top, but the one posted by O’Sullvan of O’Buma trying to type Shakspear is more in character. Seems that he was one of the writers in the room after all.
There are plenty of intellectual, academic, intelligent, creative, loving, accepting, excellent Americans – members of my family included.
But, as my mother once put it, you don’t understand how stupid stupid Americans are.
Here’s one of the former, with two great songs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du3WhHrrNgs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chaP4MCXp4w
Loco, your halo is in the post.
ASU, I already spend a lot of time in Amsterdam as I have friends who have been living there since the 70s, and I really like it there. The city has been cleaned up a lot in recent years, the junkie element is nowhere near as bad as Dublin, the tourists mostly hang around the red light district, and the rest of the people just live their life in a user friendly beautiful city.
They have even rescinded the smoking ban, cos no-one obeyed it! There’s proof of civilisation, if ever there was one.
People power!
However, I will check out the places that you mentioned, it’s great to get tips from someone who has been there. Ta!
Can everyone leave poor Loco alone.
We need to understand in dealing with people like LocoLobo that he is always a poor victim, even when he is using derogatoey language to describe people of alternative political persuasions, colour or religion, and will hapily wear this victimhood on his sleeve for all to see.
Side effects of his illness are reduced blood flow to the thinking centres of the brain, violent vomiting all over message boards, and sticking his fingers in his ears and shouting la-la-la-la when attempts are made to reason with him.
*derogatory
I’m thinking don’t feed the troll, because I think the la-la-la-la-la is stronger than any of us or our ahem* powers of rational persuasion and debate.
Nailed it, Icarus
thanks for Randy Newman Jo. I like Sail Away and will check the dude out. Love the fact he’s on the whistle test and finally..when I’d heard his name mentioned over the years I always assumed he was black.
this radio show is fantastic; put on your favourites. I started ewith “The first global economy 1450-1600
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00nrtd2/series
loco; I recommend you start here with serie 1/5; the akan drum
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00tnklj
Is this your website Loco ?
(NOT for the faint hearted )
http://irateirishman.com/blog/
It’s hard to believe that people who think like irateirishman really exist. That kind of rubbish gives t’internet a bad name.
Obviously Loco is not alone, we should pity them, really.
I know I shouldn’t. I know. But I’m breaking my bollix laughing at the headlines on there maggot
itchy – some white people from New Orleans are black on the inside….
Check out Short People.
He’s been doing soundtracks for a lot of years now, but the early stuff is sooooo good.
Randy Newman is a legend, he used to be on British telly in the 70s, Short People is one of his most famous songs, I’d say. It’s brilliant.
It’s mad that people are starting to listen to him again, it’s true that if you wait long enough, everything comes around again!
I don’t know if that’s the case, I’ve been listening to him since I was a kid – parents, doncha know.
Anyone else like Cake Boss on Discovery Real Time?
I think he’s cool, the cakes are fab!!
dunno cake boss but
oh my god.
git. where are you?
look who is on jools tonight
http://www.bbc.co.uk/later/
did anybody see it on tuesday night?
Itchy, €38.50 is roughly double the price I’m prepared to pay to see anyone.
Even you.
Or MIA.
Unless I can pull a freebie I might not be seeing you there.
That’s scandalous.
Itchy, that video is not available in my area. I’m so sick of hearing that.
Who is he?
it’s not available here. just showing the line-up jo. mia, eric clapton*cough, kings of leon (geebags -’scuse the language ladies) and 2 bands that look like they could be worth it mia is singing out of tune on here tuesday. i think sg will like the band
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF7Ms7GWp_k
i can’t decide which group is shittier; westlife or the kings of leon
it is expensive git I agrree but from I seee and hear so far she’s bringing a big crew and band. crystal castles was 20 bucks but just the 2 of them.
wedding present playing soon and they’re 20 bucks..I think. mug otd for the sponds*. he strolls along the dodder in the a.m.
* why am I speaking Dub?
Should read:
Is there any reason why, if you got a toom full of monkeys with a room full of computers on the Twenty Major Forum, they wouldn’t produce the works of Dan Brown instead of Shakespeare?” No reason at all. :)
Itchy, I can’t remember the last time I ever witnessed someone singing so badly as that MIA clip. I wouldn’t go to see her on a free ticket, never mind paying.
I won’t be there.
I admire any artist who brings politics into their music, whether I agree with them or not.
The music still comes first, and she wasn’t even trying.
Anne, I love your stuff. You’re bang on.
Never go away, seriously.
she retrieved the situation with a bang performing born free at the end git. i’ll post it when i burn it.
here’s some catholic church shit instead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VABSoHYQr6k
That’s brilliant Itchy.
Where’s it from? I’ve seen the whole Louis CK series (I think), but I don’t remember that bit.
https://eztv.it/shows/385/louie/
We should embrace loco and guide him towards the light of our lord Jesus Christ.
I am fucking locked by the way.
someone told me about that one git, dunno much about it/him
*scrambling off to the scratcher, hm has found god. and he’s locked. trouble.
Heh- that Louis CK thing is brilliant Itchy. Ta and I’ll look up the rest of his stuff…
hmm. i recorded jools to my dvd recorder, burned it to disc, bunged it into the cd player on my laptop but it’s not recognising it, then “attempted” to upload onto my own youtube account but failed miserably.
someone else much more technically aware did though. I noticed last night the reason why she made a bags of the song that she did with specails earlier; she has that look in her that she had a very large spliff. she looks very stoned and still managed to pull it out of the fire with born free. plus, that girl on keyboards…wow. who she? she’s gorgeous.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZQJaG7Zer0
Hey itchy, you must have failed to ‘FINALISE’ the DVD after you burned it. Put it back in the DVD recorder and look for the finalise setting.
G’luck.
i did that crank. i think this laptop is a bit of a stroppy fuck. I checked just there by playing a copy somebody made for me of an early mia album just now and it plays(cd-) but it doesn’t play the dvd which I recorded to dvd-. I did finalise etc (I’m used to copying from my dvd recorder to dvd’s becasue i impose all my tv viewing on my friends,,, who don’t call me anymore…I wonder…
this is my goof off at the moment
http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/videogallery/index.html?collection_id=14483&media_id=26429521&module=homepage
i was going to leave a message about it landing badly on fianna fail hq but then i thought “it’s the yanks, no humour, i’ll end up in gitmo and brian lenihan will still be talking shit and the plebs will still be eating it”
so i didn’t leave a message
Yeah, you’re only allowed to leave some sort of variation of “that’s great, I wish nasa was a person so I could take his balls in my mouth” etc etc
So it wasn’t the bleeding obvious then Itchy. Now you’re into ‘it could be one of a hundred different things’ territory. You may ask the room full of monkeys, I’m afraid.
Or drop test it.
I think it could be time for an itchybollix tv channel crank. I’d interview Brian Lenihan, Bertie Ahern, Beverly Cooper-Flynn, Brian Cowen with a cattle-prod. All those B’s. How can the greens work with cunts like those listed above. and that’s only a couple. Ned O’Keefe, John O’Donoghue, Willie O’Dea. Holy fuck. So many cunts. Mary Coughlan, Mary Harney, Mary Hanafin. Jesus. Back to the beeb. It’s all too much to think about. And then there’s dick-cheese Brendan Smith. Not forgetting religious freak-thug Dermot Ahern and the fianna fail pimps jackie-healy rae and Michaal Lowry. This country is controlled by cunts, I want to be german.
Zat can be arranged. Soon you vill all be gut little Deutchslanders. Ve too haff our amusink little leprechauner dancing. Ja.
Itchy, a present for you;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeTkxy-sid8
eh. i’ve posted that link about, like 10 times git? – heh
eh, again. but this time I’m not joking.
No surprise that the “out of touch” Marian Finucane has had, get this, Celia Larkin discussing topics including banking on her show. An Finucane is the one who coughs and splutters through her show. I’m coughing and spluttering too. Marian Finucane and Celia Larkin walked into a bar. The barman said “Nooooooooooooooo”
With an imf knock on the door Marian Finucane (mary coughlan), pat kenny (willie o’dea), ryan turbidy (chris de burgh) will leave rte and join Newstalk. Or Phantom. On a salary of €500,000+, as they are on now. The IMF would tell the government to slash costs. And, because finucane, Pat Kenny and Ryan Turbridy (Chris de Burgh) are such stars they’ll leave rte and join Q102 on 500 grand a year.
RTE and FF walk into a bar. The barman said saluted.
the barman saluted. not Said saluted, i was going to say said but then. ye get the gist. rte makes me puke as much as ff. they’re fucking shit. finucane said “jeepers” yesterday when a bookie said to her that the elite in this sewer should have a 60% pay cut. “Jeepers”. that means her. the coughing and spluttering spoofer.
time to restore some sanity with the dk’s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni4d7TD-hNo&feature=related
Ze Irish are so very kind to political mattresses. Your Fraulein Larkin gets a zalary from a newspaper, ja?
Eva Braun got dead. But zen Eva Braun was dangerous.So.
She made great razors though.
dangers of facebook – someone I know apparently ‘likes Jedward and Enda Kenny’. A damning announcement.
i presume celia larkin does get a salary which she uses to pay back the 30 g’s which her life -partner gave to her as a loan from his local cumann. and which he told all the cumann members about. A few years after. When it came out in a tribual of enquiry.
why is rte giving her airtime? that’s a sick joke.
Last thing I heard of Celia Larkin, she was on Liveline whining about her business going bust, and apologising to people who had paid in advance.
During the summer, I was on a ferry from Holyhead to Dublin, when my hubby pointed out a plaque on the wall of the lounge, saying the ship was launched by the same Celia, and I had to be restrained from ripping it off the wall. More evidence of cronyism, apparently she was on the board of the port and docks.
She must be a legendary fuck.
jesus christ captain..
that’s interesting silla, I’ll bank that info.
bertie also lumped her onto another board to do with consumer affairs where she got a nice few quid. the interview was “Hi. I’m Celia. Bertie is my life -partner”. jobs for de boys. speaking of which – where’s joe burke these days. haven’t heard anything about him since
http://www.independent.ie/opinion/analysis/crisis-team-swing-into-action-amid-lurid-rumours-1261229.html
Dirt birds, the lot of them!
I recall news of Celia ‘The Mattress’ Larkin being invited to a Macra Na Feirme do as a lifestyle coach.
I wouldn’t have minded being a fly on the wall at that gig.
“Now girls- there’s a lot of money to be made on one’s knees. And I’m not talking about scrubbing the floor.”
Mrs Casey of Ballintubber MnF: “But how does that sorta thing empower females Celia?”
“It helps with the loan paperwork petal.”
Mrs Casey: “How?”
Celia: “You never have to sign it.”
“Seanie knows where the bodies are buried; Fingers knows who put them there”
- Anonymous
why do I have to listen to some cunt rattling a bowl of allbran around on her desk at 9.30 in the morning? HAVE YOUR BREAKFAST AT HOME YOU FUCK!
At least you have a job, itchy…