Taoiseach Brian Cowen said today that Ireland was at ‘low risk’ from terrorists and people could buy printer ink in safety.
“Sure why would any Arabians come here and blow things up when we’re wrecking the place from the inside out?”
Not even O’Sama Bín Laytown could be arsed.
Al-Bin Cowen is their top operative here so it seems. Mission accomplished it seems…
Jim McDaid has joined Al Qaeda. On a ministerial pension.
What has printer ink got to do with anything? Is is some kind of McGuyver thing?
Why am I awaiting moderation? Just asking like!
The Fianna Fail guy on Prime Time,Peter Power – I want to meet his dealer. He’s on a different planet. And 150k a year. Plus expenses. And a pension. That, in a nutshell, sums up the reason why the government, and the opposition, keep saying that public service pay and pensions will not be reduced. Miriam O’Callaghan asked him what his favourite colour was.
*nod to poster who posted fintan o’toole article earlier.
Heh heh, latest gem from Sil the Sexist:
“As always, I work without interruption and if occasionally I happen to look a beautiful girl in the face, it’s better to like beautiful girls than to be gay”
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2010/1102/breaking37.html
Such an odd man.
What if you’re a lesbian? Then you can like beautiful girls and be gay. Some feel it’s the best world to be in.
So… printer ink? Full of anthrax? Liable to print out ‘all work and no drink make Brian something something’ repeatedly?
I see you haven’t quit than Twenty. Rumours of your demise are blahdeblahdeblah there Oscar.
“What if you’re a lesbian? Then you can like beautiful girls and be gay. Some feel it’s the best world to be in.”
I wholeheartedly agree Jo.
Can I watch?
Sincerely,
S. Berlusconi.
I don’t think he’d ask so politely, I think he’d demand a show.
Lung, I forgot about your blog. Must go trawl your archives when I finish this pile o’ work.
More like a frank emission, of the vaporous kind, from his arse.
Talk authoritatively about something totally irrelevant, and you can do fuck all about.
On ya boyo Biffo
I got an early birthday present of a Rolex from two lesbian friends of mine. Guess they must’ve misunderstood when I said ‘I wanna watch’…
Two Lesbians walk into a bar,
one says to the other, ouch that hurt….