Free drugs

I know I’ve touched on this before but we were always told that when you left primary school and went into senior school you’d be the target for drug dealers.

As if somehow they knew the difference between a 12 year old in 6th class and a 13 year old in first year. I kept my eyes peeled for these dealy types but amazingly never encountered any until classmates became the dealy types and knew where to get hardcore cannabis.

Now drug dealers are giving away free drugs, but only if you live in the right part of Dublin.

It is a very worrying trend that inner city residents in private apartment complexes are being targeted with suspicious samples of so called ‘snow’, left outside the doors of their homes. There is no way of knowing what a small mound of white powder left on a piece of paper might be, it could be anything — arsenic, mephedrone or some other synthetic drug.

So says some chap from some drugs task force. Clearly the only way to find out is to snort it and see what happens. If it’s arsenic you’ll soon know.

Personally I admire the entrepreneurial spirit of these drug dealers, giving a bit of a taste to gain new customers. Oh, if small businesses had that kind of gumption we wouldn’t be in the mess we’re in blah blah blah.

Free drugs though, really? Slow news day, I suppose. It’s not like there’s much else going on.

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17 Responses to Free drugs

  1. SDaedalus says:

    It’s probably arsenic, left by someone who is fed up reading articles about the trials and tribulations of inner city apartment dwellers.

  2. itchybollix says:

    I notice the story is written by the lady who writes about her negative equity in the IFSC. I was sure it would be by that cunt Paul Williams blabbering on about “scumbags” etc. So is she saying she’s got a nice freebie dealer? lucky her.

    reminds me of the rally yesterday in washington designed to stop scare-mongering shit where this hilarious costume was on display

    Sunday Independent – de paper for irish fucktards, 100,000+ of them every sunday. dozy cunts.

    http://tinypic.com/r/2danerd/7

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/30/the-funniest-signs-at-the_n_776490.html

  3. Silla says:

    I think it’s hilarious that samples of gear are being left anywhere, as I well remember the dire warnings of being approached by dirty drug dealers, which of course never came to pass. I used to wait, hopefully, until, like yourself, Twenty, I made my own arrangements!

    All this scaremongering is getting on my wick, if you’re not being warned off Dirty Drugs, you’re being told everything will give you cancer, so you better have every inch of your body checked for deadly disease.
    My philosophy is if it doesn’t bother me, I won’t bother it.
    It’s all a great distraction from the shenanigans of the government, so no wonder they try to put the wind up people constantly!!

  4. itchybollix says:

    The brits appear to have a more laissez-faire attitude towards it. Swap Hanover Street for Kilburn and everything’sd fine.

    http://www.key103.co.uk/Article.asp?id=2004162&spid=25213

    One police officer said: “We’re hoping people will get tired and go home.”

    just remembering an episode with the sunday independent piece-of-shit rag from a couple of weeks ago after seeing Enron at The Gaeity. For some reason the two of us were still wandering around town at 2 a.m. We were in a shop and my friend picked up the sunday independent with the intent of buying it. I remember the face on him; I must have appeared quite mad to him – i just rattled out something like “PUTTHATFUCKINGSHITBACKYOUDON’TBUYTHATFUCKINGCRAPDOYOU?”

    And his face went into shock, he put it back. But. That means he buys it.

    Tony O’Reilly and Rupert Murdoch walked into a bar. The barman said “Sorry. No anti-democratic cunts allowed.”

  5. itchybollix says:

    ray burke got wads of cash left at his doorstep

    http://archives.tcm.ie/businesspost/2003/06/08/story969388299.asp

  6. on the dry says:

    time four stout

  7. on the dry says:

    might have eight or ten

  8. Poor old Alison O’Riordan and her negative equity. If things get much worse the poor cratur will be forced to ask her family for a loan. They are down to their last 26 cinemas across Ireland. Ochone, ochone, an iced-cream cone.

    She’s the granddaughter of Leo Ward who built up that cinema chain.

  9. Crank says:

    I remember being approached by a ‘pusher’in Stephen’s Green trying to sell me and my young friends ‘weed’. He seemed quite insulted that we wouldn’t buy the small amount of moss he’d scraped off a tree and put in a baggie.

  10. Robert (another one) says:

    Legalise it, regulate it, tax it, then shut the fuck up. Any questions?

  11. Loco Lobo says:

    As you said ma man, there might be arsenic or other unsavery chemical mixtures left at the doors of potential users. Some of those who leave this shit are killers who get their jollies doing these things. Others have a more scientific reason, they are testing to find out if Darwin was right. Those stupid enough to snort a line are those who are proving that he was. It’s weeding out the less intelligent among the population.

  12. itchybollix says:

    It’s pretty obvious that somebody left a party off their tits in hanover street and dropped their goodies by accident outside the door of (a) her apartment or (b) a neighbours apartment. The story, because it is a story, makes me think of the journalist in series 5 of the wire. No interview with apartment owners where the bags were “strategically placed” – read ” fell out my pocket in front of an apartment when I was rummaging around for my hash-bowl”. How do you strategically place something outside the door of an apartment?

    bullshitty, zero fact type of story that paul williams would be proud of. total bullshit.

  13. Jo says:

    Clearly, it was left by the Coke Fairy, sprinkling magic powder from his bag. Do none of these journalists read their Lore anymore? What way are people being brought up??

  14. porridge says:

    every kid’s dream – to wake up, look out the window and see snow everywhere

  15. Conan Drumm says:

    Eight months time… the circuit criminal court..

    Yer honour, dat wasn’t my drugs, yer honour… der was someone leaving drugs outside people’s flats all over the gaff… it was in de papers an’all… I only brought it in de flat in case one of de childer wud pick it up, like…

  16. MM says:

    I was intigued to see in the article that “snow blow” now has the same illegal status as cocaine, hash and heroine (sic). About time they outlawed these female types…

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