So Liveline is going mental at this video of a chap called Vincent Keaney dancing on Charlie Haughey’s grave.
The dancing starts at around 7′, here’s a quick GIF if you can’t view YouTube in work.
Dance motherfucker!
Image via @JoeLeogue
Many people are outraged over the fact a man’s grave is being danced on. Talk of ‘sacred ground’ and ‘respect for the dead’ and all that.
Personally I wouldn’t dance on anyone’s grave unless I had something to do with putting them in there in the first place but the one thing people should stop and think about, before they criticise Vincent Keaney, is that if you’re not a huge, corrupt cunt who shamelessly flaunts the wealth you get by thieving from the Irish people and presiding over a massively dishonest government then people are probably not inclined to dance on your grave when you die.
You steals your money, you takes your dances.
And given the fraud this current lot have enabled they’d all want to be thinking cremation. Dancing would be the least of their worries.
i like his reference to cromwell – ther’d be many in line for post mortem lynching in this town!
Not a nice thing to do…each to their own.
One thing that baffles me is why has CAB hasn’t gone after Haugheys ill gotten gains after he passed away, but chased the Generals family for whatever was left of his.
Two tiered justice, one for the rich and connected, and jail for those who don’t pay their TV licence. A joke of system.
Charlie Haughey has a great deal of responsibility for the current crop of criminals that pass for politicians, fair play to yer man for dancing on the crooks grave, he deserves it!
Maybe all the robbed money he left will offer a crumb of comfort to his ‘poor’ family!
Haughey gave birth to Bertie Ahern.
As much as I hate what he stood for, I feel for his Missus. Not nice for her to hear about that.
People will say it’s offensive. I say robbing your country of it’s wealth for yourself and your mates is more offensive.
“People will say it’s offensive. I say robbing your country of it’s wealth for yourself and your mates is more offensive.”
Bingo.
I’d prefer to dig every FF leader up and ceremonially fire the cunts out of a cannon off the cliffs of moher.
Not meaning any disrespect like.
The only problem with dancing on Haughey’s grave is the slight risk that you might wake the fucker up.
Fuck Haughey and his missus – it’s not like she didn’t know what was going on.
Also – yer man dancing up there is the spit of Jim Broadbent (at least in the .gif)
“That’s me way man, that’s me way.”
Shame he didn’t go the whole hog and complete proceedings by taking a nice big sh1t on the grave too
who is said champion of the little man? only reference to a vincent keaney I can find relates to a lottery win and failed titanic themed pub.
Same fella apparently.
Joe Duffy kept mentioning the fact “he won a million pound on de lotto”
Nah, Other Ron. She can’t be blamed for her husband’s crimes. Same as your family can’t be blamed for your own wrong doings.
Haughey was his own entity and that entity will carry all of his legacy, undiluted, stained with the hardship inflicted on his own fellow countrymen. His greed and vanity slashed and lacerated honesty and trust like a machete in the hands of a mad man.
twenty – someone should bury joe duffy alive and dance on his grave..
‘did dey dance on yer gravue jo, dats shockin so it is…’
(ok, thats a bit extreme- sorry liveline fans!)
That’s the best Irish Dancing I’ve ever seen. He makes Michael Flatley look like a total amateur
I wonder is he available for horse races, marathons etc…
HM , many vocal haughy apologists out there – his worst legacy is that he divided our house. Unutterably a cunt.
Deserves no respect. Think of how apologetic and modest his spawn have been.
Charlie was always more chav than charvet
I don’t buy the woo/respect the dead end of it either, but honestly, the only people this hurts are the remaining living Haugheys, so not a particularly nice thing to do.
The thing is, the rest of the Haugheys are fucking cunts too.
Especially Bertie Haughey
Fair play to him, Haughey was a thief and laid the ground for all the FFers who saw this country as their piggy-bank.
Fuck him.
hahaha. I recommend some necrophilia too. Might hear thanks big fella from the cunt again. Haugheys are cunts, as are their hanger-onners..if there is such a word.
The 28 million which his family got for the land in kinsealy should be confiscated. Might have happened too if Harney didn’t save his scummy hole
Maybe they should rename it The Fianna Haughey Legacy Party, as the members are now reaping what Haughey sowed. But as they all got well rewarded for their loyalty to Mein Fuhrer, they all deserve to die roaring!
Unfortunately the rest of us are also dealing with the rotten Haughey legacy, and seeing Bertie and the rest of them hobnobbing with other moneyed cunts when they should all be in Mountjoy is sickening.
Dancing on a grave is nothing in comparison to the outright evil Haughey did,
That’s cheered me right up, seeing yer man dance. Now if he could be persuaded to use Cowen as a trampoline and Harney as a bouncy castle my day would be made.
He can use Bertie to practice his high kicks.
I don’t know why, but when I read the title and the first sentence, I head Joe Duffy’s voice saying “mother of God”.
It just shows you what will happen if anyone really takes any action in this country. Once you upset the status quo here, people get nervous and upset and circle the wagons.
Everyone might want to storm the Dáil and throw the cunts out at gunpoint but if anyone actually tries it, they’ll be shot dead on the spot and if they survive it, they’ll be public enemy number one.
We’re all talk.
HM – I didn’t hear Joe Duffy bitchin’ but I did notice only 300 people have viewed the clip so as usual the masses are bleating about shit they haven’t read or seen.
What way was the split of the crowd on the show? 50/50 or 80/20?
I think people are getting the will to push on this shit lately HM. I noticed Lung was even starting on aliens earlier
YouTube videos take a while for stats to update – generally you see 300 or so for 24 hours, then you get the real figure
ah crap
Like it’s bothering the cunt getting danced on.
“Haughey gave birth to Bertie Ahern”
Haughey begat Ahern,
Haughey begat Lawlor,
Haughey begat Burke,
Haughey begat Wright,
Haughey begat Traynor,
Haughey begat Ansbacher,
Haughey begat Doherty,
Haughey begat blank cheques,
Haughey begat Lenihan,
Haughey begat Flynn,
Haughey begat Cooper-Flynn,
Haughey begat McSharry,
Haughey begat pato’connorpato’connor,
Haughey begat tribunals,
Haughey begat the phrase “there is not a scintilla of evidence” which was his way of saying ‘ye’ve got nuthin on me, suckers.’
There isn’t a single foul odour in the Irish body politic that cannot be traced by to Charles J Haughey. As corrupt, cynical and criminal a leader as this country has ever had. Dance on. And if the Huaghey family have any feelings about the matter they can tell us the truth of all the dealings that made them so wealthy, and kept the family helicopter company afloat.
n1 conan. I particularly like the ref to O’connor who was caught voting twice. nothing happened there either.
and don’t don’t forget albert reynolds. and don’t forget passports-for-sale. and o’connell, the health minister.
and, and, and
good list conan
welcome to nigeria
I remember watching the riots in Tirana, capital of Albania when their national investments scheme collapsed and country was bankrupt.
I thought to myself, what a corrupt backward place that is.
And now here we are.
I forgot his begatting of Gene Fitzgerald, the most ill-qualified Min for Finance until Cowen bobbled into the role.
Top begatting Conan
Somehow it reminded me to look up Hunter S. Thompson’s obituary for Richard Nixon.
When it’s Bertie’s turn to kick the bucket, I hope he gets dragged from the hearse during the inevitable televised funeral cortege, and his body gets a good dancing on, before being dumped into a grinder.
Excellent! Below is the write up for my three paintings I have in the foyer of Westport library.
FREEDOM FOR THE PEOPLE OF IRELAND
1 The Kiss Of Silence : The crosses are for the ones who didn’t survive the mental abuse of primary and secondary school. I knew quite a lot and I suppose if we all think about we all know somebody who got a hard time in primary and secondary school who are not with us today. This has not been touched upon yet.
2 Light at the end of the corridor for a new Constitution : I feel we need to separate church and state sooner rather than later,
3 Grand Sham Ireland 2009 (collage) Unframed, because we are framed enough.
I feel that this part of our society has not been addressed. I’m not looking for inquiries because each one of us who was educated by one of the above knows of somebody who was abused by beating, mental torture and so on. So let us stand up and say we’ve had enough of church and state 2009, because I know I have. They talk of reform but to me it’s just talk. We need to pull the roots of these two organizations and start afresh. And that also means the other political parties as they are not much better.
Since I did this collage I think things have got even worse, when Brian Cowen is being questioned about treason in the Dail by Eamon Gilmore. I think the same applies to the three men in this collage.
have found the perfect visual analogy for nama and the irish people
http://gizmodo.com/5632751/how-not-to-fire-a-watermelon-out-of-a-huge-slingshot
fianna fail are the presenter, the jesters the green party
I thought the most offensive thing about that spat was when Cowen was accused of economic treason he had a hissy-fit over the word treason rather than the hissy-fit he should have taken for running the economy of ireland into the wall. Lenihan with his partiotic duty historical bullshit and Cowen taking offence over a word associated with devalera/collins. Just shows you where their priorities lie. The Party. FF and FF voters are cunts.
nice melons everywhere
heh
thanks Larry
If the right people had been in charge of Nixon’s funeral, his casket would have been launched into one of those open-sewage canals that empty into the ocean just south of Los Angeles.
hahah
it gets better and better
If the right people had been in charge of Nixon’s funeral, his casket would have been launched into one of those open-sewage canals that empty into the ocean just south of Los Angeles. He was a swine of a man and a jabbering dupe of a president. Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. Even his funeral was illegal. He was queer in the deepest way. His body should have been burned in a trash bin.
These are harsh words for a man only recently canonized by President Clinton and my old friend George McGovern — but I have written worse things about Nixon, many times, and the record will show that I kicked him repeatedly long before he went down. I beat him like a mad dog with mange every time I got a chance, and I am proud of it. He was scum
I mentioned BArbara Kingsolver’s book, the Lacuna – contains a fictionalised account of a McCarthy/Nixon ‘communist’ accusation interrogation – I presume it’s based on transcripts – that and the way the common people took the witchhunts to heart would make your blood run cold.
My mother told me she was shopping in Greystones when Charlie H came down the street talking to people, shaking hands. She was in a little delicatessen and he came in – my brother was an infant at the time and she suddenly thought with horror, ‘oh no, Charlie Haughey is going to kiss my baby!’ So when he came over, she just turned away and shielded him with her body :)
All the other women in their shook hands and gushed, and then cursed him as soon as he was out the door, and told her, ‘Oh you did right’.
Thankfully a little old lady then bet him round the place with her handbag as he went on down the town.
Apologies if I told that one before.
If a mad lesbian can piss in a police cell then why couldn’t that man have poohed on Huaghey ?
Immodium but forgot the senekot ?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-11231361
“he sold his country and loath his kind”
Would be great if he just curled out a steamin pile there and then
Defecate AND desecrate. Interesting.
There’s no lesbians down here maggot
http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/local/3942952/Meter-reader-leaves-unwelcome-calling-card
You could invent a whole new verb.
“A man today filmed himself Defesecrating on the grave of Bertie Ahern … who isn’t even dead yet”
You could invent a whole new verb.
“A man today filmed himself Defesecrating on the grave of Bertie Ahern … who isn’t even dead yet”
Batter him through Drumcondra with balls of shite.
It would have to be a stuttery shite for Bertie, as a homage to the gaiety school of acting where he learnt his craft of mangling syntax. If and when I do it I’ll be humming this one- it’s about the joys of a great shite. also on that album if my memory is right were the songs – my own urine and puss. great album
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_FOdoc-WNc
That’s a gem of a story itchy.
If Bertie does pop his clogs,i would love to take a shit in his grave before he goes in..Ill make it a 3 day festival immodium/senocot bender of a shite too…
On the Turd day he rose again..
Vincent Keaney is a dickhead, a loser in business, a man who didn’t turn up in court when there was a judgment against him.
Someone should dance on Sheola Keaney’s grave as revenge. They were related. See how he likes it.
http://www.independent.ie/national-news/sheolas-exboyfriend-charged-with-her-murder-89262.html
Yep, fair comparison I suppose.
A man who systematically robbed this country blind and ensured every bit of government was corrupted for the benefit of his family and friends, and a teenage girl who was strangled to death by a pervert.
fuck me. Sometimes my logical leaps take strange direction but that one trumps any I’ve done Brian
still on topic – Today Bria Cowen used the words, strategic, going forward and optimum period when discussing his latext cynning plan for Anglo Irish Bank
fuck me again. someone just take him aside and fuck him into the liffey
“fuck me again. someone just take him aside and fuck him into the liffey”
And with any luck his ability to float would be comparable with his ability to float banks.
Anyone who agreed with this cunt Kearney is a piece of classless shit.All you fucking losers bitching and moaning about how “You woz robbed” by big bad Haughey,when the real story is you are a bunch of talentless losers half of whom couldnt find your arse with both hands.Wake up shit for brains,you are just halfwits and losers trying to pin your miserable existance on a dead man…
Yeah, fuck off, dimwit.
yep. you right twenty. there was 300 views on that youtube clip when i looked wedenesday and 28k+ this a.m.
i retract my statement. crap
To quote John Keats’ “Stop traveller and piss” (on the grave)
To quote John Keats’ “Stop traveller and piss” (on the grave)
Wasn’t that Byron in a poem about Castlereigh? Could be mistaken
@ Ass-per-usual
Yes, the line of the poem goes:
“Here lies Castlereigh, stop traveller and piss”
I guess I should have typed:
‘Here lies CJ Haughey, stop punter and piss’
Dancing on it isn’t good enough. The whole thing, including Haughey’s rotten cadaver, should be scooped up by a big digger, put in a skip and brought to nearest landfill.
‘Patriot to his fingertips’ me bollocks!
LLLeave de LLLittle FFFella alone
“In the decadent world of the Austro-Hungarian empire before the first World War, it used to be said that just as a prostitute who charged high prices became a courtesan, a politician who couldn’t be bought for less than the price of a country estate was a statesman. In this sense, Charles Haughey was undoubtedly a great statesman.”
Fintan O Toole
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Yes You are correct Ireland was better off without this guy Haughey.If I had met him in a dark grove late at night knowing what he would do to this country I would have done my duty and I was no republican. I will tell you one thing he was no republican either. He was a charlatan albeit an intelligent one and he spawned a bunch of criminals in that party they called the Fail.
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