Some actor who was in American Pie got caught driving while drunk. He’s been sentenced to probation plus, get this, ’18 months of alcohol education classes’.
If the cunt can’t make a good Manhattan after that there’s no hope for him.
Some actor who was in American Pie got caught driving while drunk. He’s been sentenced to probation plus, get this, ’18 months of alcohol education classes’.
If the cunt can’t make a good Manhattan after that there’s no hope for him.
Was he driving a Chevy?
Or a pick-up truck?
*mumbling song in me head looking for a drink related line; i’ll stop now
He had to be drinkin’ whiskey and rye
right, I’m barring myself, this is dreadful
American Pie has to be one of the worst songs of all time.
It’s good that the film followed its lead.
I agree on the song and I haven’t seen the film, probably because I was doing my hair.
off topic
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http://gettingworse.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/sign-maker.jpg
A nonny free thread.
A relation of my mother woke up one morning after a feed of pints in the pub a few miles away. The thing is he was upside down inside his overturned car which was embedded in a hedgerow.
I assume the septic tank is allowed drive, and attend the classes, whilst (weird word) off-his-tits on prozac and valium with a gun on his hip. Beep, beep. Puritanical cunts.
HM – Blair has cancelled his gig in London. The more I see of him, the more he reminds me of a Serbian gangster.
What have you got against Serbian Gangsters ?
Founder member of ELO squished by a giant hay bale – what a cunt of a way to go.
That’s what too much rolling grass will do to you.
Just noticed that the worst film made Barb Wire as well as Pamela Anderson also stars “Jack Noseworthy” – great name
In other news Ronan Keating was hit by a car driven by a talent scout and Bono choked on his own puke while reading lyrics which he wrote like – “your father, he’s in charge in heaven, he made the world in seven.”
Nothing against Serbian gansters maggot but he does carry himself like one. Maniac grin, expensive suit, 6 minders, blood all over him and he reckons he’s doing gods work.
She’s on court in NY now. I’m off for a while; she is the dogs bollix.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AenUutXsuw&feature=fvsr
Sorry. I thought I was dreaming. I was listening to a programme on BBC World Service about the president of gambia when I read this and thought, Gambia sounds nice -
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2010/0907/1224278366164.html
I met the President of the Gambia some 30 odd years ago – a nice chap.
he’s a little bit dodgy maggot..
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p009hq89/Assignment_Happy_Birthday_Mr_President/
but I now understand what HM likes about Eva Morales
http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/programmes/2010/09/100906_outlook_miss_bolivia_politician.shtml
Different President Itchy – I met Dawda Jawara.
That’s alright then maggot. I’ll take your word for it that he was kosher.
Federer v Melzer up next in NY under the lights. Could be an upset here. A lefty, which Fed doesn’t like and Melzer is playing out of his skin this summer.
Here we go…Heinekin and Hot Dogs in Queens
Queens????
nobody drinks in queens, come out to Brooklyn and we will get proper drunk……
“American Pie has to be one of the worst songs of all time.”
Indeed, and there’s always some cunt on the bus who knows every single damn verse.
“Founder member of ELO squished by a giant hay bale – what a cunt of a way to go.” A bit of respect maggot. After all he was a living thing, a terrible thing to lose.
I see they’ve just opened the Joe Dolan Bridge in Mullingar.
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2010/0907/1224278366180.html
Not a hump-back bridge, surprisingly enough.
Just found out that the Korean ambasador is coming to visit us in work today.
How odd.
Have Soul Man playing on your PC when he comes in SG.
I was thinking Do The Dog by The Specials
Work in a boarding kennels by any chance SG?
SG; if it’s the North Korean dude I have something that will impress the hell out of him for you. If it’s the South Korean dude I have something that will scare the shit out of him. Give me a a buzz; it’s a win-win
http://i51.tinypic.com/xg0dog.jpg
Lung….didn’t Joe have a song “make me an island”?
oh me oh my
My alcohol education classes started many years ago and I still haven’t figured out how to get the key in the bloody lock on the first try.
Those slavic girls playing in the US Open are HOTSKI. Its a damn shame they have to go home.