My memory is not what it once was. And what it was was shit to begin with. Thankfully I’ve got good friends to prompt me when I forget.
Last week I was supposed to get my car inusrance renewed. Totally slipped my mind but thankfully my good pal Jari Litmanen was on hand to ensure I got it done. The same day I would have completely neglected to buy a card for Jimmy the Bollix’s son’s birthday if it hadn’t been for Tommi Mäkinen and I can’t speak highly enough of Hollywood director Renny Harlin for making sure I sorted out that thing with those chaps who owed me that money.
Thankfully, despite my increasing forgetfulness, there is always some Finn there to remind me.
Brilliant. You cunt.
Cheers. How’s the arm?
get out.
haha, suck it up
It’s fucking brilliant. I’ve put on a stone and on Saturday night I watched the X-Factor.
Wish Jimmy the Bollixs son a hyypia birthday from me
hah, will do.
I’ve put on a stone and on Saturday night I watched the X-Factor.
I did notice your x-factor Twitterings. Just assumed you were out of your gourd on sweet, sweet morphine.
Allow me:
http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/item/147/240/063/1hQReuaP8uyNpCz.jpg
heh
I remember about 10 or 15 years ago we were having our Japanaese Grand Prix Party at a friends house. The Japanese GP party consists of a dozen of us getting fucking wasted and trying to say awake for the start at 6.a.m to the finish at 7.30 a.m.
One year- one of the years that Mika Hakkinen won the championship which is why I remember this one for your finn concept- one year Alexander Wurtz crashed into Jan Verstappen in the pitlane. As quick as a light our actor, now painter friend, Bob says
Wait for it
you ready?
He said
“I suppose Wurst could Verstappen”
*scratch
A Mickey Finn for that.
Gimme, you poor indestructable craythur, what happened? Only heard a rumour about your close encounter.
disengenuine Finnish goalkeeping girlfriend said she’d meet me, but Jessica was lying …
*grabs coat*
You have it read by now Conan, I see. If it’s not on Stranded on Gaia it didn’t happen.
Oh swede mother of God, I figuered there was nor way that would end in a pun.
Aw well, lapp it up folks.
You’re a disgrace Twenty..
There’s Norway you could go any lower..
Keep up Fill
i dont read any comments before i comment..thats why i’m special..
yes, yes you are. You’re very special. Thats why all the other boys and girls use to point and stare
Ah!
too liassez viren over here
Hell, Sinky! I get it now, I thought someone had Tampere d with the title
Yeah Twenty, with enough scandanavians around you’d never fyordget a thing.
With all these scandanavian puns the comments aren’t really Flo ing too well Eidur
It’s like we need some kind of punning monarch so we can ask him ‘Vi, king?’
*gets another coat*
I was looking for a scandanavian house for my pet rabbit.
Turns out there’s Norse Hutch thing.
*leaves so fast he forgets coat*
Can’t believe I just read that. That’s Oslo as you have got in ages, Twenty.
Thank god that’s finnished.
Your puns take a hell of a beating
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqZTP8-8wIs
I was gunnar say something, but I forgot it.
A small memory Lapps
Unlike Eva Green, Laura Närhi is Finnish.
oh my….