Anyone fancy a bit of Jizz in their Gee? Click for biggage.
With thanks to Conan and the man with the smallest football shorts ever.
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Anyone fancy a bit of Jizz in their Gee? Click for biggage.
With thanks to Conan and the man with the smallest football shorts ever.
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You shouldn’t have to pay e10 to get a bit of gee.
sure he is great crack’ sorry’ its time i went fishing for trout
Last time I was back home I was having a pint in a bar in cork … on the counter was a flyer for what was called ‘The Three Heroes’ in the small print whereas the printed headline was spelled ‘The Three Heors’.
I’m sure their mammy was proud. This is absolutely true … fucking remedials.
Are Jizz going to take off or are they going to ‘explode’ on the music scene like Jedward who jizz over each other daily cuz they are so like yo and like cool and stuff yeh. lol rogl cutns
Jizzward … isn’t that what they used to call maternity wards back in the 1950′s ..?
Remix Jizz Vs Gee
Fenton Gee’s not up to much, his brother Seymour’s quite good
Three in one:
http://thedailywh.at/post/885333408/innuendo-overload-of-the-day-spotted-in-adelaide
sounds like a bunch of wankers and cunts to me
The Jizz…heh. If they need a lights man I could do the lights. I did the lights, well, really only one light for a friends band in The White Horse. Reminds me of one of their other hits. Inbred Bishop, Son of a Horse
I particulary remember “Consult The Midget”, “Ciara Considine is a Cunt” and “Nail back those flaps”.
http://www.metallyrica.com/o/ogre_irl.html
I hope The Jizz are death metal too and climb the greasy pole of success
diet. monday. maple syrup.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/28/demi-moore-get-defensive_n_662372.html
& death penalty for corruption too on monday. ff queue around the corner
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p008q03p/The_Monday_Documentary_China_Shaking_The_World_Part_Three/
3.45 a.m. – I’m lying in bed reading Other People’s Money by Artur Lyons – a title fit for the gravestone of bertie the cunt ahern. BBC world service is on in the background. The phone rings. *brrnng* Shit. This can only be trouble.
Hello?
Female caller with a voice I don’t know. (phew; good start!)
Gerard?
No. I’m afraid you have the wrong number
Who’s this?
What number are you looking for?
You sound nice. Who are you?
This is itchybollix. What number are you looking for?
085..
Wrong. Goodnight.
Thinking about getting into phone sex.
back to de buk. i see callely is displaying all the charms of fianna fail again.
that happened me one time’ it was three in the am house phone rings i get out of bed’ hello can i speak to liz please’ i said liz cant speak at the minute i have me cock in her mouth click
Brill @ OTD.
Only it was on the wrong side of the glass I’d have bought a marker and scrawled ‘with themselves’ after Playing.
Where’s Jo?
Her hubby’s band, The Juice, would be an ideal warm-up before heading in to boogie with the Gee, so to speak.
“paris hilton’s u.k. dj”
what a vocation in life.
I just watched in amazement part of a programme my daughter was viewing, “Paris Hilton’s Mew BFF”, in which Hilton interviews wannabe ditzy dames who wannabe her new BFF (best fucking friend or something, I suppose). One of the questions that she put to the candidates was, “If you had to donate one of your organs to me, which one would you choose and why?” On the tip of my tongue was a reply but I wisely held back what with the daughter still within earshot.
Now in the privacy of Twenty’s saloon I can reveal that it involved my cock and her gob.
shame on you rory. paris hilton is repulsive.
to borrow the immortal words of keith richards (who was talking about madonna at the time): “i’d rather fuck a puddle.”
I was only thinking to shut her up, JJ.
Honest !