Monthly Archives: August 2010

They’re at least 8000 times worse than the KLF

[photopress:anglocunts.jpg,thumb,pp_image] Fuckers. And it’s worse than they say.

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Flaming Nora

So Mick Lally dies the Gaiety School of Acting celebrates 25 years in existence. Coincidence? To be honest, I don’t see how the two are in any way related whatsoever. It did intrigue me to see the story in the … Continue reading

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Mad (wo)men

I do like Mad Men and like most men with a pulse I find Joan a most excellent character, but she does have a way of smiling which just makes me think ‘evil clown’.

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Sinky

My memory is not what it once was. And what it was was shit to begin with. Thankfully I’ve got good friends to prompt me when I forget. Last week I was supposed to get my car inusrance renewed. Totally … Continue reading

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Billy Whizz

The other week I mentioned a little chap who sat on my doorstep because he was sad. It seems we’re now fast friends because every time he sees me he says “Hello again!” and whizzes off up the street on … Continue reading

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I see, yes

“So, customer service lady, the preceding part of the conversation which will not be repeated here on this blog because it’s too long and complicated, is the basis for my complaint. I should point out that despite the measured tone … Continue reading

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SUPER POWER

If I was an evil superhero one of the first things I would do is perfect the power to make frozen food be its age the minute it was defrosted. So you have a delicious t-bone in the freezer, you … Continue reading

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Dáithí Ó Sé is a matador

There are things in this world which are unacceptable yet are tolerated simply because of ‘tradition’ or it being a custom. Take bullfighting for example. In Spain it is outlawed in some regions, in others people flock to the Plaza … Continue reading

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Irish democracy

Inspired, in part, by this Hugh Green post and this story in the Indo. The idea people who use vehicles for their work might face prison for using the vehicle for non-commercial purposes is just impossibly ludicrous. It is yet … Continue reading

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Much ado about nothing

So, all this controversy over building a mosque near ‘ground zero’ in New York. Have they stopped to think it’s probably a good idea? After all, they’re about to build another huge big tower, having a nearby mosque means the … Continue reading

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So, all this controversy over building a mosque near ‘ground zero’ in New York. Have they stopped to think it’s probably a good idea?

After all, they’re about to build another huge big tower, having a nearby mosque means the (funda)mentalists are less likely to fly a plane into it in case they wipe out some of their fellow ‘slims. They should build one on each corner. And one on the 87th floor.

I know people like to shoehorn muslims into the ‘terrorist’ category, which is clearly nonsense. All religions have their nutters who would do harm in the name of their non-existent god. Let’s not forget homosexuals are the christian equivalent of infidels for many jesus freaks and while it’s wrong to stereotype people I’ll tell you one thing I know about muslims – they can’t drive very well.

If you’ve ever been around the mosque on the SCR when they all arrive for prayers and what have you, you’ll gather one thing very quicky – they are to driving what Brian Cowen is to Taoiseaching. The only thing worse than their driving is their parking. It’s mayhem every single time. I don’t know that many of them could possibly pass the driving test.

To be fair to them they’re not as bad as zoroastrians but then I think we all know it’d take something very special to beat them.