If there’s a more annoying sound than one of your favourite songs only playing through one side of your headphones … and it’s not the headphones.
B*witched just aren’t the same in left only.
If there’s a more annoying sound than one of your favourite songs only playing through one side of your headphones … and it’s not the headphones.
B*witched just aren’t the same in left only.
May all your worries be so small and you’ll be grand.
C’est la Vie
hah
I blame it on Martin King
bolloxed and bewildered…….brian cowans a cunt
1. apply cotton bud to affected ear (see diagram below)
warning: ears depicted here are for instructional purposes only. your ears may be different – please consult your vet
2. stereophony restored
Didn’t you only buy them recently ?
It’s not the headphones, as I said, it’s the socket.
That looks delicious, porridge.
Oh! Go to the health food shop and get one of those Hopi ear candles that you stick in your ear and light. They’re hollow and the vaccuum created unblocks your ear.
I really want to know if they work, and whether or not they set your head on fire. Quick, give one a go and report back!
Erm, my ears are fine, it’s the socket that the headphones go into.
Stay away from that new fangled hippy candle tomfoolery. Just go to the docs for a good ole syringing Twenty!!
I saw a girl during the week from one of those bands that never made it. I couldn’t remember their name or hers. She was just another fake tanned midget in an ill-fitting dress.
bewitched in the left and the right and up the gicker!
no need for candles or syringing. Just give the ears a good wash
Say again.
dont fuck with your ears you will get tinnitus i have it not good i said not good
Hahaha, ear/socket blog misunderstanding sweeps across country! How embarrssing for the blog o’clock news.
Did you hear?? Twenty Major has cancer of the earhole!!
No jokes as yet about Hearing Aids ?
Wow! I didn’t think you could hear it. That’ll make diagnosis much easier
Peadar ear-raped him.
Try sticking the plug into a mic socket and use the ear buds as a stereo mic, just for fun like.
ps I emailed you a sign for your collection, for a band that’d get in your ears if you weren’t careful.
If you read your statement with an aussie tone twenty it’s fucking hilarious, or maybe I’m just giddy. The intonations at the ends so it’s all asked as a question?
Here is a gentleman who may be of use.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l3u2P-YuOU
What does the commissioner, at 46 seconds, say to the ref?
39 seconds the ref said to the commissioner -
Ref – “He’s disqualified, he bit his ear. He’s out, he’s disqualified”
Commissioner 41 secs – Muffled blurb to my ear
Ref – 43 secs “He bit his ear, I can see the bite-mark!”
Comm – 46 sec “Ok ********muffled, wrong”
Ref goes off to doctor – He bit his ear, can he go?
Yes
and certainty from the ref turns into points deduction.
Mike Tyson, Alex Higgins and Eoghan Harris walk into a bar. The barman says” get the fuck out”
The cost of to rte, i.e. us, of trackside interviewer and trackside cameraman to Barcelona for a week?
10 grand
The cost of not having them there to interview Dearbla O’Rouke?
priceless
rte sport -useless fucking cunts.
that’s why we watch and listen to the beeb
can you use BBC iplayer itchy ?
You might simply have a mono recording.
You’re lucky it’s not twice as bad.
I hear there’s a stereo version doing the rounds.
http://gizmodo.com/5601339/dont-throw-a-brick-into-your-washing-machine
from 0:45 on
Maybe just try listening to that godawful whingy old jazz stuff from the 20s till you get it sorted, it sounds the same through a dodgy socket
try playing that whingy jazz stuff’ men from the boys’ i said men from the boys
Gwan the Rossies!!!!!!!
0. maggot
July 31st, 2010 @ 9:08 pm
can you use BBC iplayer itchy ?
nope. no access in the republic.