Oooops

Erm:

A woman has been given a suspended sentence for posting sex ads on a classifieds website on behalf of two unwitting people.

Shit. This is not good. I guess the Craigslist ad I stuck up last week might get me into trouble.

Erotic male/female movement into group sex. Enjoy being subservient and being pounded in the arse at every possible moment. Absolutely no morals. Will do whatever you want. Prefer to be dominated by fat, ugly blubbery men who are fond of a pint, but will accept horsey looking women and men into finance who dye their hair black. Will swallow anything.

Further information contact box 45635 or visit our website.

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22 Responses to Oooops

  1. maggot says:

    Such a naughty boy!

  2. Anne says:

    “Prefer to be dominated by fat, ugly blubbery men who are fond of a pint”. They weren’t talking to you Twenty. Ignore them.

  3. Icarus says:

    Fantastic!

  4. itchybollix says:

    I recently sent an email to Mary White about how The Green Party, up until the last election, used to always go fucking ballistic about the length of the dail recess enjoyed by FF and Mary Harney and Beverly Cheesy Grin and etc, etc. That was when FF and their cronies fucked off for 11 weeks. Mary White voted to fuck off for 12 weeks last month.

    She didn’t reply to my question of “How did it come to this?”

    I’ll send her this link to show how low they’ve gone.

    A fucking shame. I wonder does the behaviour of The Green Party hurt Patricia McKenna or does she detest them as much as all of us do now?

  5. itchybollix says:

    new favourite thing by a mile

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrHz32jhYDc

  6. on the dry says:

    absolutely no morals. sounds good to me ‘ wish i was in phuket

  7. Loco Lobo says:

    If you want to keep the Dail from increasing taxes and doing all the other bullshit things that they do, pay them only while they are on vacation. Every day that they spend on duty they don’t get paid. You’ll see the last of them.

  8. porridge says:

    just looking at the tags and you seem to have a hard on (pun intended) for the green party

  9. Twenty Major says:

    It’s not so much that. I just hate them and I hope they all die

  10. porridge says:

    hopefully by local warming when they’re set fire to

  11. Micosavo says:

    @Maggot…

    rock on FSM!

    Ps. Green Party are scum

  12. maggot says:

    Is Balbriggan knackerland ?

  13. dessiegee says:

    I prefer to call it “knackeragua”

    Bad experience Maggot? do share

  14. Naw Itchy, HERE’S your new favourite thing by a country mile.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGoPBKXAKNY&feature=player_embedded#!

  15. on the dry says:

    very good lung i said yery good

  16. SuperGrover says:

    Balbriggan is indeed knackerland – a strange and depressing place.

  17. SuperGrover says:

    A bit like Ballymena.

  18. peckerhead says:

    “Prefer to be dominated by fat, ugly blubbery men who are fond of a pint, but will accept horsey looking women”
    Are you in Galway, Twenty?

  19. maggot says:

    I prefer to call it “knackeragua”

    Bad experience Maggot? do share

    Was reading this story

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-10785859

  20. Jo says:

    Ah, that brings back bad memories of being accused of biting one of those liquorice sherbet thingies in the local shop when I was but wee.

    I was totally innocent, of course, I just wanted to see what it smelled like. Mortifying. But the uncouth shop keeper wasn’t able to see the difference.

    I have no memory of my mother doing anything. She definitely didn’t say, ‘here, are you callin’ my daughter a teef?’ and sue the shop – though it was the seventies. People were less assertive then.

  21. dessiegee says:

    On Wednesday, the family’s lawyer Dermot McNamara told the AFP wire service that Tadhg’s mother had shown a receipt for the bag of crisps to the store.

    However, he said the shop manager failed to take her concerns seriously, causing her to take legal proceedings against the firm for slander, for false imprisonment, assault and negligence.

    Maggot – Sounds like that Manager was the knacker in this case

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