Fryin’ lorry

Some years ago Dirty Dave and Stinking Pete decided they would do stand-up comedy. They were all ready for their first open mic session at the International when they realised they didn’t have a name for their act.

Against all my better judgement I told them I’d go along to the first show and think of a name based on their act. They were bad. Not David McSavage bad but still pretty fucking bad. The climax of their show saw them both whip out their lads, wank furiously and spray the front row with their jizz.

Back in Ron’s they asked me what I thought.

“Not good, chaps, not good. And the ending. You may need to re-think that”.

“I told you, Dave”, said Pete. “There just wasn’t enough spunk. Right, Twenty?!”

I shook my head slowy. “More cum? Unwise”.

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28 Responses to Fryin’ lorry

  1. Fanny Magee says:

    *cough*

  2. Globetrotter says:

    Cunt…

  3. Lorcan the Lion says:

    If there is a hell you will burn in it for such relentless punnery

  4. Loco Lobo says:

    You know what they say about idle hands and the Devil.

  5. For years I thought they were called Peterson Lee, when actually they were known as Peters AND Lee. And another thing, I`m not happy that young Ultan has had a spray on tan for his First Holy Communion.

  6. Brilliant! Never saw it “cumming”! ;)

  7. Other options:

    Laurel and hardon
    Little and Large (just to see which of them is insecure)
    The Krankings
    Cannon and Balls (quite apt really)
    Hinge and Whackit
    Drench and Saunders
    Simon and Garspunkel
    Chizz and Dave

    Christ I’m sorry, I’ll go sit in the corner now.

  8. sniffle says:

    monstrous pythons

  9. moss says:

    Sounds like Jedward rehearsing in front of their little dolls at home

  10. on the dry says:

    a name like tug and todger ‘ comning soon. special discounts for hen nights

  11. Cowan and Harney. Doggie and style.

  12. Clunge says:

    A Butt & his Fellow – a homosexual comedy/sex show double act combining rapid-fire word play and comprehension confusion with a smidgeon of bum sex

  13. dan says:

    A Scottish girl I knew (!) swore blind that it was Rosco Pico Train in the Dukes of Hazzard.

  14. Twenty Major says:

    Rosco Pico Train

    Haha.

  15. maggot says:

    I’m shocked.

  16. Damien says:

    Heh!

  17. spunkhead says:

    WelCUM to my world.Wont you C

  18. Icarus says:

    They needed ‘the two johnnys’

    Coat is on.

  19. manuel says:

    groan…and I mean that sincerely…

  20. itchybollix says:

    ding!

  21. itchybollix says:

    onthe dry? How come _ I’m not going down that road – how cum – ok I will – how cum your clip

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

    , which I watched for 10 seconds, is availbale for me to see on VEVO where some shit that I want to watch on VEVO is not?

    http://www.youtube.com/user/TheNationalVEVO?blend=2&ob=1

    tells me I’m blocked in this country?

    fucking vevo

  22. itchybollix says:

    cowen still wrecking everything

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-10712323

  23. Git says:

    I’m only getting the title of this thread now.
    I can’t believe it. It’s worse than the punchline.

  24. Drunk Kitteh says:

    “A Bit of Fry and Laurie” – oh how I loathe that sterile, pompous British humour.

  25. on the dry says:

    i dont understand vevo. itchy

  26. The Cap'n says:

    There are no depths to which this blogger will not swim upwards … dorty. Very dorty indeed …

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