Some years ago Dirty Dave and Stinking Pete decided they would do stand-up comedy. They were all ready for their first open mic session at the International when they realised they didn’t have a name for their act.
Against all my better judgement I told them I’d go along to the first show and think of a name based on their act. They were bad. Not David McSavage bad but still pretty fucking bad. The climax of their show saw them both whip out their lads, wank furiously and spray the front row with their jizz.
Back in Ron’s they asked me what I thought.
“Not good, chaps, not good. And the ending. You may need to re-think that”.
“I told you, Dave”, said Pete. “There just wasn’t enough spunk. Right, Twenty?!”
I shook my head slowy. “More cum? Unwise”.
*cough*
Cunt…
If there is a hell you will burn in it for such relentless punnery
You know what they say about idle hands and the Devil.
For years I thought they were called Peterson Lee, when actually they were known as Peters AND Lee. And another thing, I`m not happy that young Ultan has had a spray on tan for his First Holy Communion.
Brilliant! Never saw it “cumming”! ;)
Other options:
Laurel and hardon
Little and Large (just to see which of them is insecure)
The Krankings
Cannon and Balls (quite apt really)
Hinge and Whackit
Drench and Saunders
Simon and Garspunkel
Chizz and Dave
Christ I’m sorry, I’ll go sit in the corner now.
monstrous pythons
Sounds like Jedward rehearsing in front of their little dolls at home
a name like tug and todger ‘ comning soon. special discounts for hen nights
Cowan and Harney. Doggie and style.
A Butt & his Fellow – a homosexual comedy/sex show double act combining rapid-fire word play and comprehension confusion with a smidgeon of bum sex
A Scottish girl I knew (!) swore blind that it was Rosco Pico Train in the Dukes of Hazzard.
Mike Hunt.
Rosco Pico Train
Haha.
I’m shocked.
Heh!
WelCUM to my world.Wont you C
good night http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY
They needed ‘the two johnnys’
Coat is on.
groan…and I mean that sincerely…
ding!
onthe dry? How come _ I’m not going down that road – how cum – ok I will – how cum your clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY
, which I watched for 10 seconds, is availbale for me to see on VEVO where some shit that I want to watch on VEVO is not?
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheNationalVEVO?blend=2&ob=1
tells me I’m blocked in this country?
fucking vevo
cowen still wrecking everything
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-10712323
I’m only getting the title of this thread now.
I can’t believe it. It’s worse than the punchline.
“A Bit of Fry and Laurie” – oh how I loathe that sterile, pompous British humour.
i dont understand vevo. itchy
There are no depths to which this blogger will not swim upwards … dorty. Very dorty indeed …