I hate Facebook. There’s a very good reason why I’m no longer in contact with people I went to school with, worked with, played football with, might have known in some other way years ago. It’s because I don’t want to be and they are, for the most part, cunts.
I think, however, it has a very important role to play in society. If and when we decide to cull those whose IQ is below their shoe size Facebook is exactly how to identify these people.
For example – the 315oo people who joined up to celebrate a mentally ill man who killed two people and left another blinded for life before blowing his own head off. I’m sure as Facebook collects more and more information about people it will be easy to properly identify them, their whereabouts, allowing for easy loading into trucks which grind them into paste which can be used to feed cattle or something.
For further proof, every day of the week, I recommend Lamebook. If you ever stop and think ‘Hey, the human race isn’t so bad after all’ you can put yourself right with a visit here.
My most recent favourite, click for big.
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So while Facebook is a holy pile of Satan’s cock cheese, I think we’re better off with it than without it.
Did you not know? The latest cool thing is to be stupid. Who wants to be intelligent? Ew, borrrrring.
I think there’s a lot to be said for being stupid. Intelligence complicates things and makes you miserable.
Stupid and happy is what we should aim for.
bumbook – he he he
I prefer Fuckbook. Shagtastic…
twenty, how can i do a scratch now, this is addictive bubblegum! OMG!
Facebook is for cunts… but Lamebook, like, count me inn!
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/few12-3.png
“Stupid and happy is what we should aim for” wrong, jo. stupid and happy is what we should aim AT, preferrably through the sights of an rpg or sniper rifle. hate human sheep. faecesbook. and as for twatter…
By these phrases shall ye know them…
“Are you on Facebook?”
“Are you not on Facebook?”
“Join me on Facebook.”
“The pics are up on Facebook.”
I do excuse and counsel the young, on whom (as the man said) yourh is waseted.
No. Encouraging stupidity means a polarised world of healthy, agile intelligent and manipulative groups controlling dulled, obese, unhealthy, passive and stupid groups.
There will be no in between. It will be X-Factor or Classical Opera, KFC Family Buckets or Fine Dining at the Ritz, Amanda Brunker novels or Sartre.
Nothing in between.
“yourh is waseted”
he was drunk on absinthe at the time…
I always mix them up, Facebook, My Space etc. I though they were all the same until I started asking people to come on My Face….
80 000 friends so far!
You might be interested to know that there is a social network called after your good self in Spain called tuenti. You can only join if you’re invited. I’ve been invited meself so I can’t help you out as far as joining is concerned but I know someone who knows someone……….
I’ve haven’t been invited meself – i meant to say – or maybe I have and I just couldn’t be arsed.
http://www.cracked.com/article_15231_7reasons21stcenturymakingyoumiserable.html
http://www.failbook.com
‘Nuff said.
Gets my vote. I’ve given up warning people about Arsebook and Zuckerman and co. I’ve come round to the same way of thinking as yer man Twenty up top there … its a useful way to separate the dozy cunts from the thoughtful.
This may come in handy.
I call it CuntCunt
Bumbook, Arsebook ?…. why not just make it French and call it fesse-book?
So 31500 drooling primates think that Raoul Moat was a legend, eh?
I’ve always thought that the Brits should get themselves into a war every 20 years or so just to cull their portion of ignorant low-browed neo-nazi thugs. Oh it’s fine to have a few around to work as bouncers and keep the Royal Constabulary on their toes but does a civilized society really need more than a couple of thousand? And after all, they do make such jolly good and willing trench fodder.
Fortunately, by looking at recent history, it seems that someone in the British establishment has already thought of this.
I had friend take a photo when i was really plastered and had scrawled “face book is for utter cunts” across my chest in lipstick.
It was gonna be for my new profile, but i didnt do it in the end as it would have just looked like i was being ironic. I really meant it.
Utter cunts the lot! for many reasons.
I’ve never have and never will be a member of a social networking site. Because I don’t that awkwardness of refusing/being refused friend status. It’s like the playground all over again.
lemmings kneeling at the altar of twenty major… facebook is great and most if not all of you secretly agree.
You like Avatar.
Well said ‘rapemachine’. Facebook’s got its fair share of cunts but they’re easier to avoid than their real-world alter-egos. Besides, it’s through Facebook that I’ve just reacquainted myself with a racy little piece from my schooldays. It has its uses.
I have a facebook page,i use it to keep in touch with family back home and to tell people/find out about gigs etc..
i dont see a problem with it,and to be honest its worth it being there if stuff like Lamebook comes out of it..
Snobby cunts
I’m not on any of them there network sites so I don’t have hundreds or even thousand’s of friends. Should I be really sad? Nope. I’ve got the friends I need and I can do that thing which not many people seem to want to do any more and actually talk to them face to face, instead of an update saying I had a pint at the pub all alone.
I’m designing an information booklet about how to manage stress. The job is a week late for sign off and the printer is screaming at me for it and I’m really stressed out. I’m proof-reading the very things I’m supposed to be doing right now.
HM sign off with a note saying ‘we always aim to please but as we are human we sometimes miss.’
I have always avoided facebook.
Its hard enough avoiding cunts in person. status; razzer is a cunt.
myspace has its uses for bands/musicians – good way to have your demos accessible, accessible that is to other cunts.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Simon-Weston-OBE/105001578896
If you crave friends, stop paying your taxes. You’ll have a lot of friends coming into your life. Forever.
“I’m designing an information booklet about how to manage stress. The job is a week late for sign off and the printer is screaming at me for it and I’m really stressed out. I’m proof-reading the very things I’m supposed to be doing right now.”
Fucking brilliant as usual HM,I bow to your superb sense of humour. but will you hurry the fuck up coz i’ve just had heart surgery and im most likely one of the main targets for said information booklet. p.s. i sincerely hope it contains some of your own ramblings on how to manage stress coz i could do with a good fucking laugh.
this will make you laugh PC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYusPRre07k
Love it OTD,first saw old foster on a johnny cash dvd that i bought a while back,funniest “drunk” i’ve ever come across.
yeh havent met me yet ha ha
I have a facebook page, and to be honest it is my preferred way of keeping in touch with my family, like fill.
I don’t use “friend-finder, I don’t do mafia wars” but it’s cheaper than texting.
Twitter is for cunts though, although I am sure you will disagree twenty.
In fairness, twitter doesn’t leave room for the utter bollocks that people use facebook for. In one month, I counted 20 international cancer days, 8 international sister days, and two “if you love you daughter” days.
What are the UN upto for fuck sake?
reading that back, I needed more space bar and quotation marks.
I used it today to find someone that i was looking for. You´re all a bunch of sour cunts. you heard me “sour cunts”
Hows the travels going Morgor?,i’m enjoying the “Cats” photo series..
i like stalking so facebook has been a valuable tool. plus it aids the aquisition of sex.
i know avatar is just pocahontas with blue people but i never saw pocahontas so fuck you.