There are faces it’s easy to dislike. Lee Bowyer, for example, looks like he’d stab your babies. Brian Cowen’s is so blubbery and ugly, blugbery, that looking at it for too long makes you want to jab your eyes out with a spoon. And Glenda Gilson looks like an Easter Island statue slathered with fake tan.
I just heard Tom Dunne play Paul Weller on the radio there. I have never, ever been able to listen to much of his music and it’s all because of his face. I know the fella with the piggy nose was probably the one in the Style Council I should have taken against but there’s just something about Weller that makes me uneasy.
He just looks like a sly cunt. I remember being at a party once – one of those surreal, late night/early morning/what the fuck am I doing here? parties – and there was a bloke there who was the image of Paul Weller. He was just standing there with his beady little face and his beady little eyes looking furtively about the room, ready to unleash a great big dose of his deviousness on the person who least suspected it.
Despite the fact I was the person who most suspected it I had to leave, which was probably for the best anyway, but it was disconcerting that somebody’s face could have such an impact on me.
There’s a guy playing for a football team in the same league as us this year and you just know by his face that he’s not to be trusted. He’d lie out of both sides of his mouth. I hate him and I don’t even know him.
Is this hatred of certain kind of faces pre-wired into our brains, or what?
I was never able to look at Stephen Gately without an involuntary shiver down my spine.
Bill Wyman formerly of the stones, a sleeveen lookin fucker if ever there was one and I mean well before his 80′s fiasco with Mandy Smith; Jasus they were innocents days
Paul Weller when he was living with DC Lee down Ladbroke Grove way was often spotted in the local supermarket with her fucking poodle on a lead.
“Bellboy! BELLboy!”
My issue with Weller is aural, I just don’t hear anything worth listening to.
I think power does things to people’s faces. I’d love to see a slow montage of individual FF ministers’ faces from photos taken over the last 20+ years. It would be very, very creepy.
Oh, and joyeux Pastille Day!
it’s cosmic, Twenty!
Weller is a whinge anyway! never trust a whinge.
He’s a shleeveen looking muppet who grates on my ears.
That other wally is just as bad, what’s his name, ‘Did touch my motor car?’ You know the one. Even looking at him you find yourself reaching for the Dettol.
Nevermind listening to Paul Weller, my ears can’t bear Tom fucking Dunne. A horrible stain on an otherwise enjoyable radio station
Shall I live up to the stereotype that is unjustly foisted upon me by my enemies ?
No. I’m better than that.
On this site.
Newstalk has gone to shit, to be honest. I hardly to listen to it at all now.
FMC, you mean this:
That is the very one! Haw, I love it, ‘SMACK!’
‘Tell me which one it was LOVELY’ Bleeeeeeee, utter shite pipe.
Best. Headbutt. Ever.
He’s such a hateful little cunt
It’s annoying to listen to wonderful music on the radio and then see the person(s) and realise that they are so irritating or repulsive that you’ll never enjoy their music again. But of course it can work the other way as well – step forward the luscious Britney.
Twenty. Sounds like you had the fear at a party in the wrong part of town.
Unfortunately the Newstalk alternatives are wank. iPod all the way
It was somewhere in Drumcondra, I think, HM
Oh yeah! Sweet fuckin headbutt. What a twat. hahahahaha
Des Cahill’s head annoys me. The stranded bulloch that he is.
I always judge by their faces – like the people you see on the street going to work – you walk past them everyday and you think ‘wanker’ ‘wife-beater’ ‘stupid’ or ‘stuck-up cunt’ but I’ve been proved wrong a few times after classifying these faces I’ve met them and they’ve actually been ok. The other part of it is ‘trying’ to like people because they’re friends of friends or whatever but not all that deep down at all you know they are complete cunts and you wish them misery.
You get the face you deserve, apparently. Actually, that’s probably pure bollocks but I stand by my assertion that thin lipped people are penny pinching bastards.
I hate Michael McIntyre’s face, and Lee Evans’, and John T***y’s.
Radge. What bad shit did Simon Weston do then?
There’s 2 fu@kers on TV that are candidates to be hung, drawn & quartered. That beavis lookalike from the nicotine substitute add on Irish TV & that smug aussie wanker from the wine add at the dinner party, the one with the line “recommended by worlds most important wine critic, me”. A slow lingering death os too good for them.
Oh and Ronan “Schhorry” Keating. I’d love to kick that prick to death.
God I feel better now….
I might have to watch this Celebrity Come Dine with me – Sam Fox and Calum Best ?
http://tiny.cc/7ze1g
For me, smug is worse than devious.
Naturally smug faces are just so damn fist-inviting.
I had to look Simon Weston up. Eh, no comment.
@murty “but I’ve been proved wrong a few times after classifying these faces I’ve met them and they’ve actually been ok”. Except with Lee Bowyer.
Paul Weller’s version of “thinking of you” is better than the original 80’s classic by sister sledge – like Jimi’s Watchtower.
All mods are skinny sneaky looking cunts.
Newstalk has gone to shit, to be honest. I hardly to listen to it at all now.
Off the Ball is good
ha ha that was classic. watching people getting headbutted would become a national sport if i was in charge
What bad shit did Simon Weston do then?
He joined the British Army. Duh.
Is this hatred of certain kind of faces pre-wired into our brains, or what?
Yes. But it helps that the hatred can be justified when half the planet is full of cunts and the other half is full of even bigger cunts.
Debbie Pelt is new to my list of hated faces.
Chloe Sevigny has been on it for years.
With Christopher Hitchens.
I saw Hitchens on Question Time a couple of weeks ago. It appears that he has invested in a new set of teeth. They have an unfortunate side-effect which leads to every word he states ending with a high-pitched whistling sound. It was funny for 10 minutes. I noticed that Bill Kristol, the editor of the weekly standard, got a new set of gnashers too. they look fucking ridiculous.
Hitchens is fucked – throat cancer.
That might explain the whistlling noise.
Twenty: Eamonn Keane’s face..
Discuss.
Seem like nice boys to me…
See what you mean re sneak-faced mods. Tak a look at the fucker on the right..
http://www.museumoflondonprints.com/image.php?id=134597&idx=1&fromsearch=true
I was just talking about this with someone today. I have an extreme unjustified hatred for Penelope Cruz. I can’t watch her in anything. It turns out this is quite common, at least 3 people agreed with me. Everything from her name to her face to her voice makes me want to throw things at her.
tnks maggot
Twink
Hugh Grant
Can I discuss his face with a hatchet, Fill?
I used to work with a woman who was indentical to Penelope Cruz.
Lucky bastard.
jedward, mary ‘jabba’ harney, any fella with a whispy moustache looks like he’s trying to con you out of something
There was some unpleasantness about it Itchy.
James Nesbitt. Smugness. Cunt.
Stefano Irlando. Smug. Bald. Ugly. Ratface. Cunt.
Plop just reminded me. If you see a copy of the JP McManus Pro-Am catalogue there’s a photo-montage of “Special Guest from the world of sports and entertainment” which is a just a who’s who of uber-cunts
Hugh Grant, Westlife, Niall Quinn aka Mother Teresa, Jamie & Louise Redknapp, Michael Flatley, Michael Douglas, Aidan Quinn (whovever that is) Paul O’Connell Samule L Jackson….the brief must have been – “fit as many cunts onto a page as you can please”
penelope cruz was great before she went to america and began starving herself.
i just came back from a holiday in argentina. now that is a country full of hot women.
jamiroquai is massive over there too, his shitty music is pumping out of every second car stereo.
Can I discuss his face with a hatchet, Fill?
Wouldn’t a meat tenderisor be more stylish..
ItchyB. Paul O’Connell is a fox. Wha you talkin about.
is this anne stab etc
“I used to work with a woman who was indentical to Penelope Cruz”
Was it her twin, Antelope Cruz?
I used to work with a fella who had a face like a bin bag full of garden clippings.
Anne Says:
July 14th, 2010 at 4:33 pm
ItchyB. Paul O’Connell is a fox. Wha you talkin about.
he plays rugby and sings irelands call. cunt. q.e.d.
Alan Hansen always looked like one of the thunderbirds to me. Gary Lineker, there’s another smug lookin’, crisp peddlin’, jug-eared cunt.
Willie O’Dea, now there’s a face I’d gladly introduce to a clawhammer.
Did ye get your leg over twenty? Two other distastefully weird looking fuckers are BP Fallon(anyone remember him) and Gay byrne, like little marionettes they are or were.
Q. What’s the worst thing about the Meath / Louth scandal?
A. Listening to their horrible accents and people saying Fupple.
Itchy. “he plays rugby and sings irelands call. cunt. q.e.d.”
Yeah but he’s not ugly. He’s still a fox. It could be worse. He could be from Dublin and play soccer. Now that’d be a cunt. q.e.d.
whatever you’re into, anne
irelands call’ written by phil coulter what a load of shite’ now thats the type of weasel cunt i would take yard of hose to . i would just give you anne a light spanking
Is that you Porridge? You sexy beast.
Just a light one OTD. Awe!!
then i would give you breakfast in bed like a queen or aparaplegic
Such a romantic OTD.
i lihe this add anne http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSG807d3P-U
Twenty, you’ve unleashed a torrent of facism.
Daniel O`CuntinDonnell and that air steward off Big Brother. Get Closer. Yeah, get closer to my lathe ya loose arsed gutthersnipe!!! Tubridy, like that lick arse boyfriend your sistr would have, being all nicey macpriesty to the Ma and Da in his fuckin` Christmas geansai. AAAAAARRRRGH DEEP HATRED!!!
Niall Toibin. Very punchable.
Just watched “Land of the Dead” .
Do Zombies Piss and Pooh ?
weird night
9 pm; text received. Thirsty? Reply: Yes.
10 pm. – propped at bar – Ruby – “itchybollix (referring to self in 3rd person, like peter mandelson, shit) itchybollix, I’m giving up trying to make a living as a taxi driver” – itchybollix -”Shit Ruby; I’ve heard it was bad but fuck”
ruby – “regulator. itchybollix, what would you do if your car was on fire?”
itchybollix “well ruby, I’d run faster than horace in horace and the spiders and dial 911″. ruby – “itchybollix; the regulator reckons you should have a fire extinguisher, costing about 100 bucks,and put the fire out”. me- “haha. lucky you got a couple of other things from your previous life.”
I was always dubious about taxi-driver complaints but now I’m convinced. I think.
Irish skiiddlydillydiidyeyeo shit live music hurting my ears. “ruby. if i was in the usa i think i’d have to pull my gun and go fucking postal on these loud, smug, 32 county, glorifying the past, irish dirty old town, paddy killing brit etc, etc,etc talentless fucks”. I start howling like a mule, just as i did when i was dragged along to see the film angels and deamons when all i really wanted was to stay home and read don delilleo falling man novel. i fucking detest irish shit music shit. “hey, I’m more irish than you. no; i’m more irish than you. this guy is more irish than me” total cock shit. start speaking spanish to them. ruby calms things. humour has left the building. weird fucking music scene too. cunts. gimme crystal castles anyday. go buy crystal castles album crystal castles.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q95KgV-QDBc
fucking conservative irish music orc cunts with pulp famine shite.
as glen e friedman says (and i got out of him that he charges $1,500 per photo *GULP*- as glen said – keep punk alive. g’night. go see his exhibit at the lighthouse cinema
guinness is good for you
banana republic part 10
what would have happened if he didn’t pay his dog or tv licence? fucking joke.
http://news.ie.msn.com/article.aspx?cp-documentid=154126228
I second maggot’s proposal to vote James Nesbitt as one of the people I’d most like to see french kiss a running Flymo.
“Fintans` Confirmation Money
that air steward off Big Brother. Get Closer. Yeah, get closer to my lathe ya loose arsed gutthersnipe!!!”
Incredible – yesterday evening I was painting the kitchen and god knows why I thought of that air steward off big brother and how he had a face that On the Dry should take a yard of hose to. Coincidence or wha?
Of course zombies don’t. They’re dead.
of course zombies poo, otherwise all the brains they eat would make them explode.
Itchy. I heard three taxi drivers killed themselves last week. One of them set himself alight somewhere in Smithfield.
They did release too many licences too fast. It should have been more controlled to allow the industry adjust naturally. I wouldn’t have said that five years ago though.