I know that Irish rugby bloke Brian O’Driscoll is getting married today. This annoys me.
I know this because Newstalk kept talking about it yesterday as if it was something people should be interested in.
“They just want their special day to be as normal as possible” said the PR woman explaining why they weren’t selling photos to Hello magazine. Of course hiring PR people for your wedding is common as muck.
Humans are capable of many awful things but a society that gets off on famous people getting married really is the pits. Imagine if aliens came to earth and saw the things we do. They would laugh at us.
If I became Supreme Ruler of all-Ireland I would fix things by making it illegal for famous people to get married.
Those aliens wouldn’t laugh then.
Yeah everyone is fawning over them. Stomach churning. That Lough Rynn place is owned by a near-bust developer, the Hanly Group. They’re probably getting the wedding for half nothing because of all the publicity the place is getting. Every cunt nugget south of the Liffey will scrambling over each other to get married there now.
It used to be a nice place.
I don’t really have any great problem with O’Driscoll or his missus to be. More with the media who think I should be subjected to their wedding.
Also, did anyone else hear Newstalk spend all day manufacturing a ‘row’ between Ben Dunne and Bill Cullen? Shameless. I bet Ben paid them.
Drico is a nice guy to be honest. And he is properly famous as captain of the Lions / Ireland / ex-Captain of Leinster. I think it’s good that they’re not doing any posh & becks celebrity wank.
Newstalk is shite. Any station that would pay Dunphy (the uneducated, non-enunciating tossbag) to host a show is not worth a damn.
Hmmmmm – losing Georgina to Nicky Byrne still hurts after all these years.
Do people have a genuine interest in famous weddings, affairs, babies etc etc or are we ‘interested’ becasue it’s all we get thrown at us? In Spain there are hours of programmes on everyday on mainstream channels that chronicle the ups and downs of the celebs – debating, surmising, criticising every facet of their ‘private lives’. Some couples’ lives have essentially been reported on daily for years. Everyone says they don’t watch them but they are consistently amongst the highest rated shows on tv. They also come out with some outrageous accusations but because they always say allegedly before they avoid being sued. So it’s ‘joe famous was seen riding his wheelchair bound mother in law in a public toilet with snorting lines of cocaine and then beating up orphans before shitting in a brown paper bag, lighting it and leaving it on the King’s doorstep….allegedly’. joe famous was probably in another country at the time doing charity work but with these bastards you’re guilty until proven otherwise. I don’t watch them myself…..somebody told me….allegedly.
“I know that Irish rugby bloke Brian O’Driscoll is getting married today. This annoys me.” it also annoys me that you know, cos up to 3 minutes ago was blissfully unaware of the event. now i’m annoyed. go and tell jimmy – will make me feel better, mainly because he’d more than likely punch you in the throat for telling him and ruining his day too
The place they’re getting married really is nice though. I’ve stopped off there a couple of times. Never stayed though. Just popped in for cucumber sandwiches and some lemonade on the lawn as you do.
Hey you lot, I’ve just heard that there’s a brick wall in Crumlin that’s just been painted! If we drive over there fast enough we might get to watch it dry!
Celeb weddings – more important things to do, like clip my nasal hairs.
Going to the afters myself – fuck off cunts.
Spot on about the media though
And did you read Katherine Lynch’s mother comments ?
Word has it that they have the gaff gratis, for the pr spin-off, and the unctuous manager was showing the ever tasteful ‘exposé’ around so they could fawn over it. ‘Honeymoon’ suite an’ all.
HM is right about the owners, part of Ireland’s ‘Nouveau Buste’ who aren’t really bust at all since one of them’s still building his 9,000 sq ft home (aka Chateau Hanley).
They haven’t a clue about the hotel business – Lough Rynn’s dining room had no windows the time I was there for Sunday lunch. We might as well have been in a hole in the ground.
“I don’t think there is going to be any mad dash up there, to be honest,” said Maureen Lynch, mother of comedian Katherine Lynch. “It would be far better if the pair of them came down the town. I think we’d all like to get up close to those muscles Brian got bruised for Ireland”.
Later she got her chance when she bumped into him having a quiet pre-wedding drink with friends in Carroll’s bar. “I thanked him for taking bruises for us and gave his muscles a stroke,” she grinned. “I told him they should parade down the town after the wedding but he said it wasn’t in the plan unfortunately.”
Usually when you put a peasant in a palace, he’ll destroy it.
hello’ who gives a fuck
that was a joke i said a joke
Put one in a roast and it improves it. They’re hard to catch though
Hey HM – that’s more to do with the place though .. fucking palaces .
What time is stout, OTD?
dead right about the cleb weddings twenty i think its the media’s way of getting half the population eg women to concentrate on shite that dosent matter, as for newstalk say what you like but if i had to listen to pat kenny or anyone else on radio 1 then i would know fuck all about policts in this country plus moncrieff is a funny cunt
on the dry ‘ cap
“Usually when you put a peasant in a palace, he’ll destroy it”
I hear their other gaff, Killronan, is a dim hole as well… and the ‘finish’ and upkeep not what you’d expect in an establishment you’d cough up €15,000 for wedding ‘exclusivity’. That means they put a boy on the gate and don’t let anyone else in, not that there’s random passersby in that neck of the sticks. Of course on top of yer €15k (they were quoting that this time last year) you do have to pay for your vino and vittals and B&B.
The thing that makes places like that are the gardens and grounds. You have to have a head gardener who’s properly qualified and lives and breathes it. It’s a full time job and usually requires part timers too.
If I could go back and start all over again, I’d do that course in the Botanical Gardens and be a head groundskeeper. Outdoor all day long, bit of hard labour, bit of design and planning and the fruits of your labour on view all the time.
You’d live to 100 off that.
And I’d get to have a Land Rover and a shotgun.
manual labour is overblown hm my back can testify to that and you get to work outside in winter frozen hands frozen feet and a sore back do not make for happy workers i can tell you
Yeah, fuck that shit.
My badly spelled point about palaces is that there would be none, except for empires.
I’d wreck one too if I was put in one – dammed right I would.
Ha.
One of her bridesmaids is up the Damien.
The Dunga just hit the fan
missed that
The priest who married them is a Maynooth priest who is opposed to the civil partnership bill. Very likely to be a member of Opus Dei too. A friend of the family apparently.
Catholic inner circle alive and well in Ireland.
great alien pic, might cause Huberman to portray a different expression for once.
She a nice girl but depressingly square. Writes a book about a character who lives a hectic social life and you know the ‘author’ prob has one glass of wine a year. No didnt read it
Not news, go Holland
nice day for a shit game of football’ four years for this ‘ a game of fouls’ pure shit
Don’t believe a word he said. Impending Twenty Major Wedding to be Live Blogged And Twittered.
You making an honest man of him Jo ?
That’s a fake bun porridge. Look at the ankles. Not in the least swollen.
I know it has fuck all to do with the current topic (no bad thing) but for reasons best left unsaid, I’ve just visited the <a href="Visit W3Schools“>Fine Gael website and the wankers haven’t even managed to update their website. Bruton is still shown as deputy leader and finance spokesman (and all the other members of the coup d’fuck all). Fucking unbelievable that anyone could even contemplate these useless cuntmonkeys running the country….
Fucked up that link very badly – here it is again -
http://www.finegael.ie/representatives/front/index.cfm/pkey/655
If you don’t care about it, ignore it. Otherwise you sound like all of those American morons droning on and on about how much they don’t care about the World Cup. It’s really simple. If you don’t care about it, ignore it.
P.S. I’ve lost track of pseudonyms used in the past, but you know who I am Twenty and you know I hate you. That is all.
i am crying here, please stand up and be counted. how do i even explain how u do it. march as one, twenty its up to ypu, tell them to fuck off says i.
mary Says:
July 3rd, 2010 at 1:28 am
P.S. I’ve lost track of pseudonyms used in the past, but you know who I am Twenty and you know I hate you. That is all.
What the fuck Mary?? leave twenty alone,he’s an old man for fuccks sake.Is that you Anne??
Updated 1 hour, 54 mins ago
Cowen hopes to see economy grow this year
The Taoiseach Brian Cowen has said Exchequer returns for the first half of the year are in line with what was expected.
Jesus wept.
Nobody from Limerick would use a word like pseudonym perri. Even if they had heard of it they couldn’d spell it.
Yeah, I hope to see the economy grow this year as well. I would suspect most of us feel the same.
PS I know who you are, Twenty and I hate you too!!!!
*throws drink in his face*
Alright, line up, people. Next!
Oh. I’m looking at that photo again, and in the interests of honesty I feel I have to say this. I REALLY like her flowers and her bridesmaids dresses.
runsaway*
Jo,for fecks sake!!!!!
I’d prefer the 15 grand.
I could have a fair night on 15grand- couple of grammes, couple of sisters and still enough left over for a Moto Guzzi motorbike.
GET UP THAT YARD.
if i had 15 grand i sped it in thailand
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If i had 15 grand i’d move to Thailand.Anyone got 15 grand i could “borrow”?
ask ann she has lot of it [money that is]
Oh. I’m looking at that photo again, and in the interests of honesty I feel I have to say this. I REALLY like her flowers and her bridesmaids dresses.
You just blew any chance you had of getting Twenty to the altar Jo!
Bride – too much eye make up
Don’t the bridesmaids usually wear the same dresses ?
Well Anne? Will you?
Cap`n, go for one of the `70`s Guzzis thats been restored. Like a Le Mans in red, the`re the biz. Or a California maybe.
it makes me laugh anyway http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDI4LO6l6FM
HM will you calm it down with the opus dei conspiracies…
The hubermans ( or is it Hubermen?) are Jews for gods sake…
Good luck to them both. A genuine cool couple.
Some English nutter is going around shooting people again
in Northumbria
according to sky news
I’m Superbock over here. They named their beer after me.
Funnily enough I was giving out about the same thing but I thought it was just my “foreign” ignorance who kept me form understanding the importance of the event. Then I read this and I realized it wasn’t. Thank you.
foreign ignorance never
Happy Fourth of July. Today is Idependance Day here in the US. During that war, I believe it was Lord Howe, the general who commanded the North American British Army who claimed that the rebel army consisted of 50% Irish scalawags, 25% German scalwags and 25% homegrown scalawags. So, to all of you Irish scalawags, thanks for the help, you made it all possible. Oh! After the war it was brought up in Parliament that it was the treatment of the Irish by the British Government that caused the lose of the American colonies due to the large number of you who came into the American Army to get back at them. Thanks again. Loco
well loco have a blue ribbon pabst on me and god bless America
Will I what Crispy, marry you? That depends.. we’d have to meet first. Are you good in the sack?
OTD, how’d you know I have loadza money?
And twenty, you’re just jealous of Brian and his missus cause no one will marry you. I will though. But you’d have to move to Limerick. I couldn’t live in that flee invested junkie dump up there. Ah the things you will do for love twenty.
Lay twenty lay, lay across my big brass bed.
And Crispy, I’m not fucking Mary and I’m not fucking twenty. I told ye, I’m Anne the stabby cunt from Limerick. My sudonim is a really a ufomism so don’t mess with me.
That’s right maggot I can only spell words fonetically and I’ve no idea what they means.
Anne, can you spell ‘Felayshio’?
It doesn’t really matter. I’ll teach you everything you need to know.
Give us a bell when you get your telephone in.
A phone rings in the O’Driscoll household.
‘Hello? Is it me you’re looking for?’
A slight element of self-interest in this but I wish O’Driscoll and his missus many, many sons.
May they all turn out to be Wolfhounds …
Actually Git, it’s fellaceio. I bet you can’t spell cunnilingus. I’m ringing you now! Answer!!
May all their children be born with small dicks
Especially the girls
And if you object to gay marriage, you shouldn’t marry one!
Jeez the pregnant bridesmaid is really tasteless… (was going to say it was naff, but bit late for that, no?)
Being pregnant is tasteless is it? Twirp.