Q – Why did the Brazilian footballer get in trouble when presenting a radio show?
A – Coz he left his Maicon
*parps vuvuzela*
Q – Why did the Brazilian footballer get in trouble when presenting a radio show?
A – Coz he left his Maicon
*parps vuvuzela*
Describe the coat.
Now that Slovenia, Nigeria and S.Korea are out, i’m going to miss Jokic, Shittu and Dong-Gook.
Spain are a man down for their next match. One of their defenders is feeling Piqué.
Argh.
It’s a light duffel, Radge
Good, it’s wicked close out there.
In other news, Roy Keane giving ‘the stare’ when asked about 2002, also defending Capello and getting things straight about the England squad.
Such a shame he doesn’t want to be a pundit.
Apologies, got distracted, here’s the link…
http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid87571505001?bctid=104518030001
Bang fuckin on
The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today. “It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,” said Jamal, aged six
Keane was great value for sure Radge.
David Blaine said to be distraught,seems his record of doing fuck all in a box for 42 days has been beaten by Wayne Rooney..
The England team will make history tomorrow,they’l be the first white men to land into England and told to fuck off back to Africa
What do you do when the grass is too long on a world cup football pitch?
You can always ask a Ghanaian midfielder coz he Asamoah.
What does Keane know about managing, fuckin Cork Knacker.
What do you do when the grass is too long on a world cup football pitch?
You can always ask a Ghanaian midfielder coz he Asamoah.
heh
“said Jamal aged six…” Ha.
What do you call a spanish footballer with no legs? Gracias!
haha
Roy Keane is a fucking rotten cunt
what do you call a spainish man who’s car got robbed?
carlos!
what do you call two spanish fire men?
Jose and hose B!
Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still
alive. He said that the England Team performance on Saturday was completely
s**t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the
message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.
The FA have launched an inquiry to find out how a fan found his way into
the dressing room. And another enquiry into how Emile Heskey found his way
into the dressing room.
Why did the Italian coach get a smack in the mouth? He was getting a bit Lippi.