It’s a tough old life being a sentator. You have to attend the Seanad and sit around talking about things which have no bearing on anything whatsoever. Then you have to pick up your salary, which is heavy, claim those expenses you’re entitled to, and then, when you think your work is done, you have to go on a four-day all-expenses paid trip to a sunny land staying in a five-star hotel to play golf.
Quite how Donie Cassidy, leader of the Seanad, was able to cope I will never know. The sacrifice he made was up there with our greatest patriots, those who fought for our independence, those who did so much – not for themselves – but for the nation they love. And those of us who might point fingers and accuse Donie and his politician chums of living the high life and ignoring the problems of home, don’t really know what we’re talking about. The man himself put us back in our boxes with his impassioned cry from the heart:
I gave up my whole bloody weekend in the name of Ireland.
His whole bloody weekend in the name of Ireland. How could we have been so pass-remarkable? He gave up his weekend in the name of Ireland by going to Turkey to play golf and live it up in a 5-star hotel. We’re not talking about intangibles here. He didn’t give up something irrelevant like his career, something inconsequential like his reputation or a trifle such as his life. No, he gave up that thing most precious to any Irish man – his bloody weekend. They only come once a week you know. To waste one in such circumstances must be so galling knowing you have to wait a full five days for another one (and having to ‘work’ three of those days too – we expect so much from our unelected representatives).
Donie Cassidy, how can you ever forgive us? How can we right this dreadful wrong and ensure such a tragedy never occurs again? Tell us, Donie, we’ll do whatever it takes.
You colossal prick.
I’d give up EVERY bloody weekend if it meant being put up in an all expenses paid five-star hotel!
How dare those Turks treat him like royalty, the bastards! They’ll pay for this!
Let’s declare a jihaidst Islamic kebabish war on Turkey. That’ll teach them.
Was funny on Newstalk this morning,he was in full defence rant,including the things he’s sacrifice and Yates just asked him..
“Donie,Donie!on a serious note though.” (Donie still ranting-then stops)
“How’s the swing?”
the only thing in his favour is you’d have to say claiming to be respectable or getting fresh at the weekend is infinitely preferable to rocking around the christmas tree.
@Twenty – we’ll get Minister Conor Lenihan on that one, he loves the oul Turks so he does!
Donie ‘the rug’ Cassidy probably went to Turkey in search of a magic carpet for his head.
Was funny on Newstalk this morning,he was in full defence rant,including the things he’s sacrifice and Yates just asked him..
“Donie,Donie!on a serious note though.” (Donie still ranting-then stops)
“How’s the swing?”
heh, gold.
Looks like he’s got unmatched collar and cuffs all right, Conan.
From time to time you hear some stupid comments that really stand out, ones that grab your attention for being funny or racist or controversial or whatever the case may be but the prize for the whingiest, most miserable, innappropiate, ill-judged, hate provoking and downright fucking scandalous utterance that I have ever fucking heard goes to you Donie `the martyr’ fucking Cassidy you miserable fucking bastard. When I thought I was getting almost immune to the daily flow of scutter from the Daíl, the banks, the HSE etc. along came Donie ‘does my arse look big in this wig’ fucking Cassidy and manages rekindle all that hate anger and fucking disgust for him and those like him. Donie if you’re reading this let it be known that if I ever fucking see you I won’t just stick your driver up your hole put I’ll stick the bag the cart and the whole fucking lot up there too – you dirty, miserable, scurrilous, fucking bollocks.
Do you not like him?
Reminds me of this bollocks
Me and Donie go way back Bock – we’re thick as thieves except he never lets me be the thief – he says he wants it all for himself.
Here are some pearls of his wisdom from April 2008 – I hope to God nobody listened to the bastard – although as it was said in the Seanad no-one probably heard him in the first place:
“We have a duty to tell first-time house buyers, young couples with no previous experience, that there is unbelievable value in the marketplace today. It will not last forever. It is never the wrong time to do the right thing. I offer the House the benefit of my experience and my opinion which is all any Member can do. I will remind the House, perhaps in 12 or 18 months, when prices have again increased by 25% or 30%, that they were told this by the Leader of the House on this historic day, the tenth anniversary of the Good Friday Agreement.”
So when the Turkish PM joins the next flotilla to Gaza, his new pal Donie will be there in solidarity ,up front a la Jack Dawson and the IDF might accommodate the nation
That ivan yates – bogus cunt – he’s part of it too, “how’s the swing, donie?” fuck off yates
My day spoiled by seeing a Picture of the loathsome smirking cunt Nesbitt being installed as chancellor of the University of Ulster in the morning edition Belfast Telegraph.
I KNOW a young couple that took his advice
He didnt ADVISE them but he did INFLUENCE them with his words
Now they are tied to a Half million 40 year mortgage which is already in negative equity
This cunt does not even represent anyone but himself
Oh yes, Thomas J. Clarke,Sean Mac Diarmada, Thomas MacDonagh, P. H. Pearse, Eamonn Ceannt,
James Connolly, Joseph Plunkett move over.
Ireland has a new hero- Donie the Cunt Cassidy. On that basis Padraig Harrington should be the next President.
He’s been golfing for Ireland for years whereas Donie is only an amateur. I don’t give much for his chances as a professional either because if the cunt’s eyesight is so bad as to find that wig remotely credible then he’ll be lucky not to break 72- at the first hole.
What a self-aggrandising prick.
To think that in the self-same chamber there was a Senator by the name of W B Yeats.
In comparsion having the likes of Cassidy in there is like watching pigs root around a palace.
Jeysus, ya have to laugh at that… otherwise it would be an extremely aggressive act against a government building!
Why does this make me really curious as to what the right honourable parasite does on the weekends that he does not sacrifice for Ireland?
Fairly swiftly we’re reminded who picked up the tab for the golfing extravaganza for these cunts. The raping of the Turkish tax coffers demonstrates just how greasily Turkey will slot itself into the Eurozone. I can just see Senator Cassidy in his new fez, putter in one hand, and a greasy kebab in the other. Showbanding cunt.
I’d like Cassidy to detail what exactly he did to benefit Ireland directly by heading to Turkey.
Actually, I might just e-mail him and ask.
Jesus HM if you have his e-mail send it on to me. I want to tell him what an all-round great fucking guy he is. No doubt he’ll be able to get back to me on one of his 4 day weekends and thank me for my kind words of approval for the stellar contribution he’s making to Ireland not just at home but by promoting a positive image of us abroad too. Lets hear it for Donie ‘butch’ Cassidy everyone………….
Why does the cunt wear that wig anyway, is his head cold?
Donie.Cassidy@oireachtas.ie
He won’t answer, he’s washing his hair.
I’ve e-mailed him.
Chris Andrews hasn’t responded to my e-mail regarding the further €12 billion for Anglo.
They. Don’t. Give. A. Fuck.
sent an email to cassidy there, dont expect a response. i did make reference to his comments being inspired by his wig tho.
Maybe he’ll resign, announcing he wants to spend time with someone else’s hair.
I think you are being very hard on the esteemed Senator. I mean not only does he sacrifice his downtime to further our country’s efforts, but with that name and that fucking hair, he is, by dint of being a public servant, denying himself all the riches that the Country & Western Music scene would bring him.
adopts Kenny Rogers twang…
…”I hit a five iron to three feet Lucille,
my hair’s not my own, don’t I look quite surreal”
Waste of time emailing those Oireachtas.ie mail addresses. Half of the fuckers there don’t even use those addresses (I used to work there).
You could try leaving comments in the embedded contacts on ff.ie here
http://www.fiannafail.ie/people/contact/donie-cassidy/
Or drop him a nice friendly letter to his constituency office:
Church Street, Castlepollard, Co Westmeath
Better still I’m sure he’d love to hear from you in person: Tel: 01-6183578…
or by Fax: Fax: 01-6184172…
Cunt!
…and the galling part of it all is they honestly expect us to swallow such vomit… (obviously there are some that do)… We really are a nation of insipid, stupid cunts!!
Great comment by Yates on Newstalk this morning.. caught the malignant bollix a beauty!!
Action Man – with that little post you’ve done more than donie could have done all of last weekend serving his country.
DD – he washes his hair in the washing machine so thats no excuse for not answering.
Have I mentioned what a fucking bollocks he is?
Not yet Murty.
But, reading between the lines, I’m beginning to realise that you may think that he is.
Holy Shit:
“Three ministers and two senior civil servants in serious condition following lone gun attack on cabinet meeting in Farmleigh House..”
“Gardaí say a man armed with a machine gun and grenades burst into the meeting room after tricking security. Numerous shots were fired and at least one grenade exploded before he was shot dead by an armed detective”
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“Not yet Murty.
But, reading between the lines, I’m beginning to realise that you may think that he is.”
It’s not about whether I think it or not….the fact is that Donie ‘my hair is in the dryer’ Cassidy is a peerless fucking prick.
Fook ya HM, you had me going there, just searched all the news websites!
Neh neh neh
They don’t call you Action Man for nothing.
Three ministers and two senior civil servants in serious condition following lone gun attack on cabinet meeting in Farmleigh House..”
Carlsberg don’t do news bulletins, but if they did ….
The difficulty I had with HM’s newsblurt was the bit about a ‘lone gun attack.’
I thought that was strange because for that sort of gig there’d be a queue.
Fuk ya HM,.. I thought the year had taking a turn for the better..
Things must be bad when we wish it was true…. & I do!!,,,,, said without the slightest twinge of guilt
Your can just picture Harney taking a bazooka round for the team. She wouldn’t even drop her cheeseburger.
Cunts
and still her head looks too big for her body
Flynn’s ‘farming’ wife rakes in state cash , from todays independant.
This is an even bigger disgrace,apparently she “bought” a farm that she’s never stepped foot on with the money Pee baby got from Tom Gilmartin.now the cunt gets farmers grants,massive ones, from the eu ,for her troubles. it just goes on and fucking on.im leaving.
just watching the six news. lots about the two reports criticising banks, regulator and government. typical of ireland, there is going to be a commission set up to investigate, but the government are setting the terms of reference. hence, the commission will be investigating the role of banks and regulators in the cluster fuck that is the irish economy, but, surprisingly enough, not the role of the government. robert mugabe is probably pointing us out to zimbabweans saying “you think i’m bad. wait to you cop a load of these gangsters”
Apparently Mary Harney spoke about the health of Irish people today. She got up and clearly, succinctly and intelligently addressed the key issue of the day which involves women being told their unborn babies are dead and having their miscarriages cleansed but oooops, the babies weren’t dead at all.
That’s a lie. She spoke about banning sunbeds for U18s
Oi porridge!! how many times do ya have to be told!! It was fuk’n LEHMANs fault, doya hear, Lehmans!!!!!! Cue, Benny Hill theme!!
i really fucking hope brazil win the world cup.
Oi porridge!! how many times do ya have to be told!! It was fuk’n LEHMANs fault, doya hear, Lehmans!!!!!! Cue, Benny Hill theme!!
Poor Jens
“Motivation, motivation, motivation. The three M’s.”
Alan Latchley aka Peter Cook.
I wonder if the wig wearing Cunt visiting Turkey to promote Ireland or was he promoting his own business of cheap hotel rooms in his half of Parnell Square at our expense!
Pox bottle!
http://www.golfturkey.com/sueno-hotels-golf-belek.htm
Nice place to stay – I wonder if anybody we know owns it ?
I love they way foddeners get English syntax wrong all the time.
Sueno Hotels Golf Belek?
Sueno Golf Hotel, Belek surely.
And on the menu:
Pleasing chicken and happy vegetable medley with sauce tomat.