Monthly Archives: June 2010

Mattie McGrath – irritating cunt

Many of our politicians are irritating in their own special ways. John Gormley, for example, by being John Gormley. Paul Gogarty for lacking the wit and intelligence to learn new words. Mary Coughlan for being the most powerful special needs … Continue reading

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Given the day that’s in it …

… and the shocking punfest that’s going in the comments on the previous post, this is my favourite ever post on this blog. Originally posted nearly 5 years ago. 5 fuckin’ years. Jaysus. — Malachy Wong It was a quiet … Continue reading

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The lottery ticket man

Every day I see him walk down my road. Then a short time later he walks back and he is always busying away at scratch cards. He scratches them all the way home. He must buy loads of them if … Continue reading

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Terrible World Cup jokes – part 3

Q – Why did the Brazilian footballer get in trouble when presenting a radio show? A – Coz he left his Maicon *parps vuvuzela*

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1966

Yesterday a group of rather excited  late 50s/early 60s Jerries found their way into Ron’s to watch the football. They provided such an atmosphere, sitting there in near silence drinking steins of Paulaner and generally being most amused when England’s … Continue reading

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New RTE show ‘Do the Right Thing’

Saw this via Rick O’Shea’s  Twitter. The two winners of DO THE RIGHT THING will travel to some of the most underdeveloped areas in the world where they will work on aid projects like building schools in Africa, protecting endangered … Continue reading

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Stocking Lane

The cycle up was always torture. Some steep bits but mostly it was just a long, painful incline. Maybe these modern cyclists with their lycra and their spandex and their girly shaved legs could fly up them on their carbon … Continue reading

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Peddling peddlers

Perhaps it’s the good weather that has them out in droves but I’ve had bucklet load of people call to my door to try and convince me to change from things I already have to other things I really don’t … Continue reading

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Smoking was good for you

Thanks to midnightcourt

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22 billion reasons never to vote FF or Greens again

Right here. I hope they all catch fire. I know sometimes I am prone to, perhaps, exaggerated statements wishing ill will on others, but honestly, I really mean it. If every last one of them burned in front of me, … Continue reading

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Right here.

I hope they all catch fire. I know sometimes I am prone to, perhaps, exaggerated statements wishing ill will on others, but honestly, I really mean it.

If every last one of them burned in front of me, I would laugh at them while they screamed. And throw tyres on them too.