64 Responses to Next time we have an open top Taoiseach …

  1. Jo says:

    Oh, that must be from when he won the Most Beautiful Taoiseach Pageant.

    Oh wait, no tiara, no sash…

  2. Twenty Major says:

    Similarities with that Mary Harney pic from Paddy’s day are a bit frightening

  3. Jo says:

    Maybe they’ve been to the same Ugly Politician School of Ettiquette? I’d say Brian can get out of a sports car in a short skirt without flahsing his bits as well.

  4. Holemaster says:

    They love motorway openings because they’re the only useful thing they did in 10 years. And I’m sure the local parish priest blessed it. So Muslims and Hindus should probably stick to the old road just in case.

  5. Twenty Major says:

    I’d say Brian can get out of a sports car in a short skirt without flahsing his bits as well.

    Be thankful for small mercies there

  6. Jo says:

    Meheh, I love how the sun reflecting off her tshirt is illuminating her face with a hulk-like green glow.

  7. Jo says:

    You reckon it’s a small mercy then, Twenty?

  8. Twenty Major says:

    Shrivelled, Jo. And that’s as much as I want to consider it.

    HM – toll is higher for non-catholics

  9. on the dry says:

    the bullet would bounce of his head and kill the driver

  10. noddy says:

    What I’d like to know is where are the angry crowds?

  11. noddy says:

    Or world pie eating champ is greeted by his village.

  12. Irate Chemist says:

    Who the fuck is he waving at (or high-fiving)?

  13. Jo says:

    A-tollah?

  14. Jo says:

    It might be an attempted boob-grab, Irate Chemist. The horror.

  15. Holemaster says:

    You nailed it Noddy. That’s pretty much it. Rednecks.

  16. noddy says:

    Or “Does this look gangsta”
    “Oh bejaysus it does an all Biffo”

  17. Irate Chemist says:

    He has the technique all wrong!

  18. noddy says:

    Wheres Borat?

  19. Jo says:

    It’s like Lenny in Of Mice and Men. That’s where all our tax euros are going, compensation to al lthe women the Taoiseach has accidentally mangled.

    ‘I was just pettin’ the soft pretty lady!’

  20. Irate Chemist says:

    Ugh. In the horrors at the thought.

  21. noddy says:

    OOOOh The wind on my hands sure feels nice

  22. jonjoward says:

    “Hic,where am i now ,Hic”

  23. jonjoward says:

    Harney looks like a special olympian in that picture.

  24. noddy says:

    “Hic,where am i now ,Hic”

    Heh Heh

  25. on the dry says:

    jonjoward go on the dry soon think of your liver

  26. noddy says:

    Oh jesus that Harney pic.
    Thats a photoshop job it has to be.
    The though of herself and Biff doing a convoy Then add in a few others Ned Bat,Dick, De Bert Sweary Mary in the entourage.
    And to cap it all these are the beauts that some fuckwits actually voted in.
    Oh dear God.
    We are fuckingly fucked.

  27. on the dry says:

    thats about the only good thing you can say about brian HE DRINKS

  28. jonjoward says:

    jonjoward go on the dry soon think of your liver

    otd;thought about that once but decided its fucked anyway.can always buy a new one in india,i’ll probably wait though, till i see which way brian goes first.

  29. jonjoward says:

    Cathal Magee was berated from the floor at the annual general meeting of the EBS for being one of the long-serving directors who gave the go-ahead for its involvement in commercial property lending.

    Mr Magee (56) will take over as the €228,466 head of the HSE after Prof Brendan Drumm ends his five-year term in August.
    Nice work if you can get it.!!

  30. on the dry says:

    dont buy it in india jonjaward it turns yellow to quick

  31. jonjoward says:

    suits me fine OTD,already have that jaundiced look about me anyway.yellow skin,yellow liver, sounds like a fine match to me!

  32. jjimy says:

    Country’s getting more like Aminal Farm every day!!. And Cowan’s pighead is the spit o’Napoleon

  33. on the dry says:

    after the colostomy jonjowward get the shoes to match now i am of for dump

  34. jonjoward says:

    The voice of experience otd,off to the pub now, hope you enjoyed your dump.

  35. noddy says:

    Could you make this up
    “The Irish people stood up and backed the banks of Ireland in their hour of greatest need. Now it is time for the banks to stand with the Irish people, to do their job responsibly, and to provide credit to viable Irish businesses that are the engine of job creation.”

  36. maggot says:

    I need a pooh after seeing that picture.

  37. noddy says:

    i think he was having a poo when he came up that shit

  38. Twenty Major says:

    Did Cowen say that?!

  39. on the dry says:

    time for stout

  40. noddy says:

    He sure did Twenty.

  41. Twenty Major says:

    I didn’t think it was possible to hate the cunt even more than I already do.

  42. noddy says:

    Actually I suspect he had it written for him.
    Even more shadowy cunts to hate.

  43. Twenty Major says:

    What a lying cunt he is.

  44. jonjoward says:

    Fianna Fáil regains second place in poll
    Saturday, 29 May 2010 18:01 RTE news.

    read it and weep peeps,we are FUCKED.

  45. noddy says:

    Get some beer and poporn.
    Lets watch a country implode.
    It seems we are all too complacent to do anything else but leave a grinng buffoon in an opentop lead us there.
    Outraged about everything but the real problems.

  46. jonjoward says:

    The grinning buffoon does’nt run the country,he’s never sober long enough.Thats the greater problem.

  47. “The people of Ireland” Don`t you just hate it when that phrase is used in that “its for your own good” context.Usually to an audience who give money at mass and talk of “the emergency”(Noddy`s Times link). Every word Cowpat utters is lightweight meaningless rhetoric. Hard roads, great places, etc. Can`t one of those Viper, Monk, Phsyco, General types take a hit out on him. I`m sure I overheard him dissin` one of their bitches. Or perhaps a session with OTD and then let him walk along the Dodder at night, with his laces undone.

  48. jjimy says:

    Dont forget Tuesday evening in Kildare street then!!

    Hail the greeks!!

  49. Bone Chain says:

    Biffo is a fucking clown.

  50. porridge says:

    is it just me or does his right hand look like a cockerel head (wank blister above thumb is the eye, thumb is the beak and other fingers are the comb)?

  51. No Good Boyo says:

    “Is this how the brakes work?”

  52. on the dry says:

    keith duffy a popstar fucker cant sing cant act can do fuck all’ but you will go far and live in knackerville abington with bling. of for a walk along the dodder and if i see cowen i will push the jibber in

  53. jonjoward says:

    It’s not Cowen’s fault, he’s not in charge
    Politicians are just glorified PR staff for the all-powerful bureaucrats, says John Drennan Sunday Independant 30th may.
    So there you have it!!!Its not stupos fault.

  54. Tonstant Weader says:

    …or better yet, some Dixi portaloos: http://www.motivatedphotos.com/?id=2414

  55. on the dry says:

    its me birthday to day might go for a pint later but must go for me walk

  56. Twenty Major says:

    Happy birthday, otd. I hope you got the stout you wished for.

  57. jonjoward says:

    Happy Birthday OTD.Hope you have a good one.

  58. on the dry says:

    thanks all i will do me best to stay upright

  59. SeanR says:

    He has the look of a fat baby who’s soiled himself.

    So the country’s up shit creek, and the taxpayer shells out for a vintage car so the Taoiseach can open a road … FFS… has the tosser nothing better to do? How about going and actually finding out how many kids died in HSE “care”?

  60. jj mgreer says:

    john drennan is sad even by sindo standards.

    he fancies himself as a wise-cracking dail insider but his stuff is bloody awful on every conceivable level.

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