Feet are ugly things. I fail to understand those deviants who get sexual pleasure from toe sucking or just caressing feet. Feet are for walking, running, stomping, kicking, booting, toe-bogging, leaping, dancing and many other things but not for sexy antics.
I don’t get too hung up on them though, it’s not like they annoy me, and I think the world is a better place when the climate is such that people can get their feet out more.
Summertime footwear for me are flip-flops. I flip, then flop. Then flip, then flop. Then scrape big toe against the ground. Then flop. Then curse out loud.
Whoever invented the flip-flop would always be welcome at one of my late Saturday evening parties in which we sit out the back of my house, eating charred, BBQ meat and drinking booze. I don’t fill a bin with ice and put a load of beers in it because that’s just stupid when I have a fridge.
This summer I have a bit of a problem though. As my last pair of ‘flops wore out I had to get a new one. And being unable to find the most excellent Brazilian ones that are my preference I had to buy a cheaper pair. This has let to much chafage on the inside of each foot where the flopstrap makes contact. I have matching scabs on each foot and I am forced to wear not flip-flops.
I know there’s a Tory MP out there who would probably get off on drinking the clear juice that comes out when you pick a scab (just before it starts to bleed) but that’s not for me.
I just want to flip, then flop.
You bastard, what you sent me was unforgivable. Naturally I have posted it.
Were you a bit pissed writing that?
Pretty sure you can get said flip-flops in Urban Outfitters, if you can handle the hipness that is.
HM – no. I just like flip flops.
FMC, you’re welcome.
Cheers, Daire. Will take a look
Schuh have fairly good ones too ,im picking up a couple of pairs tomorrow for the holidays..
i just cant wear flip flop they do my head in i cant walk straight most of the time as it is i fall over any time i wear them. just keep your yard clean twenty and go bare foot for the outside beer ups, btw fair jealous going on holidays bastards
Quite surprising post. I find them to be the height of cuntishness myself. If a pair of 3/4 trousers are involved, then you are getting a slap. I have a self-imposed ban on visiting London in the summer months for the obvious reasons.
A paddle in the sea is always refreshing.
I’m surprised Maxi hasn’t been on. He loves feet.
“I just want to flip, then flop.”
So join the Green Party.
If a pair of 3/4 trousers are involved, then you are getting a slap
..and shades on the head aswell..get the London Look..
BBQ ? Visitors not allowed to Twenty Towers?
Can you still get Scholls for Blokes ?
I hate flip flops, having big feet and zero coordination does not make wearing them easy.
I’m shocked. You big fucking girls blouse.
The only alternative to flip flops is sandals. I bet you wear sandals with white socks, peadar.
Feet are fucking disgusting and should be hidden from sight in proper shoes.
Have you considered a nice pair of docksiders? Those preppy brown shoes with the leather lacing are attractive without socks. And then you can protect your feet from all manner of filth on the streets.
These are the lads
http://tinyurl.com/3anlguh
I wear flip flops by the pool on holidays only.
I’ve never wore sandals.
Shoes/boots mostly, runners occasionally. Man the fuck up.
Do you wear 3/4 length shorts?
Have you ever draped a jumper over your shoulders?
Peadar – he has cocktail sticks at home. QED
Peader do you drive a car-van with a Meath numberplate?
No HM, why?
Because proper men do unlike fairies who drive their girlfriend’s Minis.
I drive a mans car with a wexford reg. Obviously
I’d say there’s a few car-vans down your way though Peadar. I kind of want one myself. I actually really want a big transit, secretly.
I drive a mans car with a wexford reg.
Doesn’t the man want it back ?
peadar is a shoe man, please do not intimate him to be a long haired stinking leftie pinko flipflopping commie nonce. it’s shoes. black shoes. brown shoes if its summer time and he’s in shorts (by shorts i mean he rolls his slacks up to the knee)
river island do decent flipflops, soft leather strap which shouldnt chaff your delicate ickle feet
ah cunts! where’d my reply go? it was awesome, peadar wears brown shoes and rolls up his slacks in the sunshine, 20′s getting on like a nonce, go to river island, they have soft leathered flipflops that wont chaff your ickle feet
neil young plays his guitar with a flip-flop on the track “let’s impeach the president”
i like playing feet. rubbing feet against feet, bony bits banging off each other, toes scratching, in bed, on a sunday morning. though none of this fergie fetish thing. though never say never. hmmmmph. I miss sunday morning footplay.
These are more your style, Twenty
http://www.bridgat.com/files/animal_shoes_cotton_shoes_embroidery_shoes.jpg
have you tried crocks
Oh CROCKS. Right, I thought…
what did you think hm
Grimy – they’re a little on the butch side for me.
i can see it now’ flipsflops on’ then hanky with knots in four coners on the head’ smoke hanging out of the mouth’ looking for the deck chair
Irish people shouldn’t wear flip flops.
Guinness and hairy toes don’t mix.
“peadar wears brown shoes and rolls up his slacks in the sunshine,”
I also see a mildewed caravan in Tramore, a freyed deckchair with the arse almost touching the sand and a hanky with four knots sweat-stuck on top of the baldspot. What dya reckon, rapey?
Slacks, woolly jumper with suit jacket over it and cap for the winter.
Slacks, woolly jumper with suit jacket over it for the summer.
Am lovin your holiday snaps, twenty:
http://mlatcomics.com/hoovdocs/myspacepics/carl.jpg
Ford Cortina with a sunroof. For that rakish look, like.
Itchy, that was a lovely little romantic interlude earlier. I appreciated it. It’s like you’re the new Holemaster.
What does that make the old Holemaster?
“Have you considered a nice pair of docksiders? Those preppy brown shoes with the leather lacing…”
Will someone fill Medbh in on the whole crazy Dublin-girl-dress-code thing Dubes (Dubarrys) vs Uggs etc. If Twenty were to wear them he would suffer fatal ridicule.
I recommend manly (but not butch) Birkenstocks, or the Aldidl rip-off copies which are just as good and four times cheaper.
How dare you Jo. I’m still very romantic you know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTxW3GWZ5hI
time for stout
Used to have a moth whose feet were perhaps the most beautiful feet of all time. Not that I´m into feet or anything but in summertime when she wore flip flops people would mention how beatiful they were mid conversation. She was an awful cunt though.
BTW men should never wear flip flops. Or sunglasses on their heads.
Scotch egg salad followed by a chunky KitKat.
slacks? wooly jumbers? bald????
Fuck off you cunts.
Twenty you didn’t answer, have you ever wore a 3/4 length shorts or wore a jumper draped over your shoulders? If so your guilty as charged
moth feet? sort of a flip, flop then flap?
should never wear shoes you can’t run in. sandals and their ilk are are for cunts
I’m having a bad mouse day and it’s going out through the window any minute now if it doesn’t cop the fuck on and do what it’s fucking told
I wear cut off denim shorts, peadar. Just below the fold.
You mean denim hot pants, don’t you?
Sounds like that mouse needs a clean Peadar.
Did you try all the obvious things people ask you as if you hadn’t thought of it yourself?
Off topic… Twenty, I see one of your favourite broadcasters Eamon Keane has resigned, reportedly…
add a beard, and it’s twenty
flip flops and denim cutoffs are not in the least bit gay. at all. ever
I love flip-flops. Black ones that I got 4 years ago in the sales. They’re fucking excellently comfy and I’m married so I don’t give a fuck what I look like. I only wear shoes / socks in the dead of winter & work. I’ve been flip-flopping since march, bitches. Also – I wear mostly shorts from march – october.
heh, Porridge.
Conan, yeah. I made that observation on Twitter yesterday and now the story is global man.
Man, check out these Bitches and Hos!
http://i47.tinypic.com/280mh69.jpg
prick!
atomic wedgie for that, hm
Hm, those kittens looked drugged.
And how is kittens on a hoover romantic???
But other than that, of course you’re still romantic, sweets. I didn’t mean to suggest that you’d been deposed.
She was lovely and fair as the rose of the summer, yet ’twas not her beauty alone that won me, oh no, ’twas the truth in her eyes ever dawning, she was an awful cunt though.
Crystal Castles, not the other crystal. I saw them on Tuesday night on Jools live They will be on Jools tomorrow night again. I’m still unsure about them but they’re certainly doing something different. I don’t know what it is but..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWRiVy-I8QY
Porridge – is he wearing a training bra ?
maggot, it’s rio ferdinand – no amount of training would fix any of that
Flip flops are for cunts.
Some bitch stepped on my foot tonight in work wearing stilettos, and when I gave a bit of an exclamation (in the form of a string of profanities)
Her friend told me to get a life and gave me the middle finger.. (and not in a nice way)
ted baker are the best flipflops you can get about 40 euros
Oh porridge!!!! How could you?