Old spoofy bollocks himself, Joe Coleman, claims to have witnessed another appearance by the virgin Mary at Knock. This from the Irish Times:
Jabbing his finger at a cloudy sky, Mr Coleman said: “I seen her there and I seen her there. She did make herself known.”
Dear oh dear. “Seen her”, really?
It’s a shame the blessed virgin didn’t impart the gift of being able to use the past tense correctly. As miracles go that’d be pretty small time. He’s not looking for his bendy legs to be straightened, a tumour the size of a melon to be obliterated or his cross-eyed mate brought back from the dead.
Nope, just the ability to do something a 6 year old can do and use the correct form of verb when speaking in public.
Nevertheless this mystical sky chick gave him a ‘fantastic message’. Apparently she told him the ending to Lost.
His visions will soon dry up now that he cannot get his supplies at the head shop.
This ‘Care in the Community’ philosophy for mentalists clearly isn’t working.
Fr Séamus Ryan, a priest in Coleman’s Ballyfermot parish – “The idea that Our Lady would appear again 130 years [after the initial vision], well that is not the way these things happen,”
Apparently there are rules that control when, where and how visions occur. Someone should e-mail heaven and let them know.
The Kinks wrote a song about it with bad grammar too.
“The seen him here, they seen him there” ….*scratch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQAR-nx4w88
I wonder what will be on Joe Duffy today?
A cross between Joe coleman and mothers of unemployed headshop employees..
@heaven: OMFG. Coleman is totally like WTF?
Mind you it’s pretty tame compared to the moving statues. They were class. You could believe in them !
“The idea that Our Lady would appear again 130 years [after the initial vision], well that is not the way these things happen,”
Obviously not – for starters the volcanic ash will have her grounded.
Ach.
The Virgin appeared in my porridge this morning, but I’m not making a big fuss about it.
Blueberries, you know.
I seen them.
Nobody knows the ending to Lost. That’s just fucking stupid
I love the way The Irish Times make a statement by merely quoting someone’s bad grammar.
“About 200 people attended yesterday’s event, a much smaller turnout than previous “visions”.”
That’s because their eyesight was too fucking damaged to drive their caravans to the chapel.
We caught an exhibition of Chris Ofili’s work in the Tate Britain which included his “Madonna with Elephant Dung.”
Great show.
Any TV programme which uses a Flann O’Brien novel a prop deserves an ending on a bar-stool in The Palace. i.e. a never-ending cycle of never-endings. Lost is fucking tripe. I hope Flann shits on the island and smothers the cunts in a big gooey guinnessy shit a lá tayto crisps bits.
Medbh Says:
May 12th, 2010 at 10:34 am
We caught an exhibition of Chris Ofili’s work in the Tate Britain which included his “Madonna with Elephant Dung.”
Great show.
BITCH!
I read about it. you lucky you.
Apparently Holy Mary is angry at the way Joe has been treated by the authorities at Knock. All the shit going on in the world and she’s angry about that? She needs a bit of perspective.
Unless she is angry that someone hasn’t put the fucker out of his misery by a quick strangling with rosary beads, in which case, I agree with her.
I’ve never thought of you as an art gallery sort of chap itchy.
I’m an art loon maggot. sample of some of the stuff hanging in my gaff
http://i43.tinypic.com/vgtm5k.jpg
Maggot, Itchy is a cultured chap don’t you know.
Hey Itchy, Banksy isn’t cool anymore. Take that down before your friends are over again or you’ll be eye-rolled to death by them.
* HM makes note to move his banksy prints into the bedroom*
“A state of wide lawns and narrow minds” – Hemingway describing Maryland.
And me describing this shithole of a country.
Just replace the “l” with a “y” and you have it spot on, mr scratchy
it’s a dude called DolK HM. I love banksy…he’s just way, way, way out of my wallet league.
http://www.print-london.co.uk/Dolk.html
Maggot, Itchy is a cultured chap don’t you know.
His crabs wear berets and smoke gauloises ?
Needs one of these on his wall – a proper painting
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/A2Dbu_eLuLR/Wild+Wonderful+Whites+West+Virginia+After/4lLEZA2OEZn/Joe+Coleman
or el cuno, after hearing Cowen speak like a pig on The Matt Cooper Show on monday – “A state of wide mouths full of shit”. Anybody hear him spluttering and spitting like an elephant the other day? A fucking embarrassment to mankind.
Itchy, who came first, the Dolk or the Banksy?
The prints I own are only rip off prints, not originals. £20 a pop bought in London, innit.
I got Banksy’s book, it’s great.
Banksy came first and is on a different planet to dolk. His street art is amazing. I read that a guy bought a building which Banksy had graffi’d and then took the wall down and sold the wall at auction Banksy has a very good documentary type film called “Exit through the gift shop”. It’s pretty wild. documentary type film, can’t make my mind up.
Whats the name of the bansky book Jo? givvus a lend of it please.
Itchy – yeah, I heard that. It was disgusting. A snorting, snot swallowing pig he is.
“And yay, seeing how unhappy the people were, Joe did take the sacred powder and changed the water into mustard”:
First Miracle of Coleman according to the book of Scobe, Chapter VI, Verse 23.
We had a fall of hail stones this morning – what’s it been like in your neck of the woods ?
From the Old Testicle:
“And he will be known as the black diamond man and he will befriend cross of eye and gather a hoard of the freckled skin and flame of hair and will behold the glorious vision above the land of the pointless airport”
Fr Séamus Ryan, a priest in Coleman’s Ballyfermot parish – “The idea that Our Lady would appear again 130 years [after the initial vision], well that is not the way these things happen,”
Ha Ha!
That’s almost as good as the Limerick diocesan office spokesman who was talking about last summer’s tree stump worshipers, and said “While we do not wish in any way to detract from devotion to Our Lady, we would also wish to avoid anything which might lead to superstition.”
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/frontpage/2009/0709/1224250319175.html
Maggot, is that old King Billy himself?
Bertie comes to The Island and starts Fianna Fáil.
Indymedia is a load of fucking bollocks. They don’t publish my comments.
Impartial my hole. Front for the IRSP and the likes.
Banksy is like just so noughties, ya get me bro?
IT’s hard (VVVV hard) to believe that these chancers have any credibility?!
Be fun to tighten his nuts with a vice grip til he admist he is a lying cunt!
always like to think of joe coleman as a retarded version of tattoo from fantasy island – “hey boss, the virgin, the virgin”.
imagine the amount of sightings he’d get if he hung around heathrow instead of knock
http://keetsa.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/virginapril242007.jpg
Banksy is pretty awesome. I gave the brother his Wall And Peace book last year two days after his birthday cos I hadn’t finished reading it.
Can you read a Banksy book?
I only look at the pictures
It’s so picture-skew
We’re a kind race. Anywhere else Coleman would be hunted away with big sticks.
Althugh death stalks village life in Ireland some of the idiots are still in public practise.
Justing to some audio from the “Riot” at Leinster house..
Why do people make up stupid songs about what they are protesting about?
Makes my blood boil..I dont know why..
Are they reworking classic hits or pop favourites?
12 euro in HMV itchy. Compelling reading/looking. Pictures and comments and little stories.
“Another prick in the Dail”?
“Another prick in the Dail”?
We don’t need no pension taken…
Yes I can HM, yes I can.
The question is….. Can [/i]you[\i] read a Banksy book.
Goddamn it!
Stupid italic inputting stupid bastard stupid thing.
If Joe saw her on his way to the bar he’s a nut. If he saw her after he left he was in his cups.
Is that the ending to Lost?
two others from the gallery of scrotum, both ncad students flogging their wares. first one is titled “sadam international airport- an original drypoint on fabiano” 2004. i love it. 2nd one is an untitled print. two of my mates. support your local artist, circular flow of income and all that
http://i44.tinypic.com/hx12ft.jpg
http://i40.tinypic.com/j82pvt.jpg
http://www.defastenism.4t.com/
http://www.garyfarrelly.blogspot.com/
holy fuck. the charlatan is on the front page of yahoo. this is fucking third world voodoo shit. we have become nigeria-zimbabwe-haiti in the eyes of the world. it’s official. we are a fucking basketcase. yeah, yeah, yeah, i hear ye…mother teresa will be here next aka niall lickarse mccarthy sapian stab-in-the-back quinn.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100511/tuk-crowds-await-apparition-at-shrine-e1cd776.html
thanks for heads-up on banksy book jo.
HM; here’s my print of one outside my bathroom, well – not a print; nicked it from the www and got a friend to clean it up dpi and shit – says to me – “come to disneyland and eat mcdonalds or i’ll fucking kill ya”
http://i40.tinypic.com/4g6esn.jpg
, and 1 more from steve bell which said it all
http://i42.tinypic.com/29vgj77.jpg
right. i got the bell just there. i’m off to the pub with a mate. we got a taxi into town on tuesday night and between this and that the taxi-driver and I got yapping. Me mate is very quiet. ive never had head-shop stuff but my quiet mate consumes the stuff like mary harney at a free buffet. he gave us his card and told us that he does a delivery service of head -shop stuff. normal fee for the goods followed by a tenner delivery charge, local. He also has/has a stall in a market which opens on sundays. we discussed biz ideas which is one the reasons i’m interested in head-shops products. filler, he loved flogging bzp, it was a money tree. anyhow. meeting a friend of a friend who knows him and will give you update of scene. ireland of the welcomes my fucking hole.
Nice prints there Itchy. That one of the Vietnamese war child is fucking disturbing. I’m going to have to watch some porn now so I can sleep.
To include in Twenty’s list: absolutely everything this cunt has ever said, about anything ever in the history of the entire universe, ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO33i4XchuA
I wonder if you’d draw a big crowd if you made an elephant with Madonna’s dung?
P.S. I’ve been to Knock.
They are all virgins there.
Was it today he was predicting the next appearance at knock? Or tomorrow?