Spider webs

Perhaps I’m being shallow but I honestly think that people who get tattoos on their neck are intrinsically capable of the worst kind of evil.

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27 Responses to Spider webs

  1. MLK says:

    I definitely wouldn’t let one babysit my puppy

  2. Drunk Kitteh says:

    Tattoos are the trashiest thing you can get.

  3. Loco Lobo says:

    Rest assured, neck tats are an indication of a rap sheet, time in the joint and an IQ lower than worm shit.

  4. Icarus says:

    If its higher than the t-shirt neckline, it’s a fair bet the person has been in or will at some stage be in prison.

  5. Jo says:

    Sure, there’s bad ones, but tats are art on your skin.

    http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1r24ocY1s1qzabkfo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1272910910&Signature=LmhXOYc1Q0lZJyB29QWKujPvn%2Fo%3D

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/tattoosbyspeck/4438492205/in/photostream/

    Drunk Kitteh, that’s something of a bullshit statement. There are good tats and bad ones. There are WAY trashier things you can get.

    You could get a stretch hummer.
    You could get venereal disease.
    You could get your baby’s ears pierced.

  6. Jo says:

    Some of these are fucking amazing.

    http://fuckyeahtattoos.tumblr.com

  7. itchybollix says:

    I know two people with tattoos who are charming, witty and intelligent. So there.

    Since I punished by body way too much last night I am going to sit in my chair

    http://domestikgoddess.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/ovalia-egg-chair.jpg

    for the evening and start reading tinker, tailor, soldier spy by le carré – i’ve put it off for too long

  8. Magoo says:

    What if they’ve had something like, “Hope is the dream of the waking man” tattooed, or a fluffy yellow chick, or a cute little bunny..

  9. maggot says:

    http://tinyurl.com/35xewfr

    Top 10 footballers’ tattoos

  10. maggot says:

    start reading tinker, tailor, soldier spy by le carré

    I’m not going to tell you the ending.

  11. SAm Crea says:

    had a young lad in the bar last night all tattoo’s including some on his neck… kept trying to play the hard man roaring and shouting and trying to look all crazy… couldnt help feeling he was just a nice young lad who for some reason felt the need to be ‘mad’…

  12. GLUAISTEAN says:

    What end of Johnny Eagle?

  13. on the dry says:

    tattoos nice on a women’s back mmmm

  14. Fragrant Pete says:

    This crusty old curmudgeon will get up some people backs
    http://www.newcriterion.com/articles.cfm/demello-dalrymple-2647
    but sometimes the truth hurts.

  15. Lorcan the Lion says:

    Never understood why anyone would get a tattoo on their back. Isn’t a bit like buying what you think is a nice painting then hanging it with the picture side facing the wall?

  16. Practically all tattoos end up looking like blue biro smudges.
    And what happens to your nice symmetric ring of thorns when you get old and your body starts to sag, eh? I reckon it’ll starts looking like a buckled bicycle wheel.

  17. maggot says:

    Going a bit further Lung – did Paula Yates get to keep her tattoos in heaven ?

  18. Taya says:

    I’ve never seen picture that made me think thats the best thing I’ve ever seen and I’m so sure it will never be topped I better have it engraved on my body
    Perhaps someone should open a picture framing shop next door to a tattoo one and the sign could read
    Why not just put a picture of it on you mantle piece instead
    also love the guys who tattoo the names of their kids and date of birth
    I just carry a small picture ..in case I forget

  19. porridge says:

    pretty soon, everyone in ireland will have a tattoo: property of irish banks. and probably one of these as well, so they can keep track of their indentured slaves
    Barcode-Tattoo.jpg

  20. on the dry says:

    think i will go and have a tattoo and a pint

  21. Jo says:

    Interesting article, Itchy.

  22. Git says:

    Anybody know what the story is with those little black dot tattoos you see on the knuckles of people who’ve been locked up?
    I’ve been in the company of plenty of low-lifes in my time with different numbers of dots, but anytime I asked about them I was told to mind my own business. I don’t think it’s a status thing, because the person I saw with the most dots was a weedy little ferret-face cunt. Maybe it’s to signify how many people call you their ‘lover’. I dunno.
    Any ideas?

  23. Feynmans Ghost says:

    Git –>
    Its how many times you ate feces in prison

    Tatoos are only a good idea if you plan to die young and have a good looking body

  24. Sergeant Mick says:

    Git –>
    Its for All cops are bastards = ACAB

  25. itchybollix says:

    Sergeant Mick Says:
    May 3rd, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    Git –>
    Its for All cops are bastards = ACAB

    tru dat

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