Wonders of the solar system

What a brilliant series. I love the unexplainable vastness of space. Always have. It makes me feel very, very, very small indeed but it’s a good small. And Professor Brian Cox is deadly and all smiley and stuff..

I am definitely of the opinion that there’s got to be more life out there, and not just bacteria frozen in ice. I mean proper full-on, spaceship driving aliens. I would be very disappointed if we never discovered them, or they us, in my lifetime. Sure, they might park giant flying saucers over our cities and use us for food when not cross breeding with our women, but dammit it’d be exciting.

Plus the sooner we find aliens the sooner we get cool stuff like teleporters and laser pistols.

Anyway, just to make you feel small:

It’s well worth watching this in fullscreen at 720p. Click through to YouTube to do that.

Tiny.

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116 Responses to Wonders of the solar system

  1. Radge says:

    You’re being talked about on Tubridy – the beaut.ie girls are on.

  2. maggot says:

    That series is heresy. There is only the earth with the sun going round it.

  3. Twenty Major says:

    Don’t even start.

    Just had a listen back, Radge. Cheers.

  4. GLUAISTEAN says:

    IRELAND IS FULL OF ASTRONAUTS…..SPACE BETWEEN THEIR EARS…

  5. maggot says:

    “V” from the 80s was class TV.

  6. And when they do land ,Twenty, you know the Irish will pick them for the Euro qualifiers.

  7. itchybollix says:

    sue the people at beaut for mentioning you to that useless cunt turbridy. he even makes foxnews appear left’ish.

    professor cox. heh.

  8. Holemaster says:

    I really like the alien in the chewing gum ad. We’re so shit he decides to fuck off back home.

  9. divneymathers says:

    Coincidently I’m watching the last episode now in HD, I recorded it. Unfortunately the bloody audio is way out of synch for some reason. But the images make up for it.

    Great series.

  10. itchybollix says:

    thanks twenty..that was excellent. made me think of moby -we are all made of stars (he used to be a dude..)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAh6fk0KD1c

    and bad religion – we have no control – still total dudes

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MviVCjj03Wg

    and the game, Quazar

    we are insignificant, but ff are still a pack of corrupt cunts.

    SG, this was the vid and song to do with bass I coudn’t put a name to last week. waawaa-o!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8aVg8s0-H8

  11. itchybollix says:

    GLUAISTEAN Says:
    April 5th, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    IRELAND IS FULL OF ASTRONAUTS…..SPACE BETWEEN THEIR EARS…

    heheh

  12. maggot says:

    Good old reliable Gluey!

  13. Fill3rup says:

    I have the series ordered on Blu-Ray…2 weeks!!

  14. Maxi Cane says:

    When is this spacey thingy on the telly box?

  15. divneymathers says:

    Episode 5 last in the series was shown on BBC last night.

  16. divneymathers says:

    Available on the BBC iPlayer.

    http://tinyurl.com/yzmfz58

    You may require registering a proxy server.

    http://freeproxyserver.net/

  17. itchybollix says:

    or if you want to contibute to the circular flow of income

    http://www.bbcshop.com/Science+Nature/Wonders-of-the-Solar-System-Blu-Ray/invt/bbcbd0078

  18. on the dry says:

    for mash get smash

  19. divneymathers says:

    “The Known Universe by AMNH”

    That a fantastic video, hadn’t seen it before.

  20. noddy says:

    Be an interesting day all right if the hoors show up.
    Then again having watched war of the Worlds maybe not

  21. divneymathers says:

    Shit, they’re still out there!
    Anyone got

  22. divneymathers says:

    Sorry, anyone got a link to the Tubridy mention?

  23. Loco Lobo says:

    This blog is from outer space. And so are the commenters.

  24. Twenty Major says:

    That a fantastic video, hadn’t seen it before.

    it’s awesome.

    Div – http://www.rte.ie/radio1/thetubridyshow/

    ‘Listen to latest show’ on the right hand side, last 10 mins of prog

  25. Twenty Major says:

    This blog is from outer space. And so are the commenters.

    You know it, Orson

  26. itchybollix says:

    jesus….aghhhhh….the cunt is playing some fucking shit “how do you like your eggs in the morning”. Safe pair of hands. ugh.

    beaut didn’t call you a lovely gentleman twenty..

  27. Twenty Major says:

    That’s only because they know I am actually a lovely gentleman and didn’t want to ruin my image

  28. itchybollix says:

    ryan turbridy has moved ahead of chris de burgh on my “creepy people who make me fucking squirm” shit-list.

  29. Twenty Major says:

    It did sound like he wanted to groom me, didn’t it?

  30. Micosavo says:

    brilliant…

  31. maggot says:

    It did sound like he wanted to groom me, didn’t it?

    Heh

    MacaqueMonkeys.jpg

  32. Paul Carr says:

    Hi Twentymajor,

    Love your blog!!! I like your writing style. First time posting here. Keep up the good work.

    Here’s a good program to download.

    Celestia

    http://www.shatters.net/celestia/

    You’ll get an idea of the size of the planets and moons of the Solar System as well as the stars relative to each other and the distances between them. You can whizz around the universe, scale into or out of planets and moons and our Sun and other stars as well as adjust the angle you view the planetary body up, down and to the sides using your keyboard and mouse. You can also speed up or slow down time and track a planetary body as it progresses on its orbit.

    Personally, I don’t think Venus or Mars are all that far from Earth especially when Mars is at opposition to the Earth and Venus is in inferior conjunction to the Earth. For example, using this Celestia program, you can still see the Earth and Moon as two separate points of light as seen from Venus when the moon is at maximum elongation from the Earth (and at the moment Venus is on the far side of the Sun relative to the Earth). The Earth as seen from Venus indeed can be very bright – up to a -7.7 apparent magnitude.

  33. kilian says:

    That vid was amazing. Who was the cameraman? Was he strapped to a star tied to Everest with a big elastic band? Brave cunt.

  34. SuperGrover says:

    I love the sensation of insignificance driven home by stuff like that. It’s a very healthy knowledge. Instead of religions, there should be a monthly global reminder of just how small we are in time and space. Might help us sort the place out instead of becoming so entrenched in the human cycle of greed, war and resentment.

    Itchy, as suspected, never heard the tune, but fair play to your memory skills.

  35. Crank says:

    I’m pretty sure that 100,000 light years out from Earth on that video I could still see Mary Harney’s arse.

  36. gluaistean says:

    I believe there is no capping that comment Crank!
    : )

  37. Ibanez says:

    too much perspective

  38. The cold infinite vastness of space just makes me think of national debt.

  39. Big Ulsterman says:

    Sure it’s amazing how they managed to whiz that camera all the way out there and back without hittin anything.

  40. The Cap'n says:

    One of the best things Douglas Adams ever came up with was a unique torture machine where you could load someone into it like a photo-booth and they’d get a dot on a screen showing their relevance to the entire Universe. Which promptly drove them insane.

    I’m convinced this was Adams’ explanation for religious belief. We simply can’t handle the truth.

    The Wonders of the Solar System is superb alright …

  41. on the dry says:

    crystal swing GOD FUCKING HELP US

  42. The Cap'n says:

    Crystal Swing is nothing that can’t be solved by application of a roadside IED.

  43. divneymathers says:

    I’m only just getting round to listening to the Tubridy show via the link you gave me Twenty. I’ve selected the April 5th episode and the last 10 minutes is all about sporting come backs.

  44. el cuno says:

    That video really made me realise how insignificant I am.
    Of course, I felt like that before I saw it as well.
    (Sorry Woody)

  45. Mr. Weekend says:

    So does this mean we all live in Tibet?

    Oh yeah and it’s “inexplicable”, there’s no such word as unexplainable.

  46. el cuno says:

    not according to dictionary.com…

  47. Feynmans Ghost says:

    Twentys probably supping pints in barcelona now ….

  48. Mr. Weekend says:

    Oops

  49. Feynmans Ghost says:

    I can imagine him in his bomber jacket and doc boots tucked into his stone washed jeans and he jumping up and down in the pub shouting “cmon then …cmon then”

  50. Holemaster says:

    Fuck dictionary.com

    Use a proper one like Cambridge or Oxford. People make up words these days. Stupid non-words like colourdy. Oh yeah stick a ‘dy’ on it and cutesy it up.

    I’ve just had to deal with a brainless moron, hence the rant.

  51. The Cap'n says:

    Best I heard was an American one …. apparently a group of people had ‘elevatorised’ themselves down to the lobby.

    They just love turning a noun into a verb. Its very quiet today. Might think about commuterising myself home.

  52. el cuno says:

    just back from the dentist, forgot how unpleasant it is. Might have to go back tomorrow if the tooth becomes more painable

  53. Feynmans Ghost says:

    Just open your mouth … go and put it on the kerb and open it wide enough as if the kerb is a lovely sandwich and then have some lad stomp on your head …
    That will fix it

  54. Crank says:

    Exactly – kerberise it.

  55. Toronto Icarus says:

    I hate deplane and detrain.

    It makes me want to bleedify somebody.

  56. Loco Lobo says:

    Cap’n, if they were going down they would be loweratorizing themselves.

  57. Holemaster says:

    It all started with ‘chocolaty’.

  58. el cuno says:

    when we all know it should be chocolatesque

  59. peadar says:

    Fuck up or I’ll cunterise the lot of you

  60. itchybollix says:

    Messi is a cunt

  61. I groomed Tubridy.

  62. maggot says:

    Messi is a prolific cunt

    Fixed.

  63. Hacksaw says:

    On the subject of outerspace,nasa has just anounced the space shuttle program,is to be wound down.Its a real fucking pitty because i would love to do a national whip-around and send a very large cargo of our own very special spacers back home, we could vote on our top one hundred,i mean the shuttles cargo deck is very large?Ok better make it fifty!

  64. Loco Lobo says:

    Hacksaw, Nasa is shutting down because the U.S.A is going broke and Obamarama needs what money tha’s left for no show jobs for his supporters. That’s the way it works in Chicago and the Democrat party. The water is already up to our knees.

  65. itchybollix says:

    just back from the pub. We went down for the 2nd half thinking, in a voodoo sense, it may have helped the gunners get through. ah bollix

    Loco, I agree with you but I think it’s bigger than Chicago and the dems. I was talking to a friend in the pub about another guy we know who grew up in our estate and owes anglo irish bank (full name for you maggot..) 57 million euro. If someone we know owes 57 million euro to a bank then the water is up to our knees.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbO2Eh_SJj4

    I apologised to her for my negativity when I said that I really can’t see a way out. It’s a fucking shame and it’s all Bertie Aherns fault for setting such a low standard which the majority of the population -cunts – aspired to.

    Mary Hanafin recently tried to pass off the responsibility by claiming that “the population were demanding better services, more schools, more teachers so the population is as much at fault for demanding it all.” not verbatim. The population demanded these things because FF said they could have them. The population doesn’t get pump-priming, bertie ahern does. Mary Hanafin; up there with turbridy and de burgh as a vile, horrible creep. – who, while an elected member of the oireachtas, still has her teaching job and her teaching pension, along with her dail pension and ministerial pension and will not budge one inch when challenged on the fact that the teaching pension she is going to claim is just a little bit too rich; she is a brazen cunt and is up there with the rest of them.

    In case you haven’t noticed,I’m beginning to despair.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_O%27Callaghan

  66. maggot says:

    You think you feel bad Itchy ? Twenty is blubbing.

  67. Mully says:

    Hello pop pickers … The professor bloke who presents this Solar System show used to be in D:Ream. Indeed, things could only get better.

  68. Holemaster says:

    Joe Fuddy is still banging on about the head shops…. while we’re robbed of €40 Billion.

  69. The Cap'n says:

    Joe is the Confederation of Mothers of Seven for the 21st Century.

    It could have been worse. He might have married Dana and then they’d be lecturing the populace away like some kind of Jim-Bob and Tammy.

    Imagine the kids.

  70. itchybollix says:

    The kids of today are useless. I just heard a teenager ring up and complain about head-shops. I despair again….

  71. The Cap'n says:

    I’d love to get some figures together on the real drug problem in Ireland. The numbers of sedatives passed out like sweeties by doctors.

    But that wouldn’t interest the likes of Joe.

  72. itchybollix says:

    my home town captain – 50% of housewives are zonked on valium, the other 50% are zonked on red wine. Chemists and off-licences on every corner

  73. The Cap'n says:

    Saw a noticeable amount of zonked middle-aged women when I was home for a few months in 2007.

    I noticed it because a taxi-driver pointed it out to me in the states (he called them ‘Percodan Princesses’) and alleged that millions of American women are locked into tranquillisers. As bad as the valium wave in the late 70′s.

    I didn’t quite believe him until I saw some figures saying that something like 20million American women go to their doctor complaining of ‘unspecified back pain’ and that is to get at a tranquilliser prescription.

    Prescription drug use in the States has been out of control for years. I have to say I saw a surprising amount of ‘hazy’ middle aged women in Ireland as well that year.

  74. Holemaster says:

    Must explain them all parking in two spaces.

  75. Holemaster says:

    From Wikipedia on Barry O’Callaghan:

    In September 2008, Enterprise Ireland, a government agency agreed to pay a €30m subsidy to Houghton Mifflin Harcourt to guarantee that its research and development centre, the old Riverdeep unit, would not just remain in Ireland but increase the size of its workforce. Fianna Fáil’s TD, Mary Coughlan, Tanaiste and Minister for Enterprise, praised the deal. [32] At the time, Enterprise Ireland has a €650,000 investment limit to the amount it was allowed to devote to any project but this limit was ignored.

  76. divneymathers says:

    “I have to say I saw a surprising amount of ‘hazy’ middle aged women in Ireland as well that year.”

    That’s just the weather.

  77. The Cap'n says:

    Wouldn’t surprise me if the weather had a lot to do with it, as it goes.

    The underlying point though is that there is a lot of unhappiness in Ireland- the whole Tiger fiasco saw a spike in young males committing suicide and I’m saying that the social pressures attached to the Tiger bullshit (‘keeping up with the O’Joneses’) has had a terrible effect on Irish women as well.

  78. Holemaster says:

    There’s a lot of single women in their 30s who are now realising that they’re getting on a bit and desperate for a family.

    They spend evenings in their jammies downing bottles of wine and large Galaxy bars dreaming that the perfect man is going to call around and ask them to marry them.

  79. Holemaster says:

    The male equivalent is a self loathing hermit who deludes himself into thinking he’ll find a 25 year old model to make his dinners and bear his kids.

  80. Janeymac says:

    “Hacksaw, Nasa is shutting down because the U.S.A is going broke and Obamarama needs what money tha’s left for no show jobs for his supporters. That’s the way it works in Chicago and the Democrat party. The water is already up to our knees.”
    … good call from Obama on that one

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtBy_ppG4hY&playnext_from=TL&videos=2kH2b4L7idg

  81. peadar says:

    my home town captain – 50% of housewives are zonked on valium, the other 50% are zonked on red wine.

    Cop on itchy, thats the kind of exagerating bullshit Duffy would come out with

  82. Crank says:

    Wow, guess I got lucky then, HM.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o89guHN6M3A

  83. Loco Lobo says:

    Janeymac: It’s working Whitey who picks up the welfare tab for blacks. Obama and the likes of him don’t want blacks working for that means they won’t need the government taking care of them. If you’d like to adopt a couple, feel free to do so, it would be appreciated.

  84. The Cap'n says:

    Loco, thats very disloyal considering your President is black. Seems to be doing alright as well.

    I am enjoying all the Republicans desperately trying not to mention their real objection to Obama.

    Just imagine- he’s sitting there now in the Oval Office just whittlin’ a chitlin and planning the day when he and all the brothers can rape all the white women.

    They are bastards for that, those former Presidents of the Harvard Law Review.

  85. dessiegee says:

    No whitey on welfare then? loco lobo

  86. Holemaster says:

    The blacks are just taking a well earned rest from 200 years of slavery.

  87. The little black one was hung like a donkey.
    Tubridy was hung like a hamster.
    The pair of them were as tight as a mouses ear.

  88. maggot says:

    The male equivalent is a self loathing hermit who deludes himself into thinking he’ll find a 25 year old model to make his dinners and bear his kids.

    leave me out of all this HM.

  89. Loco Lobo says:

    Cap’n, The only thing Obama did before he became (this hurts) president was to pass out fliers on street corners in Chicago. Presently he is on his way to Prague to sell out the U.S. to the Russians with a one way treaty that cuts our nuclear capabilities while allowing Russia and China to arm to the teeth. He has slighted our allies in Europe while kissing the asses of the rulers of the Muslim world. In one year he has run up more debt than all of the previous administrations since G. Washington, combined. After he gets the boot in 2012 we’ll be dead broke, busted and we’ll have to give California to China to pay off the debt we owe them. Bad and all as Bush was, he never ever thought of selling out the country.

    Dessie, there’s a rumor of a white women in Arkansaw with a child who’s on welfare. Hasn’t been confirmed as yet, but we’re looking into it.

    HM. Believe me, the colored folks here are taking real advantage of their well earned rest. For instance, when Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans they were too lazy to move their fat asses. They sat and waited for Whitey to come and move them to safety. Some were relocated to Houston, Texas where they went on a crime spree. The Black mayor of New Orleans ran out of town and left them to fend for themselves. He never lifted a hand to help them or anyone else in New Orleans. We are hoping that China will accept them as payment for all that we owe them. The Chinese will treat them as humanely as they do their own and put them to work in the coal mines. Problem solved.

  90. Ryan,c`m`ere to me now. Not a word about this t`anyone.Ye can look at the magazines Dessie brought back from England. Here`s money for sweets.

  91. Captain Con says:

    Loco lobo I’ve heard a lot about Barack Obama but I must say that your summary of his achievements as ‘handing out leaflets in Chicago’ runs a bit short.

    Why can’t you just have the guts to stop implying that he’s a socialist, stop implying he’s some kind of Al-Qaeda plant because his middle name is Hussein and stop implying that he came from nowhere on a mission to blow up Jesus in the White (heh) House or whatever.

    Just fucking admit that you hate the thought of a black President.

    Because people like you are fooling no-one. I refer you to Bill Clinton, the last Democrat President who didn’t have to face any of this shit.

    The man worked his way up from livinng on welfare in a pretty disadvantaged background, worked hard and became President of the Harvard Law Review. Do you have any idea what it takes to earn that place alone?

  92. Toronto Icarus says:

    Sigh…

    Loco Lobo:

    ”…Presently he is on his way to Prague to sell out the U.S. to the Russians with a one way treaty that cuts our nuclear capabilities while allowing Russia and China to arm to the teeth…”

    Actually this limits both the US and Russia to a staggering 1500 warheads each. Sleep well loco, you have enough to wipe out many small countries.

    ”…He has slighted our allies in Europe…”

    Actually Europe is more willing to work with a pragmatist like Obama than ‘George you’re either with us oragainst us Bush’

    ”…while kissing the asses of the rulers of the Muslim world…”

    Unlike Saudi-Prince-hand-holder Bush. Who by the way met the Mullah’s of the Taliban when he was in the oil business in Texas.

    ”…In one year he has run up more debt than all of the previous administrations since G. Washington, combined…”

    That debt was there when he arrived. You must have a short memory. Crash September 2008; seeds for the crash sown 2006-2008; President Obama arrives in January 2009.

    ”…Dessie, there’s a rumor of a white women in Arkansaw with a child who’s on welfare. Hasn’t been confirmed as yet, but we’re looking into it…”

    Just like Karl Rove’s trick of saying McCain had fathered a brown baby in 2000.

    Why don’t you go back to your trailer, your cousin and your gun and wait for the rapture.

  93. itchybollix says:

    Obama rules.

    just read a little bit of this for insight, I won’t have a word said against him.

    And peadar; I was puffing up the stas for effect. plus joe duffy banned me…

    http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/0dbe44f6-2e0d-11df-b85c-00144feabdc0,s01=1.html

  94. itchybollix says:

    loco; that post is so out of line I’m not going to even fucking start. get off your couch and turn off fox.

  95. maggot says:

    I’m puffing on an ancient Loewe pipe listening to music. Barack seems as close to a decent politician as could be found.

  96. Loco Lobo says:

    Cap’n: B. Hussein Obama is a Marxist, a red rat who is doing his best to turn the U.S.into Cuba. Being that he’s half white, I can’t entirely hate him. Only half of him. As for Jesus! He’s not allowed in the White House anymore. At least until 2012 when sanity in the U.S. returns. B. Hussein became president of the Harvard Law Review because he was black. He is a Professional Black Person whose only qualification for any kind of office is being black. He was never on welfare. After his Kenyon father abanded him and his mother, she took off for Pakistan and Indonesia to find another husband of color and he was left to be raised by his white grandparents, not the state. Ah! Bill Clnton. His only care was having his knob lubricated by young interns. He knew what power was about and how to properly use it.

    Ti. Tell Dessie that I checked out the white lady in Arkansaw. She is on welfare and she has two kids, father unknown. Must have been her cousin or brother. Who knows.
    1,500 hundred nukes is only enough for China. We need at least 30,000 to keep ourselves safe. There’s Russia, Iran and Venezuela to finish off as well. Then we have to face the next Muslin crusade out of the middle east. And last but not least, while we’re at it, there’s a lot of nuts in California and Washington State, maybe Oregon that can be nuked as well. All that vacant space in South America and China can be filled with the black population of the U.S. With them sitting on their asses waiting for handouts nothing will be accomplished for centuries, just like Africa. Peace on Earth will have arrived. Gotta go. I have a militia meeting tonight. We’ll talk some politics, drink beer and take target practice. Then we’ll clean our guns and go home to screw our hot cousins.

  97. itchybollix says:

    A black kid died in dublin recently because of ignorant cunts like you loco.

  98. maggot says:

    He’s taking the piss Itchy. Please God let it be so.

  99. itchybollix says:

    back on topic. this came back to me from a friend after i sent out “the known universe” link

    not as impressive but still mind-boggling

    the only way is up – not d’ream mully..i did see him interviewed last year.

    http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/primer/java/scienceopticsu/powersof10/

  100. Toronto Icarus says:

    For Loco, the redneck explanation:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHex9GDQ2S0

  101. DD says:

    Where’s that twenty fellah gone to? Did he get lucky among the cabbages in superquinn or what?

  102. Chema says:

    ‘The male equivalent is a self loathing hermit who deludes himself into thinking he’ll find a 25 year old model to make his dinners and bear his kids.’
    Don’t know about Maggot, but that’s a scarily accurate description of me. Have we met, HM?

  103. maggot says:

    Where’s that twenty fellah gone to?

    Twenty has married Messi. Allegedly.

  104. The Cap'n says:

    So depressing reading that nutty rubbish that Loco spreads around. What is it with these nutty US rightwingers?

    They seem to spend half their live alarting the world to the fact that their President, elected under suspiciously free and fair circumstances, is some kind of malevolent plant.

    In fairness if he is some kind of communist/black power/cuban/freemason/martian then you have to admire the way he’s managed to creep through the system.

    If he’s that good he deserves his conspiracy should succeed.

    And by the way, you’ll notice how Loco alleges the ‘coloured folk’ (Republican-speak meaning ‘damn uppity negroes’) could have walked away from the stadium in New Orleans but preferred to stay and demand welfare/help.

    I first heard that story in a bar in Miami. It stil didn’t explain why the white people who were trapped at the stadium didn’t simply walk out.

    I really do despise these closet Pilgrims with their narrow minded fear of anything that doesn’t look like them in the mirror.

    Luckily there are enough people with brains to counter them in the US.

    I mean if you think about it Barack Obama is the embodiment of the American Dream. You can’t get closer to the pursuit of happiness than this guy as a model.

    Unfortunately he’s ‘coloured folk’ and to the sliver brained Republican this is unacceptable.

    Its funny watching them thrash around trying to condemn Obama without mentioning race.

  105. maggot says:

    Masons – I’m torn – gobshites but anything banned by the Vatican for their own cannot be all bad.

  106. peadar says:

    A black kid died in dublin recently because of ignorant cunts like you loco.

    What exactly happened there? Very sad anyway.

    Obama rocks!

  107. peadar says:

    Thanks Maggot, but i’m already aware of that much. But what actually happened? A 38 year old stabbing a 15 year old? A child. Was it racial?

  108. maggot says:

    Axccording to earlier reports in the IT there might have been a racial dimension Peadar.

    Meanwhile in China

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8609162.stm

  109. divneymathers says:

    Loco Lobo

    Very apt.

  110. The Cap'n says:

    Loco Lobo Says:
    April 7th, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    “Cap’n: B. Hussein Obama is a Marxist”

    [The only collectivist Marxists in the US are on Wall Street- privatised profits and socialised losses]

    “a red rat who is doing his best to turn the U.S.into Cuba.”

    [Why would he do that? If I understand the closet Klan around the Republican Party correctly he is suspiciously either Kenyan or Hawaiian. So presumably the charge should be 'he wants to turn the US into Kenya'?]

    “Being that he’s half white, I can’t entirely hate him.”

    Well there’s a blast from the Alabama past. I wouldn’t put your faith in skin colour too much if I were you- the assholes who put the United States in the toilet were not black but white. In fact, I distinctly recall an experienced senior officer in the US Army called Colin Powell who was one of the few who pointed out that Bush’s strategic plans were bollocks.

    “As for Jesus! He’s not allowed in the White House anymore.”

    Good for you. Because the last little Xombie who infested the Half-White House managed to kill a whole load of American teenagers, approx one millian civilians and basically reduced American standing and integrity in international affairs to something resembling East Germany.

    “At least until 2012 when sanity in the U.S. returns.”

    I’m glad you mentioned sanity. Your hero was a dry drunk was he not? Gave up whiskey for Jesus. Next time you are within earshot of a qualified addictions expert ask them which are the most dangerous and unstable abstainers when it come to alcohol?

    “B. Hussein became president of the Harvard Law Review because he was black.”

    Here is the announcement from the New York Times from 1990 when this notorious Cuban Marxist suddenly took over the Presidency of the Harvard Law Review by armed coup or whatever.

    http://www.nytimes.com/1990/02/06/us/first-black-elected-to-head-harvard-s-law-review.html?pagewanted=1

    First black President in its 104 year history. So I would suggest he got that role because he was talented when it comes to the law. Harvard do tend to insist on that. I don’t know whether they gave him time off to train a Red Cadre at lunchtimes at Harvard Yard. Mind you, the person who preceded him was Chinese-American and ended up taking the revolution to the US Court of Appeals- as a judge. A real hotbed of communism, I’m sure.

    “He is a Professional Black Person whose only qualification for any kind of office is being black.”

    Nope. He’s a graduate of Columbia (B.A. Political Science) doing a major thesis on Nuclear Disarmament. Take a look at the papers from yesterday. He then went to Harvard where he graduated Magna Cum Laude in 1991 and after than went on to become Senior Lecturer in Law at the University of Chicago Law School.

    George Bush got a gold star for fishin’ in the fuckin’ creek but lost it on the way home.

    “He was never on welfare. After his Kenyon father abanded him and his mother, she took off for Pakistan and Indonesia to find another husband of color”

    God she was determined to be hitched to a ‘husband of colour’ wasn’t she? You must really hate Robert De Niro as I gather he too prefers black skin in life partners. Should we ring Homeland Security?

    “and he was left to be raised by his white grandparents, not the state.”

    Oh well then. Obviously the white influence will have by osmosis driven out all the bad black stiff from your point of view so there’s no problem.

    “Ah! Bill Clnton. His only care was having his knob lubricated by young interns. He knew what power was about and how to properly use it.”

    And promptly used it to reduce the huge deficit Reagan had run up down to a budget surplus. While having his knob lubricated. At least he liked females … whereas your Republicans do seem to get caught with the paws in the young male cookie jar no?

    George’s sex life is unknown. His ability as President of the US was plain for everyone to see.

    “1,500 hundred nukes is only enough for China. We need at least 30,000 to keep ourselves safe.”

    Ha ha ha- ever seen Dr Strangelove. There’s an American officer in that of whom you remind me quite strongly. Are you sure the Russkis aren’t trying to interfere with your ‘essence’?

    “There’s Russia, Iran and Venezuela to finish off as well.”

    Yeah. Thats right. The US is in great shape to fight three more wars, presumably all at the same time. What are you going to do? Drop Twinkies until the enemy gets Type 11 diabetes?

    “Then we have to face the next Muslin crusade out of the middle east.”

    What crusade has the US faced before? If you want to know about Crusades open a history book- there’s bound to be one within a hundred mile drive.

    “And last but not least, while we’re at it, there’s a lot of nuts in California and Washington State, maybe Oregon that can be nuked as well.”

    Ah .. the Liberal elites of the west and east coast schtick. Its amazing what a knowledgeable world view one can develop from cowering in a compound in Kentucky wondering whether the stray dog over there is a Commie Agent.

    “All that vacant space in South America and China can be filled with the black population of the U.S. With them sitting on their asses waiting for handouts nothing will be accomplished for centuries, just like Africa. Peace on Earth will have arrived. Gotta go. I have a militia meeting tonight. We’ll talk some politics, drink beer and take target practice. Then we’ll clean our guns and go home to screw our hot cousins.”

    Mm. I’ve noticed that the fierce line of resistance among the militias is directly associated with the amount of pisswater they can fire down their necks.

    None of the talents you describe are likely to have the rest of the world gaping in admiring astonishment. Now fuck off to your Klan meeting you three-thumbed retard.

  111. Loco Lobo says:

    You guys are easy.

  112. Git says:

    Don’t be so modest, you played them very well.

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