Dear Minister Lenihan,
it was with great interest that I noted your generous dispersal of free money yesterday. I would very much like some as I require a bail-out of around €500,000 to continue as a going concern.
I am of systematic importance to … well … me, and having lost all my money betting on a horse called ‘Woodfield Downs’ in 3.45 Bedroom stakes at the Curragh the other month I think it’s only fair that I get a chunk of this cold, hard cash you’re spreading around.
As a man who owns his own shaver I do not require a haircut of any kind which should make things much less complicated.
I should also point out that neither I, nor any of my executives (said executives being me), have engaged in widespread fraud, cover-ups, lies, illegal loans, corruption, dodgy money transfers to hide the massive debts I have run up, or just my influence with the senior government party to do deals which have bankrupted an entire nation.
And I promise when I say I need €500,000 that’s all I need. I don’t need a massive amount more than that, nor will it be a case that when you check the books, which I am willing to supply (mostly because there are no books), that you discover the figures I provided aren’t a great big load of hairy bollocks.
Bearing all this in mind I would be most grateful if you could send a cheque at your earliest convenience.
yours,
Twenty
ps – If my proposal isn’t to your liking, perhaps you could simply take the cash, stuff it up Damien Rice’s arse and then set fire to it. At least that way we’d have a few moments of fun as we watch you and your blubbery, useless mess of a government waste our money, you fucking prick.
Dear Mr. Lenihan,
Do you know what nemesis means?
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an ‘orrible cunt… me.
Radge.
It’d almost be funny if it wasn’t so fucking etc etc & so on
I have been financially reckless for my entire life and by this stage will never ever get a mortgage. Can the government set up a hardship fund for people like me? I promise not to fritter away any money given to me on books that will be added to my ever-increasing unread books collection or continuing to aimlessly travel around the globe. And my word is just as reliable as that of any banker…
PS.
If a group of cows is called a herd, is a group of bankers called a wunch?
Brian Lenihan/FF/NAMA. Is frustrating and hopeless an understatement?
What I wouldn’t do for the tiniest fraction of a hand-out. Fuck dignity. That left along time ago. House gone and still living in someone else’s boxroom in Finglas. I’m offically unemployed a year and a half today. I had an interview this morning with company in Sydney and the another with a crowd in Saudi. The funny thing is, if I was offered either of these, I can’t even afford the bus fare to the airport, never mind a flight.
Brian Lenihan; I hope your cancer spreads.
Considering getting the fuck out of here..
Tom Dunnes description of Nama this morning really hit the nail on the head..
There’s a lot of people talking about leaving but really we need to people to stay and change it.
“Considering getting the fuck out of here..
Tom Dunnes description of Nama this morning really hit the nail on the head..”
Take a parachute and jump?
heh
Radge – whatever it is you’re thinking of doing, I say ‘Go for it!’.
Where’s that B-B-Bertie A-Hole cunt while all of this is going on?
Surely we can find him guilty of something or other and do something to him (or on him)?
I’m with Radge.
if you think its all over,its not, by a long shot,the real truth will be fed to us over the next 12/24 months and at that stage there will be fuck all left.does anyone believe for a minute that politicions,bankers/legals/ lives have changed since this shit started? not a fucking whit,and it never will. its been said here before, and the time has come now,for irish people to take to the streets and rid the country of these cunts who have bankrupted all of us. €28000 for every family in the country to bail out anglo irish bank and whos running it now, and on how much exactly, why its none other than alan fucking dukes, like the cunt hasnt got enough money already,it just goes on and on.
Sg:Hehe..
He basically likened it to when 4 people go out for a meal and everyone has different stuff from the menu,someone has maybe only a starter and a main course and a bottle of expensive wine as a treat.the Bill will be maybe €500 between 4,but when the bill comes to the table,its for €96,000 because someone at the table ordered the most expensive stuff off the menu.. Bill still has to be divided equally regardless of who had what..
But you arent at the meal..
You’re outside looking in the restaurant window and the cunts at the table send the bill out to you for you to pay…
They’re only doing this because they can. But they can’t if we shoot them in the head.
Front page of The Star today – http://twitpic.com/1c4yq2
He basically likened it to when 4 people go out for a meal and everyone has different stuff from the menu,someone has maybe only a starter and a main course and a bottle of expensive wine as a treat.the Bill will be maybe €500 between 4,but when the bill comes to the table,its for €96,000 because someone at the table ordered the most expensive stuff off the menu.. Bill still has to be divided equally regardless of who had what..
But you arent at the meal..
You’re outside looking in the restaurant window and the cunts at the table send the bill out to you for you to pay…
And piss themselves laughing at you at the same time.
Where is the line in the sand?
Let’s say our population is 50% more submissive than other countries. People talk a lot, but no action is taken. There still has to be an upper limit of how far submissives can be pushed before they hit out or react in a way that is not typical of civilised behaviour.
Protests, riots and even violence do lie on the horizon. But how far does Ireland have to be pushed to get there?
Very, very far it seems.
Dear Brain,
Like Twenty I’ve lived a fraud-free life and need only a modest helping hand in the amount of €180,000, which I know you’ll agree was a very reasonable investment in the Negative Equity stakes.
I’ll be better able to do my patriotic fiscal duty if you can do this little thing for me and I won’t bother you again.
In the event that you can’t spare €180,000 (because Seanie and Fingers have buggered and beggared you) I trust you can sort us out a medical card since that’s the height of an Irish government minister’s competency these days.
Yours etc,
C Drumm.
I saw that cunt fingleton out strolling with his missus a while back.not a care in the world indeed he looked as if he had just won the fucking lotto, oh wait, he did win the fucking thing,loads of times. HM is right, shoot every one of the bastards
So Bank of Ireland report an almost 3 billion loss (for 9 months – not 12) and NAMA has snipped 35% off the value of it’s loans. Pretty fucking bad news by any accounts but for some reason it’s share price has shot up by almost 30%. It’s like having septic genital warts and finding that you’re more attractive to women.
The question you have to ask yourself is in jow many other European countries would a ruling party get away with burying countless fraudulent bank loans and multiple loans on minimal or no collateral by hiding the details of the transactions in ‘private’ and then throwing billions at private banks in order to keep the fraud hidden.
Until such time as the Anglo transactions are published and available and fraud charges laid in the right quarters not one cent of public money should have been spent on that corrupt Fianna Fail run ‘bank’.
At least the death of the Celtic Tiger has exposed exactly how much of a Republic we are- not even fucking close.
its an oligarchy run by peasant farmers who had the running of the country handed to them because the electorate in Ireland haven’t a fucking clue what a democractic republic is.
The truth is that if this NAMA swindle goes through and Anglo-related criminals walk away you can expect another raid on your taxes next year.
It won’t take long before there’s another reason to prop up another corrupt mate with taxpayers money.
Well at least Bertie probably won’t be able to run for President now. Two years ago he would have been a shoe-in because mindless idiots think he’s great craic altogether. If he tries to run now, he’ll be torn apart
The bill has been presented folks.
For the celtic tigger.
The asset stripping to pay it will soon follow.
We are going to hurt a long long time.
But as for the cunts that caused this due to sheer greed, incompetence, and political expediency.
They haven’t coughed up anything yet.
Amazing that.
Lenihan in the Dail yesterday: “The bankers have all been very, very naughty boys.” Nothing about when the plunger-lipped cunt sitting beside him was Minister for Finance or Ahearn and McCreevy mismanagement.
The current interest payment on Ireland’s national debt is something in the region of €4.5 billion. Thanks to NAMA et al our national debt was doubled yesterday.
So, let’s ask a banker how much that is: “Yes, it’s twelfty bazillion squillion” Thank you Mr. Banker. Go to the top of the class and take a sweet out of the jar.
Martin,I like the analogy, but sooner or later she will find those warts and then you are in big shit…
Radge – whatever it is you’re thinking of doing, I say ‘Go for it!’.
= = =
The raw ingredients include a box of matches, some lint, a tweezers and, inexplicably, a cucumber. I’m gonna go MacGyver on his ass.
I’M CRYING IN MY CHAMPAGNE BHOYS!
We’ll struggle with this for decades, all of us.
We’d better hope there are no further cathastrophes – a natural disaster, or worse, a eurovision win.
Just think, we could’ve all had a personal Luas line for the kind of figures that are been chucked around.
I hate this poxy country.
Fingleton, Fitzpatrick and those other banker Cunts have blood on their hands. Will their mortgages be paid on time this month, kids school/college fees be paid, too right they will. Thanks of course to ordinary Joe – who as it happens is fucked, can’t pay the mortgage and kids out working at 16 as they can’t afford to keep them in school.
Will we prosecute them and throw them into the Joy, will we fuck! If not, someone who’s lost their bollocks and dignity as a result of their actions, will, no doubt.
Gluey and champagne – I’d never have imagined them together.
New song by the Muppets:
Nama, nama, doo, doo, do do doo.
Nama, nama, doo do do do
Nama, nama, doo, doo, do do doo.
Nama, nama, doo do do do
It’s time to face the music
It’s time to fight the blight
It’s time to jail the Muppets for this NAMA Show tonight.
It’s time to for them to makeup
It’s time to make it right
It’s time to raise the heat on the NAMA Show tonight.
Why do we always end up here
I guess we’ll never know
It’s like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show
And now let’s get things started
Why don’t you get things started
It’s time to get things started
On the most conspiritational corruptinational Namasational
This is what we call the NAMA Show!
*Golf clap*
Heh
We’ll have to wait a year I think, but the next Fianna FAIL ard fheis would be the perfect venue to decommission any remaining semtex.
All joking aside, taking the fuckers out is the only viable option ‘going forward’. Our deomcaracy failed before it started.
It’s time for Cambodian style political re-education.
The C’mere Rouge
can anyone explain how the government came up with the money, are they borrowing it from the same people who the banks got it from.
so they will pay back the money the banks got, with more money from the place.
I think I will lay down now.
If the cunts can get the money now, what was stopping them getting it for the last ten years to build schools. they could have sorted out every rat infested potacabin and they had the money coming in back then. cunts
Haha @ HM
The C’mere Rouge
Winner..
They could at least have the decency to give us a decent diversion. What about a decent politician/movie star sex scandal to distract us while they raid the cookie jar. Its half-assed politics as usual..
“On the seventh day the Lord rested, but before that he did, he squatted over the side of England and what came out of him… was Ireland. No offense son” (Bill the butcher/gangs of new York)
It occurs to me that if the Republic had been handed over to a bunch of knackers we’d have ended up with the same problem.
That is some tribute to Fianna Fail. In fact, its likely that the knackers would have stolen less from the state.
Maybe Ahern and Cowen should be presented with Hiace vans as a gift of gratitude from the nation.
well said cap’n
Great idea Cap’n. Make Hiace vans the new State cars and give the mercs to the knackers. Except Gormley’s Prius. Its accelerator might stick as he’s driving through his constituency and he’ll be last seen racing the ferry to the Isle of Man.
Love it HM.
There will always be an England, you’d all be better off with King Henry V111, he would have gotten rid of the clergy long before they managed to enlarge your Sons ring pieces,.or Oliver Cromwell he’d have got rid the Clergy and the Government for free, now you can’t even come back and join the commonwealth, because wealth is not common to Ireland, so it’s shovels again.
Cheers GLUAISTEAN I like a drop myself, but it’s too early in the day.
No c-bombs in a letter to a minister? Good grief.