For some reason roadkill affects me. On the Galway drives I saw loads of dead foxes and even some badgers. One fox looked like he had just curled up on the side of the road for a gentle sleep. It was almost cute but the fact that his guts had shot out of his arse like a furry icing bag put paid to that.
Still, I feel sorry for them. So I assign each dead animal to a real life person so I won’t be as badly affected.
“Haha, Glen Beck badger. You got yours!”
or
“Hate that, Didier Drogba fox, you diving prick”.
Then I saw this down the end of the road as I was going to the shops earlier.
Perhaps it was because I wasn’t going at 120kmh but the thought of Jamie Foxx rat wasn’t as comforting as I’d hoped.
Jaysus! looks like he took the whole Ricky Martin thing very badly…
Rats paws really do look like tiny human feet.
Carl Hiaasen does roadkill well.
is it just me or does the rat look like it is doing a Tommy Cooper impersonation?
Whole new levels of weirdness are opening up here.
I saw a squirrel get reduced to chunks in a spectacular way, by a truck on this side of the pond. When the front wheels passed either side of him he panicked and started running in circles and went under the back. It’s ‘friend’ was beside him at the time but missed the wheel. It bothered me for a while. I don’t like seeing the moment life ends.
On the other hand when i was driving and hit a rabbit, my first thought was a cracked bumper so i guess i’m a heartless bastard after all.
I think he looks like Larry Grayson though I do see the Tommy Cooper bit too. No doubt he was a rat of many talents.
I’ve never run over anything but I did start my engine while a cat was asleep in it. So at least he died in his sleep.
No he didn’t, he woke up just as he was been tore to bits. Serves him right though, cunting cats, think they can sleep where ever they like
I imagine him speaking in a Bronx accent sayin ‘Awww ya gots me.. ya gots me good’
Surely that’s Irish Blogging rat?
For some reason roadkill affects me.
It’s called necrophilia.
its one of the rats in nama
jus-like rah!
Surely that’s Irish Blogging rat?
hah
The way some of you drive in Ireland, animals are not safe in fields,in houses, or even up trees!
RIP little fella.
He’s playing dead. Him and his mates are now down a hole someplace laughing themselves sick.
“It was almost cute but the fact that his guts had shot out of his arse like a furry icing bag put paid to that.”
I’ll be putting this up on the fridge, I’m sure it will help me diet.
the way things are going we will be eating roadkill. if we are not already stick with the one and one
The teeth are creeping me the fuck out.
I can picture them gnawing my skull.
Eeeeek.
I think he was coming for you when disaster struck. I’m sure his bretheren will follow.
Look on the bright side, that’s one less rat running for public office. Unfortunatly, there are more like him. Or her. Don’t want to offend the ladies. Oh! And Beck’s a good guy.
his bretheren will follow.
He was an orange rat then ?
somebody say orange rat?
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shall we all club together and buy it a wee funeral with a little mouse playing the fucking bagpipes walking ahead of the hearse?
Its a fucking rat! Its a good rat- its dead. Disease ridden bastard. Ha ha! Ha ha!
In life it was a disease ridden bastard.
In death members of project roadkill have names.
His name was Jamie Foxx rat,his name was Jamie Foxx rat, his name was Jamie Foxx rat…
In fact this act of wanton little animal philanthropy is very gay and I’m telling Johnny5 on the lot of yiz.
Expect bad words.
”He was an orange rat then ?”
Just like Billy Wright.
SQUEAK?
Cold, hungry and horny, what a way to go. Slim pickings ’round your way Twenty for the poor little critters.
There’s so way you can be hungry and horny at the same time.
Is not rat.
Is hamster.
“Take that Rooney Rat,serves you right”
He was skronched after eating a spice burger from Capri’s chipper.
ha, Hangar Queen, best Death ever.
Glenn Beck, from what I have seen Loco, is a dangerous ignoramus, whose role in life is to scare the stupid people who watch his stupid show.
Beck’s a fucking lunatic, Loco (heh).
Our little dead rat friend looks to me like a new advertising campaign angle for Discover Ireland.