Rotating Greens

Sadly they’re not rotating on a giant spit above a fire on which tyres, plastic milk cartons and batteries are being burned. Is it coincidence that they are ‘rotating’ at a point where the current ministers have ensured they receive their ministerial pensions? I’m sure it is as the Green Party has, up to now, shown itself to be an organisation that with a deep sense of moral fibre and a willingness to do what’s best for the people of Ireland and not just themselves.

And since when did politics become like modern football? The odd reshuffle here as the leader gets tired of looking at the same old faces in cabinet meetings aside, rotation is a fairly new concept.

Not that I think Gormley is particularly good at his job or anything but isn’t it weird that he performs the role then just gives it to someone else?

“I left all the details in a file somewhere. It’s brown. On the desk there. I think. If not ask … erm … ahh, you’ll find it. I’m off to be a Super Junior!”

And Gormley is to be replaced by the man who made the worst YouTube video of all time. And he’s got some very stiff competition there.

Is Paul Gogarty going to be appointed Minister for Twitter? That’d really annoy Dan Boyle who leads the Green Twitterati – but as he’s only a crappy old senator he’s just going to have to look on, green with envy, like an avatar in support of Iranian democracy.

The only good thing is that there’s no way the Greens who are rotated in are going be ministers long enough to get their pensions.

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22 Responses to Rotating Greens

  1. SAm crea says:

    Is it a coincidence that The FF-ers are going on about how we all need Pensions *cough. And that everyone really should have a pension *cough have we mentioned *coughs PENSIONS!

  2. Conan Drumm says:

    The green member for Dun Laoghaire doesn’t need a pension… remember that fuss some years back about some ‘unethical’ investments he had inherited? Part of a £1m package, I think.

  3. Jo says:

    Baha, Minister for Twitter… funny.

  4. jonjoward says:

    Who gives a fuck.Green/Fianna Fail/Gael/Labour/Shinners, aint no fucking difference,hang em all i say and hang em good and fucking high.

  5. jonjoward says:

    Or at last till their eyeballs pop.

  6. Hey Twenty, what did you do with all those unsold books after??

    Would you consider recycling them (ie toilet paper)

    Kindest Regards

    John Gormley TD

  7. By the way, you’re a right cunt

  8. Caring maggot says:

    jonjoward – guillotine would be much more entertaining – would that be acceptable to you ?

  9. The Cap'n says:

    ‘Fianna Fail TD’s brother gets contract for guillotine storage while Dail sets up 10 year Tribunal’.

    Going forward.

  10. Lafsword says:

    Is Rotating Greens the same as Recycling waste.

    Twenty, don’t forget there is 2 years+ left in this criminal, unjust and incompetent government, so the bastards rotated in will qualify for a fucking ministers pension. There is no way the Greens will pull out of government as this will be their one and only chance of ever being in government & hopefully of ever being in the Dail.

  11. Lafsword says:

    It’s like amateur hour from the fucking greens, everyday brings a new embarrassment.

  12. So Lafsword, the Greens are basically pulling a fast one to legally squeeze a bit more money out of the country whose interests they’re supposed to be safeguarding.

    Well the monkey has certainly picked up a few tricks from the organ grinder.

  13. If they pull out of government to stop FF ploughing more money into Anglo Irish Bank then all would be forgiven. Been reading David McWilliams.

    http://www.davidmcwilliams.ie/2010/03/03/money-sucking-anglo-is-our-financial-stalingrad

    We’re not fucked yet but we’re getting there.

  14. The Cap'n says:

    Hands up those who don’t think FF and pals aren’t trying to hide all sorts of fraud at Anglo-Irish by hurriedly stuffing anything that looks nasty into NAMA?

    I understand the Gardai have not yet questioned any of the directors of Anglo-Irish yet they’ve been investigating the bank for two years.

    Basically I think FF are fucked- there is a whole raft of illegality underpinning NAMA and they can think of nothing else other than to try and bury the details in a general bank ‘rescue’.

    There is no way NAMA should proceed- its a fraud bigger than Enron.

    Fuck the bank bondholders. If they were facing losing all of their shareholdings in the bank do you think that they wouldn’t be screaming for the Fraud Squad to go in and check the books?

    So where the fuck is the protection for the Irish taxpayer?

  15. Holemaster says:

    I’m nearly finished my hide away. It should be good for the next twenty years. It’s in a remote part of the Wicklow mountains with no road access. I’ve learned how to trap and butcher goats and sheep. There’s a good trout river nearby. There’s plenty of wild fruit and veg nearby. There’s a new age traveler camp about five miles away. I have a mutual agreement with one the ladies to keep me sane. The hideout is part of a large cave system which will allow for the burning of a fire without being discovered. I have some nice warm blankets which Lord Lucan left behind after he died. I buried him in a bog nearby.

    See you in 2030.

  16. SuperGrover says:

    rafter

  17. Caring maggot says:

    cryptic comment SG

  18. Twenty Major says:

    From this man on Twitter – ‘The Greens are like kids playing snap at a poker game’

  19. Caring maggot says:

    The Egyptian team bus has been told to stop at the gate and sound it’s horn.

    So they can Toot-an-come in.

    Boom boom!

  20. Conan Drumm says:

    But HM, you won’t have a pension…. oh, right, that’s a scam too.

  21. Holemaster says:

    SG, the see ya ‘rafter’ phrase is catching on.

  22. Holemaster says:

    Heading to the hide out soon now. Any day.

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