Monthly Archives: February 2010
Willie turns out to be a Cunt
Willie O’Dea has resigned. Here’s his resignation letter (via The Story). Here’s the pathetic Green response, as pitiful an attempt to save face as you’ll ever see. It just calls into credibility … again … this whole government who gave … Continue reading
Such poor manners
Despite sending my email to joe@rte.ie yesterday I got no reply bar an auto-response which wanted my phone number. They can go and shite. I don’t give my phone number to just any old cunt. This is a reasonably new … Continue reading
A letter to Liveline
Also sent to joe@rte.ie —- Dear Joe and the Liveline team, I wonder if you might address a query I have with regard your recent coverage of ‘head shops’. Previous to your campaign against them not one ‘head shop’ in … Continue reading
Here’s what Willie O’Dea thinks of lying in an affidavit
Here’s Limerick TD Willie O’Dea in the Dail today. He paid damages to Sinn Fein’s Maurice Quinlivan over false allegations he made in a sworn affidavit. Perjurwhat? Picture of Willie and a Cunt via @ChristineBohan As opposition members raised the … Continue reading
Humility my hoop
What is the collective noun for a group of bishops? A whitewash? A camouflage? A violation? Anyway, whatever it is, a load of them went to Rome to see the Pope, a bit like a certain wanky football club, but … Continue reading
I’m not hearing things, there’s just nobody there
You know that thing you get when you quite clearly hear somebody say your name but there’s nobody there? What the fuck is that?
The chase
They were always there, under the bridge. Smoking, wearing Docs, perhaps, as the stories went, sniffing glue. Sniffing glue was about as bad as we could imagine it, in our innocent youth. There was some talk that they had flick … Continue reading
Liveline – Monday, February 15th 2010
Joe : “We’ve got David on the phone, from Stoneybatter”. David : “Howya, Joe”. Joe : “David, you were another victim of this terrible scam where you went into Drury Street car park and it didn’t give you a receipt … Continue reading
Better late than never
Sentator Deirdre de Burca has resigned from the Green Party citing a loss of confidence in leader John Gormley. Her resignation letter spells out exactly what many have been thinking about the Greens for a long time. She accuses the … Continue reading
I see no cadaver in here
I love this: Police who searched a house for a missing man but failed to find his decomposing body have been disciplined, it was confirmed today. But where was the man? Where had he cunningly died to escape detection? His … Continue reading
Police who searched a house for a missing man but failed to find his decomposing body have been disciplined, it was confirmed today.
But where was the man? Where had he cunningly died to escape detection?
His decomposing body was eventually located under a blanket on a sofa.
So the PSNI officers went into the house where the dead man was, searched the house, where the body was decomposing and undoubtedly very smelly, and didn’t think to look under the blanket on the sofa.
I wonder what they thought the stinking corpse shaped object beneath the blanket actually was. I don’t buy the ‘it was quite dark’ line. I’ve watched CSI. I know they go around the place with torches. Even in the middle of the day when they could just turn on the lights or open the curtains they search with torches.
They have torches in Derry, right? The ones with batteries that help you see, I mean.