It has been a complainy week and now we have Friday. A day on which many people simply choose not to use the internet. Thus making the day even more dull as nobody’s fighting with anyone or other good.
Perhaps one good thing might be that this fascination people have with that Crystal Swing load of horse cunt might wear off. Regular readers will no I hold no truck with the ‘so bad it’s good’ brigade and that creepy family are worse than bad.
Yet there I go getting all complainy. There’s only one thing to spark this Friday into life, as I eagerly await your submissions in the comments, a racist dragon, the best kind of dragon there is.
I had to do it…. I had to google them….
Crystal Swing.. They just need to be killed swiftly and silently..
2 things here… looked up Crystal Swing. that really is creepy. But… fascination? Where? When? Why? How? ehhh.. which?
The other thing is I seem to have a mental block when it comes to guitar comedy. I just reject it before I can possibly enjoy it. Good or bad.
Except Python songs. Them I can deal with.
I was going to send you a link to a mapped building projection thingy, but turned it into a blog post instead. http://www.johnbraine.com/2010/02/mapped-building-projections.html
I haven’t a clue what this is all about. I’m going back to bed.
Same here (but on my desk).
Oddly enough I watched a Cracker the other night that had Albi the racist – Liverpool supporter of course.
Sorry. One other thing. I was in Hughes & Hughes in Swords Shopping Centre yesterday buying this http://www.jamesleeburke.com/bibliography/40.php and this http://www.johnlecarre.com/book.php?id=7. A lady strolled up buying a copy of The Road by Cormac McCarthy.
There followed a discussion between the two counter staff, the lady buying the book and me, scratching me bollix. 3 of us having read The Road were all explaining to the lady buying the book that it is a relentlessly heart-breaking story but how we were all jealous of her not having read it yet.
My point is that the lady working in Hughes and Hughes, tall, blonde and loud is good fun and knows her shit. Point 2. Book shops rule. Fuck the www purchase of books, support your bookshop.
TTSS great book – I might have to tell you who identity of the traitor!
“Albi the Racist Dragon” is the one of the Conchords best bits, beaten only by “Mutha Uckers” – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqxnm6t3QMw or the scene where they are offered a threesome while Brett is off his chops on acid.
Those mapped building things are cool
Wow, doesn’t Brendan Bowyer look like Frankenstein:
See, Crystal Swing found someone even scarier than themselves.
Which is quite an achievement.
Crystal Swing smell of Dana.
Itchy, I’m with you on the book shop supporting thing. I bought a couple of second hand and new books books from my small local shop here in Dublin.
I found a family picture (couple of kids and an adult) inside one the books. Thought to myself, oh no, they’re probably going mad looking for that. It was from the 1970s.
So I dropped the picture back to the shop and they stuck it in the window. Couple of days later, their neighbour saw the pic and returned it to the family. The Dad in the pic had since died so they were delighted to have it back.
That doesn’t happen on fucking Amazon.
Yes books books.
Books are great. Although I haven’t read a really great book in a while.
Twenty – you should read “The House of Borgia” by Christopher Hibbert. I’ve just finished it and it’s quite the read. Especially if you like a little incest with your murder. And popes.
Incestuous, muderous popes? Sounds promising.
I checked out crystal swing on youtube, very creepy thing going on between what I assume is a brother and sister & it seems mammy approves.
Like Maggot, watched that Cracker the other night, Robert Carlyle brilliant as the Racist Liverpool supporter scumbag Albi (Is there any other type ?)
Just starting reading Will Self’s novel. Looks promising.
I wouldn’t mind reading the book by the son of the leader of Hamas who spied for the Israeli’s.
I think it was called ‘How to make everyone hate you in one easy step’.
That fella from Crystal Swing looks totally demented. On bookshops, I agree. In fact, in most small shops, the overall purchasing experience is way better than either online or in supermarkets. You get the feeling they actually value your business. And, if they don’t, you get the pleasure of telling them to fuck off. But mostly they do.
Crystal Swing!
You cunt Twenty I’d never heard of them until you mentioned it.
Damn YouTube, damn it to hell.
My brain is spoiled yet again.
I’m refusing to check them out on Youtube. I never heard of them before this post. Still don’t know how they are and I don’t care. Not really. Not that much.
I just farted and it smelled really nice. Seriously. Not rank or warm, like a kind of sweet smell. Quite pleasant.
Am I dying?
The light before the dark HM – you have Fart Aids,
“I just farted and it smelled really nice. Seriously. Not rank or warm, like a kind of sweet smell. Quite pleasant.
Am I dying?”
No, you’re just hungry.
He was with peadar last night divney. He’s doomed.
You probably drank a bottle of this last night when you were locked..
http://www.isseymiyakeparfums.com/?l=en#/31/perfumes/54/l-eau-d-issey-pour-homme-intense/
I’m Chanel no. 5
Business Time is my favourite one.
Heard Hughes & Hughes closing, hate hearing that, book shops are the only ones I really like, they are the only ones I actually go into just to pass the time.
yeah, i feel like a cooler laf..shit news
Crystal Swing. Their eyes are scary. They have the look of psychotic jeebus botherers. It’s like watching a snake. You can’t take your eyes off them and you just want to get away NOW.