Liveline – Monday, February 15th 2010

Joe : “We’ve got David on the phone, from Stoneybatter”.

David : “Howya, Joe”.

Joe : “David, you were another victim of this terrible scam where you went into Drury Street car park and it didn’t give you a receipt and you’re after losing out on €5.60 that you can’t claim back against your work expenses and the fella at the car park told you the machine wasn’t working properly and did he offer to write you out a receipt on paper or anything because €5.60 is a lot of money? That’d buy you a bail of briquettes as Mary said earlier that’d warm her house for a day and a half”

David : “Well, thing is Joe I just said that to your person there to get on air.”

Joe : “mmmm”

David : “The real reason I’m after ringing in is them head shops like..”

Joe : “I see. And what about them terrible head shops where they sell ‘bath salts’ but we all know they’re not bath salts but what does be in them? Nobody knows! They’re dangerous”.

David : “I agree Joe!”

Joe : “Good man, David”.

David : “I listened to your shows about them and the stories and the scaremongering and all that and I was disgusted”.

Joe : “And you were right to be disgusted because they are disgusting but the head shop fellas don’t see it. They just want to make money without thinking about the consequences. Idiots”.

David : “You’re bang on, Joe. That’s why I burned down the one on Capel St and I won’t be stopping there, Joe. I’m going to burn them all down. Burn them aaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllll!!!!”.

Joe : “Erm … bollix. Have we got Anne there? Anne. You were overcharged for your pet insurance by 87 cent. Can you afford to eat this week, Anne?”

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40 Responses to Liveline – Monday, February 15th 2010

  1. Holemaster says:

    And they got a sex shop in the mix too. Excellent result. And if anyone living above them died sure it serves them right for renting of those sinners. It was probably some miraculous medal wearing angry man from Youth Defense.

    I fear a lot of decades of the rosary were answered with that fire. And the Gardai will drag out the investigation to the point where nobody cares anymore.

  2. maggot says:

    God named as chief suspect in Garda report.

  3. Fill3rup says:

    It was most likely ACTUAL Drug dealers burnt the shop out,the ones down hear have recieved “Warnings” from the type of people you dont ignore,if you know what I mean..

  4. Fill3rup says:

    down here even(mmm spliffs)

  5. maggot says:

    I don’t do drugs any more, not since I saw how it destroyed the Corkhills in Brookside.

  6. Lorcan the Lion says:

    Careful or Joe will do a week on blogs the way he did on head shops and someone will arson you in the arse

  7. Holemaster says:

    Hmm. Good point.

  8. Holemaster says:

    Good Point about the drug dealers I meant. But I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a religious looney.

  9. maggot says:

    Clicked on the Leap Year Link above – total fucking squiggly gibberish. Author must be stoned.

  10. itchybollix says:

    This could be another Monica Leech moment by a factor of ten for joe duffy.

    If it was malicious then at least it will get the cunt off the air for good.

  11. There is no sense of balance at all in the reporting over the passed few weeks on the head shop stories, not just on Liveline but the ^.1 news had a piece about a new one opening up and they found three auld biddies in the town who hadn’t a clue what a head shop was five minutes previously and were touted as the voice of the town saying “They’re selling hemp and everything, it’s a disgrace.”
    You’re a disgrace, ya gee-bag!

    The other side isn’t being represented properly at all, I haven’t bought anything from a head shop in ages, but I was grateful to live in a country where i could do what i liked even though someone else thought it was ‘immoral’ because of some screwed up catholic guilt.
    It’d be a total denial of basic civil liberties of the head shops were banned (which is a ridiculous concept in itself, if you want to ban sweets, you don’t make sweetshops illegal), not to mention the hundreds of people employed by the industry directly or indirectly.
    These people aren’t taking these things because of some sort of ‘bath salt’ deficiency, it’s because they live in small town ireland, one of the worst places to find yourself and they’re trying to fucking entertain themselves.

  12. itchybollix says:

    “Barman – buy that man a pint.”

  13. I’ll be down in the back snug.

  14. Holemaster says:

    If you ban head shops, you’d have to ban pubs.

  15. I’m sure you haven’t seen this article from the Galway Advertiser where a FF TD ‘calls for them to be banned’, but if you replace the word Heap Shop with pub it would make just as much sense.
    http://www.advertiser.ie/galway/article/20806

  16. SAm Crea says:

    Outraged Capel st Resident: Joe this is a disgrace, I mean a fire like this could have killed my children like…

    Joeand tell me OCR,were the pleece and the firemen great?

    Outraged Capel st Resident:Oh they were fantastic Joe, I cant fault them. I’m just sayin Joe this could have been a tragedy. I mean imagine how many children a fire this size could have killed

    JoeAnd have you kids yourself. Where were they when the fire struck?

    Outraged Capel st Resident: Well no I dont have kids my self, but I do know for a fact Joe, that there are kids living in that area..

    Joe Oh my god, it doesnt bear thinking about. And how close to the headshop are you living, was there flames licking the outside of your house?

    Outraged Capel st Resident: Well I haven’t lived there for a few years now, I live in Santry now… but I just feel outraged Joe at these Fires, and nobody seems to be doing anything about them Joe…

    thank you OSR, as we should be calling you..hehe
    Moree pointless observations from morons after these messages…

  17. maggot says:

    Maggot Enterprises PLC has a special offer on Sunny Jims.

  18. tomo says:

    Someone should burn down RTE, and every sycophantic overpaid smug cunt in the place. Perfect example-towards the end of 2008 they decided to outsource the printing of the rte guide (a publication literally not worth the paper it’s printed on) to an english printing company, resulting in the loss of 30 jobs in Dublin. My youngest brother, a journeyman printer, was let go TWO WEEKS before christmas eve. Needless to say, it didn’t get widespread coverage from rte. Your licence fee money at work.

  19. Twenty Major says:

    heh, Sam.

    tomo – never knew that about the RTE Guide, but then I have never met anyone who has bought it

  20. itchybollix says:

    “you give me head, it makes it worse
    take out your fucking retainer put it in your purse”

    Any excuse for the DKs

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6aRH6chDns

  21. Crank says:

    Memories of the 80s, giving the car park attendant in Werburg Street the few bob on the QT before going to collect the dole. Saved a fortune.

    Werburg Street dole office. It was like a theme park for the criminally insane. Very entertaining.

  22. jonjoward says:

    weburgh st,ah sweet sweet memories,drawing and working and mixing with the general in the queue,then being treated like scum by the givers outers of the few bob!!!! good old days

  23. Gluaistean says:

    YOU ALL FOCUS ON YOUR ‘ME WANT ME WANT’ WHILE THE COUNTRY DISINTEGRATES AROUND YOU – YOU CAN’T RUN YOUR OWN LIVES FUNCTIONALY, DEPEND ON THE DOLE AND WHINE ABOUT EVERYTHING – BUT YET YOU ALL ARE ABSOLUTELY CONVINCED YOU KNOW BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE…STILL, PEOPLE LIKE ME WILL NOW MAKE A KILLING BUYING PROPERTY AND GOODS AT FIRESALE PRICES AND MAKE ANOTHER FORTUNE WHEN THE MARKET TURNS.
    COME TO THINK OF IT…DON’T EVER CHANGE LADS!

  24. Captain Con says:

    I’ve a bridge you can have for a mere £40mill there Wan- Gluestain. Do you fill out your loan application in crayon in line with your obvious written communications policy?

    Just admit you are Dana and fuck off back to Derry there’s a good girl.

  25. V says:

    If NAMA could talk..

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  27. itchybollix says:

    continuing on with non-topic related stuff but my DKs link does have “Head” in the lyrics – why would you commit to open heart surgery at 83?

    http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/7008c936-fc91-11de-bc51-00144feab49a.html

  28. maggot says:

    Bloody hell – nearly €500K in the safe ?

    http://tinyurl.com/yka4rhm

  29. Mentioning the two people who ‘died after taking magic mushrooms’ at the end of that article is totally inflammatory.

  30. V says:

    Distraction, distraction and look at us all harping on it

  31. maggot says:

    totally inflammatory.

    boom boom!

  32. JJ Celery says:

    It so comforting to see I’m not the only one who’s not asleep at this ungodly hour.

  33. With the help of my local headshop products….and the luxury of timezones.

  34. maggot says:

    Coffee, nicotine and chocolate here.
    The Holy trinity.

  35. GLUAISTEAN says:

    CAPTAIN CON – GO BACK TO PLAYING WITH YOUR TOY SOLDIERS ‘CAPTAIN’…

  36. Captain Con says:

    Strategic advice from someone who can’t find the Caps Lock key on their own keyboard I don’t need, Napoleon.

    Now fuck off and annoy your carer.

  37. Yippee says:

    Maggot, apparently the money wasn’t in a safe, but under the floorboards!

    Twenty, saw your brother in O’connel Street on Saturday afternoon as I was driving through, going so slooowly that I could have counted the whiskers on his chinny chin chin. God, you’re an ugly family!
    No offence!

    Then at the other end of O’Connel Street I saw his twin!
    Are yous clones or wha?

  38. JJ Celery says:

    same trinity over here maggot, with the free Monday…and Tuesday… and next days…

  39. itchybollix says:

    “Garda sources” and an article written by Jim Cusack.

    pinch, salt, etc

    Whatever happenedabout this?

    http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2009/1028/breaking15.htm

    same garda bullshit as the 500k me thinks

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