Comments on: Ban, Joe

By: MiamiDonkey

MiamiDonkey — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 21:36:21 +0000

Mandolin, though they are very hard on the fingers. Or just get a classical guitar and learn Spanish music, then you couldn’t be misconstrued as an ‘indie’ eejit. And besidea, Spanish music is awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08qLjUAhdNw

By: divneymathers

divneymathers — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 13:14:09 +0000

Just get one of these and plug it into the USB of your computer.
It’ll work great with the GarageBand software that came free with your Mac, they’re cheap and good fun. It’s a start at least and a lot better than a Stylophone

http://www.m-audio.com/products/en_us/KeyRig49.html

By: The Mowl

The Mowl — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 01:58:13 +0000

Store up on loads of old dogfood, catfood, soup & baked beans cans.

Stack ‘em up on the coffee table there.

Utilise a pair of manky auld chopsticks.

Learn your neighbours good AND get with your funky self.

By: Mosheen

Mosheen — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 21:06:51 +0000

In every picture of Uri Geller I’ve ever seen the cunt is trying to hypnotize the photographer

By: cutsilk

cutsilk — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:16:44 +0000

go for the piano Twenty!!!!I have one and can spend hours happily tinkling,though I have only a basic ability.I think you should think about what sort of music you want to play,and then decide.

By: paulo1

paulo1 — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:45:12 +0000

How on earth did Lung find out the name of that girls moustache? Good sleuthing sir, my hat’s off to you.

By: warhammer

warhammer — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:00:36 +0000

try the flesh fiddle
all you need is a long sharp butchers knife
and some cunts neck

By: maggot

maggot — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 12:53:54 +0000

Taj Mahal the blues guy has a couple of albums featuring Tuba.

By: Fill3rup

Fill3rup — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 11:15:02 +0000

Im Grade 8 on the Hairy Banjo…

By: SuperGrover

SuperGrover — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 10:13:34 +0000

“Well there are accordions and accordions SG…”

Fair point.